Now, you non-Spanish speakers may not understand the picture I just showed you. It is, ostensibly, a movie poster for a film called The ChickenFucker. No, this is not the South Park episode,
this is something else entirely. Live action. Apparently. I know I have questions. You may too:
1- Is the most disturbing thing about this picture the fact that he is wearing those sandals?
2- Did you know that “el folla gallinas” can be translated as both “the henfucker” and “he fucks hens”?
3- You didn’t think you could get that quality double-entendre out of a chickenfucker flick, didya?
4- Is that a black fanny pack?
5- Do you think he actually puts on condoms and keeps them in the fanny pack just in case he runs across a random chicken crossing the road?
6- Doesn’t that give a whole new meaning to the joke “Why does the chicken cross the road?”
7- Would the new punchline be, “To get away from the Chickenfucker”?
8- This can’t possibly be real, can it?
9- Are you as afraid as me to do an Internet search to see if this thing is real?
10- Are “Atila”, “Madona”, “Pitchula”, and “Tara” the names of the hens?
11- Do you think they go around the country feature dancing at various clubs?
12- Is that why the Spearmint Rhino is named after an animal?
13- Is there a secret strip club chickenfucking cabal?
14- Do you think the Illuminati are all chickenfuckers?
15- That would kinda make sense, no?
16- Is this why the Illuminati doesn’t want to let Donald Trump in even though he is, gulp, the “leader of the free world”?
17- No way The Donald has fucked a chicken, right?
18- Not with a daughter like that, amirite?
19- Isn’t she seriously the best thing about this administration?
20- Is this where Balls makes the anal sex reference in today’s 25 Questions?
21- You’d totally put it in Ivanka’s butt, wouldn’t you?
22- Do you find it funny that the “Director” of this film used the name of the richest person to die in the Titanic?
23- Maybe ole Balls is on to something about the Illuminati, isn’t he?
24- Have I said too much?
25- You really want to know who sent me this pic, don’t you? (Hint: It was one of YOU!)