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Your “They Keep Pulling Me Back In!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Dammit! I keep trying to avoid the NFL, but stupidity keeps bringing it to the fore: “Aaron Hernandez’s Attorneys Might Argue That Weed Made…
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Your “Happy President’s Family Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Everyone in North America has a holiday today except British Columbia and whoever drew the short-straw in the Wal-mart employee break room. My condolences to…
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Your “Hmm…Who Else Can DFO Help Bring Down?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Russians. They’re everywhere. They come in all shapes & sizes. And trying to infiltrate everything, even this here site. But why is that?…
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NFL Owners, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it’s Super Bowl (or, if you want to obey the first rule of DFO, Superb Owl) week!…
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A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game
WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it’s against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5…
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Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made…
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A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…
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Your “Really, It’s Wednesday?” Evening Open Thread
Back at work today. Mid-week sick days just make things awkward. It’s like getting a second Monday but with two-days worth of workload. NFL…
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Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week,…
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Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: And the first NFL off-season arrest / Crimebeat! story of 2017 goes to… Adam “Pac Man” Jones! Sorry to those of you who…