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And now, down to the field…
I felt inspired by yesterday’s post by Monty about the absolutely horrific announcing teams we are subjected to each week and so I decided to…
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DFO, money comes in
Two of us made ballsy picks while the other two sat on the sidelines and enjoyed their Thanksgiving. Who has two thumbs and was…
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2015 Pittsburgh Stillers Bye Week Injury Report
STILLERS BYE WEEK RECAP WCS: 6-4 and in the Wild Card position. Not too bad considering the Stillers look more like a triage…
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TURDSDAY NIGHT FOOT FETISH
Well, here it is. Our favorite greatest coach ever gets his shot as the new(ish) head man of the Buffalo Bills. The Bills visit…
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I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE
“I Would Like A Selfie” For context: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7xWw-_VIy0&ab_channel=JASONSCARYSTORYS Outside of a small town in Central Texas was a supposed haunted house. This house was surrounded…
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I Am Irsay: Indianapolis Colts 2015 Preview
[DFO Claimer: this preview was handled mainly by Covalent Blonde with me peppering in some insanity. Giddy up.] /lights Marlboro Red Ya’ll wanna hear…
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A Rational Response From A Patriot Fan
FACK YOU! FACK YOU! FAAAACCCCCKKK YOU YOU FACKIN’ FACKS! YOUAH AHLL JUST JAHLOUS OF GREAHTRIOTS NAHTION! WEAH SMAHRTAH, TAFFAH, HAHHAHDAH THAHN THE REST OF…
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Your 2015 Jacksonville/London Jaguars
You know, when the Jaguars make the eventual move to London, it will be a VERY smooth transition. The locals will already be familiar…
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Bucs Preview with #CaptainWarrenSapp
[Dfo-claimer: This preview should be read at high volumes. Preferably in a residential area. Welcome aboard.] Captain’s Cabin Door Flies Open Warren Sapp: YAARRR…
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There’s Something Rotten in Ashburn
Interior: Redskins Park. A dark shadowy figure lurks behind a desk, but not an ordinary desk. A dark, foreboding, and imposing desk that has…