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Your “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, the Niners decided to go with Colin Kaepernick versus the Bills this Sunday. I guess a white guy can’t catch a break…
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The Sun Sets in the West
It’s a majestic day in Los Angeles. The sun glints off the glass of the Beverly Hills Plaza Hotel, renown for its plush terrycloth…
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Your “Those Aren’t The Bears You’re Looking For” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty slow day today, most likely still a Week 1 hangover combined with horror at tomorrow’s Jets-Bills color-rush game. So the Thread is…
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Your 2016 Half-Assed Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
Yes, you will be shocked and amazed that it took three full-grown adults (and I say the word “adult” in the most sarcastic way…
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Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night’s fiasco. All they’ve got is a short piece on…
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Your “28 Days = 4 Weeks = 1 Lunar Cycle” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: (& Crimebeat! primer) former Viking & Seahawk Tavaris Jackson has been charged with aggravated assault & uttering threats, which will no doubt…
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2016 U.S. Open Primer
STANLEY CUP WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Enjoy the golf. No, just kidding. Today marks the start of the year’s second golf major, our national championship, the…
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Copa America 2016: Group C, Venezuela
At the outset I would like the to thank the following people and/or groups for providing me with all the information I stole for…
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Your Thursday Night Looks-Like-We-Take-Beerguy-Rob-For-Granted Live Thread
Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here’s a quarter-assed fill-in right quick. I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor’s…
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Wednesday Night Game 7s Are a Blast if It Doesn’t Involve Your Team Thread
In the world of sports, there are very few things better than a Game 7. By that point, the series has been balanced, both…