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Not Even Daddy (TWSS) Yet Blues
Alright, you cockstains, I’m looking for some help. As all are most likely aware, I’m about to be a dad for the first time.…
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I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread
…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead. Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for…
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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, and Visual Effects
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…
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Sexy Friday Rooney Rules!
As you may or may not have heard, Roger Goodell announced the introduction of a new “Rooney Rule” specifically aimed at increasing the number…
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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …
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Tuesday Night Holyshittheresalotofbasketball Thread
It’s so much fun to see Dook having a “bad” season. It brings us great joy. Of course, those dickblocks will probably land a…
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MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER
Don’t you love when white men solve racism on their own? It’s a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying…
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Divisional Weekend Eve! Live Thread
Ah, the night before the NFL’s second round. The night before NFL’s Elite Eight is eventually dwindled to its Final Four. Hopes, dreams, and…
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Marcus Mariota Visits Golden Gate Park
[Marcus Mariota walks alone through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, California. He seems to have a confused look on his face, as he…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…