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Your “So Let Me Clear My Throat” Thursday Open Thread
Good evening, fellow miscreants and dick joke enthusiasts. As you may have noticed, without Thursday Night Football and hobo season, we don’t have a…
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Not Stuck, Just Tightly Comfortable – Monday Open Thread
I must have been in a morose daze these last coupla weeks because I failed to realize that the pandemic ended. The NFL dropped…
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Your “I Guess I Volunteered Myself” Thursday Evening Open Thread
2b.jpgServes me right for asking, now I get to do it. Here’s the news! -David Culley (Team Not Found) is fired after one season.…
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Better Than You, Swarthie: Argentina Preview – Copa América 2020 (In 2021!)
Some Hispanic folks will try to out-white anyone by pointing to European lineage, paleness, or micropenis. The President of Argentina volunteered anecdotal evidence. Last…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag #17
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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What Kind of Circus Features Kickers? Your 2019 Chicago Bears Preview
Awesome Photoshop courtesy of Low Commander of the Super Soldiers Ah, the NFL offseason, always filled with optimism, Dan Snyderschadenfraude, and this year,…
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