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Fun with Roger Goodell: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 2 – Electric Byegaloo
After sixteen years of threats, the San Diego Chargers officially filed for relocation last Thursday to move to Los Angeles, a city that has made…
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A [DFO] Boots on the Ground Post: Hard Ride to… China?
Ni hao ma, ladies and gents? Friendly neighborhood Senor Weaselo here, back from a whirlwind holiday adventure throughout China. Whirlwind in that I might still…
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Your “Really, It’s Wednesday?” Evening Open Thread
Back at work today. Mid-week sick days just make things awkward. It’s like getting a second Monday but with two-days worth of workload. NFL…
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Your “I Gotta Wait Until Saturday for Football?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Welcome to the preliminary darkness of the off-season. NFL Notes: Jordy Nelson has two broken ribs. Expect him to be deactivated later this week,…
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Your “What Is Done Cannot Be Now Amended” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
NFL News: And the first NFL off-season arrest / Crimebeat! story of 2017 goes to… Adam “Pac Man” Jones! Sorry to those of you who…
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Better Know A Trump Appointee – Vincent Viola
The hits just keep on coming with Donald Trump. At this point, it looks like membership in only one organization qualifies you for consideration…
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NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to…
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Quotables Week 13 Submissions – Balls Filling in Edition
As you are aware if you read last week’s Quotables, I am your substitute teacher, Balls, Mr. ofSteelandFury if you will, and I am…
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Chip Kelly Calls a Press Conference
INTERIOR – 49ERS PRACTICE FACILITY – SANTA CLARA, CA [A group of reporters are seated around a podium, chatting among themselves. A large figure…
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Balls’ Quarterly Review Part Deux – The Halfway Point
Before I begin, I remind you, ladies, to check your breasts every three months daily to make sure there is nothing unusual. If you don’t, I’m…