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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Women’s World Cup: Here Come The Norse Saturday Night Open Thread
Editor’s note: I am a bad bad Balls. I screwed up AGAIN and just realized I was supposed to write a Saturday Night Open…
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Women’s World Cup: Is That A Great Dane In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Fun fact, per Wikipedia, the Danish Women’s National Lesser Footy team represents both Denmark and Greenland, so if you’ve been sitting tight on “how…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft; Father of the, Oh Let’s Say Year For Starters
Happy day after Father’s Day, folks. To celebrate, let’s make like Internet Dad, go out of the office for cigarettes and never come back.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Cool Guy Don’t Look At ‘Em
This week we’re back to a full work week, none of that Memorial Day nonsense which makes me forget I have a job for…
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Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy
So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill…
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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now
I’m writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I’m re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets…