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A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN’ FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF…
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Your 2015 Jacksonville/London Jaguars
You know, when the Jaguars make the eventual move to London, it will be a VERY smooth transition. The locals will already be familiar…
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Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain’s Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR…
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There’s Something Rotten in Ashburn
Interior: Redskins Park. A dark shadowy figure lurks behind a desk, but not an ordinary desk. A dark, foreboding, and imposing desk that has…
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A Requiem for an Ape
h/t Etsy On the one month anniversary of the death of KSK, I leave this here as a tribute to our deposed former simian…
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An Earnest Conversation
INTERIOR: Steelers Locker Room, post-practice, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 BEN: GREAT PRACTICE GUYS! WE REALLY LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE! THE BEN GONE HAVE A…
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Windy City: How Hurricane Katrina Saved Chicago
McQueary: You don’t know how many people acted like it was my fault, in those first few days. That’s crazy, right? The biggest freak weather…
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2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Preview
WCS, Sill, and I (Balls) decided to collaborate on this preview to save all of you non-Steeler fans the agony and depression of going…
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO
/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. …
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Introducing the Locker Room Discomfort Advisory System
This post features original art by make it snow.