25 Questions About…

This:

Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you.  It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called The ChickenFucker.  No, this is not the South Park episode,

this is something else entirely.  Live action.  Apparently.  I know I have questions.  You may too:

1- Is the most disturbing thing about this picture the fact that he is wearing those sandals?

2- Did you know that “el folla gallinas” can be translated as both “the henfucker” and “he fucks hens”?

3- You didn’t think you could get that quality double-entendre out of a chickenfucker flick, didya?

4- Is that a black fanny pack?

5- Do you think he actually puts on condoms and keeps them in the fanny pack just in case he runs across a random chicken crossing the road?

6- Doesn’t that give a whole new meaning to the joke “Why does the chicken cross the road?”

7- Would the new punchline be, “To get away from the Chickenfucker”?

8- This can’t possibly be real, can it?

9- Are you as afraid as me to do an Internet search to see if this thing is real?

10- Are “Atila”, “Madona”, “Pitchula”, and “Tara” the names of the hens?

11- Do you think they go around the country feature dancing at various clubs?

12- Is that why the Spearmint Rhino is named after an animal?

13- Is there a secret strip club chickenfucking cabal?

14- Do you think the Illuminati are all chickenfuckers?

15- That would kinda make sense, no?

16- Is this why the Illuminati doesn’t want to let Donald Trump in even though he is, gulp, the “leader of the free world”?

17- No way The Donald has fucked a chicken, right?

18- Not with a daughter like that, amirite?

19- Isn’t she seriously the best thing about this administration?

20- Is this where Balls makes the anal sex reference in today’s 25 Questions?

21- You’d totally put it in Ivanka’s butt, wouldn’t you?

22- Do you find it funny that the “Director” of this film used the name of the richest person to die in the Titanic?

23- Maybe ole Balls is on to something about the Illuminati, isn’t he?

24- Have I said too much?

25- You really want to know who sent me this pic, don’t you?  (Hint:  It was one of YOU!)