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Last Tuesday of 2020 open thread
Hey all, this is your “crap I’ve got to write the open thread for tonight and just remembered even thought I’ve been sitting around…
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HOLY HELL MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP GOLF IS BACK… Your Thursday PGA Championship slash afternoon open thread
Hawkey is back, the NBA is back (I think?), based ball is sort-of back who knows, football… again, who knows. All of that stated,…
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EXCLUSIVE: CORONAVIRUS CANCELS CHARGERS 2020 SEASON!!!!!!!
My fellow Winstonians, I come before you bearing the scoop of the offseason! In our present moment, where the sport-o-sphere is gripped in the…
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Your Yinzer Injury Report 2019
Oh, Iām told this the Bye Week update? Screw that, title still stands. THE BENS TEEM HAS LOTS OF OWIES IN ALL OVER BODYSPOT…
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WTF with…
So, like many of you, I’m sitting here watching TV and I see things that make me say WHAT THE…. (please note they don’t…
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Your 2019 Stillers Preview
I’m supposed to preview the 2019 Steelers. Let me start with this: This entire division makes less sense than Drumpf’s cabinet. People are…
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LET’S PLAY SOME GOLF! OR JUST SIT ON THE COUCH AND DRINK BEER ALL DAY WATCHING TV!
IT’S HERE! IT’S FINALLY HERE! Yeah, we already had The Masters (and you know my thoughts about Augusta National), and the PGA Championship was…
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Your Easter Monday Morning Open Thread
Today is Easter Monday and that’s apparently a public holiday in several countries including Canadia and Australia. The Cheeto In Chief (love him or…
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Yinzer Morons Bye Week Who Cares
After six games, does anyone really know what this team is? They’ve been run over by Bawler, tore HOTLANTA apart by the sinew, and…
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Yinzburgh Stillers 2018 Preview
Well, holy hell. Wasn’t that AFC Championship Game the throwdown everyone, expected, and deserved? Two titans of the AFC having yet another remtatch to…