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Superbowl #Content from Ben Blank, Uproxx Chief Creative Officer
I’m not here to talk about that thing that’s happening over the weekend. I’m here to talk about #content and #branding! That’s what we’re really …
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Tuesday Night Holyshittheresalotofbasketball Thread
It’s so much fun to see Dook having a “bad” season. It brings us great joy. Of course, those dickblocks will probably land a…
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MLK Day Night Thread For #ALLLIVESMATTER
Don’t you love when white men solve racism on their own? It’s a beautiful thing. Now, if they could only get around to paying…
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Divisional Weekend Eve! Live Thread
Ah, the night before the NFL’s second round. The night before NFL’s Elite Eight is eventually dwindled to its Final Four. Hopes, dreams, and…
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Marcus Mariota Visits Golden Gate Park
[Marcus Mariota walks alone through Golden Gate Park in San Francisco, California. He seems to have a confused look on his face, as he…
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Go West, Young Chip
Wellllllll…. this should be interesting… Charles E. “Chip” Kelly has accepted the position of head coach of the Santa Clara San Francisco 49ers. I mean, when…
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Six Years? Six Damn Years.
I found [site redacted] back in 2007. I don’t exactly recall the first time I found [site redacted], though I do recall the almost…
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Somebody’s Gotta Do It
Owners Meeting — NFL Headquarters Owners of all 32 teams are standing around the room conversing quietly. A palpable tension fills the room as…
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Christmas Eve Afternoon Waste of Our Time
I mean, what do YOU really want to do? Spend time with your family? Pffff… We’ve got two JV bowl games today. For starters,…
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And now, down to the field…
I felt inspired by yesterday’s post by Monty about the absolutely horrific announcing teams we are subjected to each week and so I decided to…