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2016 U.S. Open Primer
STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy the golf. No, just kidding. Today marks the start of the year’s second golf major, our national championship, the…
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Copa America 2016: Group C, Venezuela
At the outset I would like the to thank the following people and/or groups for providing me with all the information I stole for…
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Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread
Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here’s a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor’s…
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Wednesday Night Game 7s Are a Blast if It Doesn’t Involve Your Team Thread
In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both…
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Diary of a Panic Attack Pt. 1
Sup, kiddos. I used to suffer from the occasional panic attack episodes (meaning 1-4 over the span of 2-3 days) every year, year and…
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Your “It’s Never Not Time To Ice” Wednesday Open Thread
I hope you ran your laps today, because dinner is a healthy helping of NUGGETS! Apparently Cal-Lutheran is into deals with the devil, because…
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Not Even Daddy (TWSS) Yet Blues
Alright, you cockstains, I’m looking for some help. As all are most likely aware, I’m about to be a dad for the first time.…
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I Couldn’t Think of a Better Title Night Shift Thread
…so I gave you a Far Side cartoon, instead. Well, it’s now March. March means spring is closer. It also means it’s time for…
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Straight White Male Super Bowl 2016: The Oscar Nominees for Sound Editing, Sound Mixing, and Visual Effects
The Oscars are almost upon us, with all their unpredictability. You don’t need an oracle to tell you what will happen. You don’t even…
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Sexy Friday Rooney Rules!
As you may or may not have heard, Roger Goodell announced the introduction of a new “Rooney Rule” specifically aimed at increasing the number…