25 Questions About…

This:

Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you.  It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called The ChickenFucker.  No, this is not the South Park episode,

this is something else entirely.  Live action.  Apparently.  I know I have questions.  You may too:

1- Is the most disturbing thing about this picture the fact that he is wearing those sandals?

2- Did you know that “el folla gallinas” can be translated as both “the henfucker” and “he fucks hens”?

3- You didn’t think you could get that quality double-entendre out of a chickenfucker flick, didya?

4- Is that a black fanny pack?

5- Do you think he actually puts on condoms and keeps them in the fanny pack just in case he runs across a random chicken crossing the road?

6- Doesn’t that give a whole new meaning to the joke “Why does the chicken cross the road?”

7- Would the new punchline be, “To get away from the Chickenfucker”?

8- This can’t possibly be real, can it?

9- Are you as afraid as me to do an Internet search to see if this thing is real?

10- Are “Atila”, “Madona”, “Pitchula”, and “Tara” the names of the hens?

11- Do you think they go around the country feature dancing at various clubs?

12- Is that why the Spearmint Rhino is named after an animal?

13- Is there a secret strip club chickenfucking cabal?

14- Do you think the Illuminati are all chickenfuckers?

15- That would kinda make sense, no?

16- Is this why the Illuminati doesn’t want to let Donald Trump in even though he is, gulp, the “leader of the free world”?

17- No way The Donald has fucked a chicken, right?

18- Not with a daughter like that, amirite?

19- Isn’t she seriously the best thing about this administration?

20- Is this where Balls makes the anal sex reference in today’s 25 Questions?

21- You’d totally put it in Ivanka’s butt, wouldn’t you?

22- Do you find it funny that the “Director” of this film used the name of the richest person to die in the Titanic?

23- Maybe ole Balls is on to something about the Illuminati, isn’t he?

24- Have I said too much?

25- You really want to know who sent me this pic, don’t you?  (Hint:  It was one of YOU!)

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JerBear50
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JerBear50

Should I assume this gentleman is Mr Milo?

Enrico Pallazzo
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My dick and I have a long understanding that it will not go where Jared Kushner has been.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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So I guess that means your dick won’t be spending any time at this establishment?

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SonOfSpam
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The horn riff just played in my head.

SonOfSpam
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Or, even more importantly, where Donald Trump’s has festered.

blaxabbath
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Seriously, if Trump were a Democrat president, can you imagine the alt-right messaging and threats about Ivanka? If Michelle O was ashy/cromagnum/a man, then reddits about Ivanka would definitely have gang rape on the table.

Maybe that explains why Donny wants to stay on his rapist/racist base’s good side.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly
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They already have some pretty nasty things to say about her after she went and married a Jew.

blaxabbath
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“He’s a GOTT DAMN JEW!”

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Duchess
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Ahh agent Bill Hicks of the CIA controlled opposition is at it again I see shilling it up by not being a shill except shilling his dumb multi vitamins.

yeah right
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You boys aren’t gonna fuck them chickens are ya?

litre_cola
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The illuminati was explained perfectly in So I married an axe murderer.
Very underated IMO

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem
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If he hadn’t gone on to overuse the same Scottish accent for Fat Bastard (and a modified version for Shrek), I would call it his second-best work.

Duchess
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Mix in a lil bit of Robin Williams and you have his character on the new gong show.

Don T
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Fun Fact! Pitchula’s mom did on-set pest control for Vivid and her great-aunt was also a performer. Truly the Barrymores of livestock porn.
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blaxabbath
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theeWeeBabySeamus
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“To get away from the Chickenfucker”

Holy shit, I just spit water all over my monitor LMFAO’ing at that. No lie.
Meh it needed cleaning anyway.

King Hippo
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I feel slightly better about myself now.

/also, wouldn’t fuck Ivanka with a stolen dick

Dolph Ucker
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Dolph Ucker

Yah… don’t do the internet search. If you have managed to save any faith in your fellow humans, it will be gone for good with a few clicks. I didn’t even know chicken fucking was a thing. I may not have sex (or eat chicken), again.

Then again, neither will this guy.
http://www.myconfinedspace.com/2011/01/21/spanish-perv-dies-having-sex-with-a-chicken/

Don T
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I admit it’s disgusting. But it’s hard to resist that mullet + fanny pack + Tevas combo.

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