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25 Questions About…
This Of course, I mean amateur photography. In case you’ve living in a tree the last 50 years, here’s the full sketch: Now, I’ve…
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Fun with Nick Hardwick: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 3 – Carson Drift
Last week, former San Diego Chargers radio color commentator and long time center, Nick Hardwick, announced that he would be doing a complete and…
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Back in the Barrel With Ya
Our esteemed alot of beer is out doing life things that may or may not be more important than reviewing beer for imaginary internet…
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Your “Building Readership One Coupling At A Time” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
First off, a hearty congrats to litre_cola on the arrival of little deci, and sunrisesunrise on the arrival of little redskyatdawn. THAT’S…
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Pens-Jacks Quasi-Preview Or Some Such (mostly Ice Stillers)
The Pittsburgh Ice Stillers commence their Stanley Cup title defense against the “third best” team in the Metro Division, Columbus. The Pens recorded their…
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Your “They Keep Pulling Me Back In!” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Dammit! I keep trying to avoid the NFL, but stupidity keeps bringing it to the fore: “Aaron Hernandez’s Attorneys Might Argue That Weed Made…
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Your “Happy President’s Family Day” Monday Evening Open Thread
Everyone in North America has a holiday today except British Columbia and whoever drew the short-straw in the Wal-mart employee break room. My condolences to…
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Your “Hmm…Who Else Can DFO Help Bring Down?” Tuesday Evening Open Thread
Russians. They’re everywhere. They come in all shapes & sizes. And trying to infiltrate everything, even this here site. But why is that?…
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NFL Owners, THEY’RE JUST LIKE US
I don’t know if you’ve heard, but it’s Super Bowl (or, if you want to obey the first rule of DFO, Superb Owl) week!…
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A Completely Neutral, Thorough Preview of the AFC Championship Game
WCS: Well, strangely enough, the Steelers are in the AFC Championship Game. Again. Oh, and it’s against the Patriots. Again. This after being 4-5…