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An Earnest Conversation
INTERIOR: Steelers Locker Room, post-practice, Tuesday, August 25, 2015 BEN: GREAT PRACTICE GUYS! WE REALLY LOOKING GOOD OUT THERE! THE BEN GONE HAVE A…
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Windy City: How Hurricane Katrina Saved Chicago
McQueary: You don’t know how many people acted like it was my fault, in those first few days. That’s crazy, right? The biggest freak weather…
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2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Preview
WCS, Sill, and I (Balls) decided to collaborate on this preview to save all of you non-Steeler fans the agony and depression of going…
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PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKERS WOO
/door flies open //finishes bottle of Spotted Cow ///throws bottle into pile off to the side ////cracks open bottle of Riverwest Stein Good morning. …
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Introducing the Locker Room Discomfort Advisory System
This post features original art by make it snow.
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Meanwhile, in San Diego…
City Councilman: All right, this has been a full day of hearing public testimony on the issue of the proposed new stadium, and I…
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In Which We Address Mad Men…
Look, I’m going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised…
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The case against a NFL team in L.A.
Sam Farmer of the L.A. Times has produced another of his many many columns about the possibility of a new stadium in the…
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Thank You For Calling Illegal Aid
Interviewer: Hello, thank you for calling Illegal Aid, how can I help you? Caller: Hi! I’m so glad I got through, I was on…
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OSZ WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Remember that in-person interview I was so excited about? Well, I just got the call that they’re hiring me! I’M A WINNER TODAY! Not…