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Meanwhile, in San Diego…
City Councilman: All right, this has been a full day of hearing public testimony on the issue of the proposed new stadium, and I…
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In Which We Address Mad Men…
Look, I’m going to throw out a few disclaimers: 1. I hate hippies 2. I hate baby boomers 3. I hate baby boomers disguised…
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The case against a NFL team in L.A.
Sam Farmer of the L.A. Times has produced another of his many many columns about the possibility of a new stadium in the…
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Thank You For Calling Illegal Aid
Interviewer: Hello, thank you for calling Illegal Aid, how can I help you? Caller: Hi! I’m so glad I got through, I was on…
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OSZ WINS! FLAWLESS VICTORY!
Remember that in-person interview I was so excited about? Well, I just got the call that they’re hiring me! I’M A WINNER TODAY! Not…
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Oh Disney/ABC/ESPN, You Lovable Scamps
http://mgoblog.com/sites/mgoblog.com/files/images/UV_2EB/schiano-board-9601.jpg HAHAHAHAHA! April Fool’s!! /turns on SportsCenter Bristol just upped it’s GRIT by 1000%