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Some Care for Caretakers: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Back in 2012, when hotmail was a thing and Jeeves panhandled for questions, Chuck Pagano got his first head coaching job, with the Colts.…
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Chatbot Therapy: Offseason Sunday Open Thread
Just between you, me and my tinnitus, [checks around nervously to see if anyone is eavesdropping] Life hasn’t been quite excellent the last coupla…
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Give The Governor a Harrumph – Mel Brooks Open Thread
I must have been five years old when my father took our family to see “Silent Movie” in the theatRe. I got into it…
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Your “It Takes Two to Tango (At Least Without TNF)” Thursday Night Open Thread
Happy Thursday! The NFL season is over. Not for the 8 teams left but for the 24 teams at home with their families (does…
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Slave LaboUrs Recap and Knockouts Day 1 Mundial Open Thread
Hola, beautiful gente. Your regularly scheduled pachyderm is doing kingly stuff so excuse me while I hijack this spot to talk about an infuriating,…
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Chalk or Destiny: Argentina Slave LaboUr Cup Preview
“Oops, almost stepped on the country with the best fans, with the best insults, the best foods, with the best fútbol player and the…
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On the Offensive – Uruguay Slave World Cup Preview
Greetings, cretins. Line up your toothiest, bity-est takes for the farewell performance of Luis Suárez’s career. More accomplished nags than I will also expound…
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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 3” Monday Night Open Thread
Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid…
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New Places – Monday Open Thread
Yesterday was Juneteenth, the anniversary of Union Army General Gordon Granger going to Galveston, Texas in 1865 to announce that all slaves were free.…
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Memorial Day / Monday Night Open Thread
Today is Memorial Day in the USA, which honors their fallen soldiers in not-classified wars. I’m sure the CIA still resents that today is…