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NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…
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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…
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Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference
INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY – SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point
Before I begin, I remind you, ladies, to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual. If you don’t, I’m…
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Your “NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: Well, the Niners decided to go with Colin Kaepernick versus the Bills this Sunday. I guess a white guy can’t catch a break…
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The Sun Sets in the West
It’s a majestic day in Los Angeles. The sun glints off the glass of the Beverly Hills Plaza Hotel, renown for its plush terrycloth…
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Your “Those Aren’t The Bears You’re Looking For” Wednesday Open Thread
A pretty slow day today, most likely still a Week 1 hangover combined with horror at tomorrow’s Jets-Bills color-rush game. So the Thread is…
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Your 2016 Half-Assed Pittsburgh Steelers Season Preview
Yes, you will be shocked and amazed that it took three full-grown adults (and I say the word “adult” in the most sarcastic way…
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Your “How Much Gravy Was Wasted?” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: well, I expected nfl.com to have little if any mention of last night’s fiasco. All they’ve got is a short piece on…
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Your “28 Days = 4 Weeks = 1 Lunar Cycle” Monday Open Thread
NFL Notes: (& Crimebeat! primer) former Viking & Seahawk Tavaris Jackson has been charged with aggravated assault & uttering threats, which will no doubt…