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Women’s World Cup: Is That A Great Dane In Your Pocket Or Are You Just Happy To See Me?
Fun fact, per Wikipedia, the Danish Women’s National Lesser Footy team represents both Denmark and Greenland, so if you’ve been sitting tight on “how…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Thanks For The Hand
This week’s suggestion of our good friend to the North, and noted aficionado of all thing hobo-population controlling, Scotchnaut. He suggested “best supporting athlete/actor…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft; Father of the, Oh Let’s Say Year For Starters
Happy day after Father’s Day, folks. To celebrate, let’s make like Internet Dad, go out of the office for cigarettes and never come back.…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Cool Guy Don’t Look At ‘Em
This week we’re back to a full work week, none of that Memorial Day nonsense which makes me forget I have a job for…
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Sunday (Biscuits and no) Gravy
So, to give our esteemed yeah right a week off of these Sunday Gravy posts, I have the unenviable task of trying to fill…
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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V It’s Like 3.0 Now
I’m writing this Sunday, April 23rd, and of course by that I mean that I’m re-writing it on Tuesday, April 25th, because the Jets…
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BattleBots Beat: Several Obligatory Titans Clashing Jokes…
Welcome back to the Beat! Yeah, the title I could have gone multiple ways with, so I decided on… none of them! So enjoy…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…
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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0
No mock draft this week, because it’s time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Last Meals
This week’s topic comes indirectly from Scotchy, who posted something about Maria Bamford talking about what her last meal would be. Ms. Bamford’s last…