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HAWT PRESEASON AXXSHUN! Thursday Night
WEEK ONE OF THE PRESEASON WOOOOOOOOOO…. Who’s ready to watch sixth-round draft picks from Middle Tennessee State run into undrafted guys from Cal-Poly and…
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Your 2018 US Open Day 1 Preview and All-Day Thread to Waste Time at Work and Avoid Your Family!
This United States Open. Golf’s greatest test; it is my favorite tournament in golf, which makes it one of my top-three and a half…
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2018 Tradition Like Any Other Preview and Afternoon Livethread
We just finished the NCAA Tournament. I bet you’re asking yourself, “Where can I get more Jim Nantz? I can’t wait all the way to…
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Your “Dogfart Invades Europe 2” for Best Foreign Non-Feature AVN Awards Show Nominees
In the same general purple pulsating vein as Make it Snow’s Oscars nominees preview, I present to you this year’s nominees for the AVN…
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DFO Coaching Carousel 2017 Edition
The rumors are starting to heat up in advance of Week 17 games. Given that a lot of decisions are made immediately after the…
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Greetings early risers! Your lesser footy preview!
Greetings early risers! Coffee? Check. Morning wake and bake? It is Saturday. Check. JV Footy? Nope. Lesser footy? Check. We gather here today…
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The Wickersham Man on Eli Manning, Man
As our own ChampagneFellerRoy covered last night, Eli Manning has lost his starting job to Geno Smith. The NFL, much like life in American…
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Your 2017 Stihlers Bye Week Report
Thought you were done with me, huh? Nope! Because the Pittsburgh Steelers had a bye in the week just concluded, you get an update…
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25 Questions About…
This: Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you. It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called…
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Your “No, We’re Not Gonna Do F***in’ Stonehenge!” Wednesday Night Open Thread
Tonight and tomorrow night are Manhattanhenge, a twice-yearly phenomenon (once in the spring, once in the summer) where the setting sun aligns perfectly with…