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Your “International Left-Handers Day” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Wait, huh? How did I get stuck with this? I’m too drunk for this. I have no insightful banter for you, so in lieu…
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Your Pretexts And Excuses Sunday Open Thread
There’s only a handful of Sundays left until the return of the massive zombie-in that is the NFL season. The spirit soars at the…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #14
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Copa América 2019 Team Preview: Rand McNally
We’ve got an extra team! It came as a bit of shock when this small country off the coast of South America qualified as…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Mailbag Número Doce
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which we…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag’s Eighth Delivery
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Mouth Flies Open: DFO Advice Mailbag #5
The team at DFO is committed to brightening the world with insights, observations, and dick jokes. This mailbag feature is just one more way in which…
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Two Ears, One Mouth and All–DFO Mailbag Submissions
Thanks to those who participated in the debut edition of Mouth Flies Open, the don’t-call-it-a-sequel revamped reboot of the DFO Advice Mailbag. We had some…
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HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO…. Who’s ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and…