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2018 Tradition Like Any Other Preview and Afternoon Livethread
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you’re asking yourself, “Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can’t wait all the way to…
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Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN…
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DFO Coaching Carousel 2017 Edition
The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the…
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Greetings early risers! Your lesser footy preview!
Greetings early risers! Coffee? Check. Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check. JV Footy? Nope. Lesser footy? Check. We gather here today…
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The Wickersham Man on Eli Manning, Man
As our own ChampagneFellerRoy covered last night, Eli Manning has lost his starting job to Geno Smith. The NFL, much like life in American…
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Your 2017 Stihlers Bye Week Report
Thought you were done with me, huh? Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update…
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25 Questions About…
This: Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you. It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called…
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Your “No, We’re Not Gonna Do F***in’ Stonehenge!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Tonight and tomorrow night are Manhattanhenge, a twice-yearly phenomenon (once in the spring, once in the summer) where the setting sun aligns perfectly with…
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25 Questions About…
This Of course, I mean amateur photography. In case you’ve living in a tree the last 50 years, here’s the full sketch: Now, I’ve…
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Fun with Nick Hardwick: A Liar’s Guide for Moving to LA 3 – Carson Drift
Last week, former San Diego Chargers radio color commentator and long time center, Nick Hardwick, announced that he would be doing a complete and…