[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya'll wanna hear 'Freebird'? I am Irsay. Out of the last 15 years, my Colts have made playoff appearances in all but two seasons. In fact, since 2012, Indianapolis has been steered by
Tag: How Does This Jerk-Off Get A Job
A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN' FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF YOU FACKS! [dips entire can of Skoal Wintergreen] [[spits juice on passerby seven-year-old wearing a Yankees hat]] THESE WARLD WIDE LEADAH FACKS OWAH NUTHAN MOAH THAHN GOODELL CROHHNIES HIHHAHD
Your 2015 Jacksonville/London Jaguars
You know, when the Jaguars make the eventual move to London, it will be a VERY smooth transition. The locals will already be familiar with a product that pretends to be great but inevitably breaks down, costs you an arm and a leg, but which you will support because it's
Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain's Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR Mateys! Welcome to Captain Warren Sapp's 2015 Tampa Bay Bucs preview! I'm ye scurvy dawgs Captain, Warren Sapp. Joining me in this parlay as always is my faithful
There’s Something Rotten in Ashburn
A Requiem for an Ape
h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian overlord. Wherever he is, I am happy he doesn't have to deal with this shit anymore: 10. I think these are my non-football thoughts of the week: a. I’m not
An Earnest Conversation
INTERIOR: Steelers Locker Room, post-practice, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 BEN: GREAT PRACTICE GUYS! WE REALLY LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE! THE BEN GONE HAVE A CHOCOTACO TO CELEBRATE! /Mike Tomlin walks over to Ben MT: Ben, I think you've met him before, but I want to take you over here to formally introduce you
Windy City: How Hurricane Katrina Saved Chicago
2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Preview
WCS, Sill, and I (Balls) decided to collaborate on this preview to save all of you non-Steeler fans the agony and depression of going through three separate previews talking about the team that everyone would hate if the Patriots didn't exist. For your amusement, here are our thoughts: SILL There are three
