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World Cup Preview: South Koera

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - November 18, 2022November 18, 2022
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Ssiball, why did I agree to creating a preview of a sport that I barely follow and for a country that I've never been to.  I'm not sure either.  The closest I'll ever get to there is a former co-worker is from there and I saw some of Seoul when

Mann Cup 2022 Game 7 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 19, 2022September 18, 2022
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Game fucking 7 of the Mann Cup was played Saturday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They

Mann Cup 2022 Game 6 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 17, 2022September 17, 2022
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Game 6 of the Mann Cup was played Friday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 5 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 15, 2022September 15, 2022
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Game 5 of the Mann Cup was played Wednesday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 4 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 14, 2022September 14, 2022
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Game 4 of the Mann Cup was played Tuesday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 3 Recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 13, 2022September 13, 2022
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Game 3 of the Mann Cup was played Monday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 2 recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 12, 2022September 11, 2022
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Game 2 of the Mann Cup was played Saturday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truely was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Game 1 recap

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 10, 2022September 10, 2022
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Game 1 of the Mann Cup was played last night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truely was in attendance as I have season tickets with a friend. We sit almost dead centre just a few rows from the top of the lower bowl. They are

Mann Cup 2022 Preview

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - September 9, 2022September 9, 2022
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So, now that we have football back, I'm gonna post about lacrosse for the next week or so. haha.   As some of you may know, I'm a big lacrosse fan.  I would like to say I still play, but I'm a "never was" kinda player and just out to talk

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BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - April 12, 2022April 11, 2022
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Hello there fellow DFO'er.  Hope you're well today.  And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain.  There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. This weeks cheesy motivational quote is: Reach for the moon. If you

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