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Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb
In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End
OK, so I’m not gonna lie: I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God He’s In The 80’s Again!!
Morning folks. Today’s the first Monday of Daylight Savings Time, thanks to those fucking farmers. Or something. Whatever. Hopefully you were able to get…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…
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Your “How the Hell Is it Mardi Gras?” Open Night Chatty-Chat
Seriously. T-Swift can’y even stand yet after post-Owl celebrations her and Travis have been doing, and it’s friggin’ Lent tomorrow. On Valentine’s Day! Anyway,…
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Your Thursday “Asleep-At-the-Switch” Carpenter Thread
Ahoy-yoy! I realized I never did a Stillers bye week report, but who cares. They’re 7-6, will never beat the Patriots in any…
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Your 2023 Yinzer Forecast:
I apologize in advance for the litany of “Pickett’s charge” memes we may be exposed to going forward. This isn’t to say PICKETT’S GAHNTA SUPERBOWL all…
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Women’s World Cup: Here Come The Norse Saturday Night Open Thread
Editor’s note: I am a bad bad Balls. I screwed up AGAIN and just realized I was supposed to write a Saturday Night Open…
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Women’s World Cup: Is That A Great Dane In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Fun fact, per Wikipedia, the Danish Women’s National Lesser Footy team represents both Denmark and Greenland, so if you’ve been sitting tight on “how…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…