Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last Wednesday, el presidente Alberto Fernández received a state visit, in Buenos Aires, from the Prime Minister of Spain. Fernández was getting smarmy with a colleague from la
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. We're getting closer and closer to the inevitable Chiefs-Patriots AFC Championship matchup--AND spending
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What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year, a veritable Who's That? of placekickers taking a ride on the Chicago Bears carousel. Do you remember how last season ended? I wonder if anyone in Chicago has? Let's take a
Your “International Left-Handers Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit
Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Rand McNally
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the bullshit
2019 [DFO] Banner Tournament: Ice Milk Eight, Day 1
Welcome to the Ice Milk Eight, sponsored by Flanders' Unflavored Non-Fat Ice Milk! https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3bj3o1 Don't be swayed by pretenders! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovfM7dvFto0 Which is apparently a thing now, it's a brand of organic, uh, milk substitutes? I'm not using the term "nut juice," but, yes. That. We have the semifinal results in the BLEERGH Region, to see
Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag’s Eighth Delivery
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we extend our mission beyond football to the rest of life’s broad and multi-chromatic palette. While the NFL season is over until THE SHIELD cranks up the