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BattleBots Beat: Several Obligatory Titans Clashing Jokes…
Welcome back to the Beat! Yeah, the title I could have gone multiple ways with, so I decided on… none of them! So enjoy…
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A Tradition Unlike Any Other (Barf): New Post-COVID (kinda)
Hello, friends. It’s a tradition unlike any other. It’s The Masters. I’m Jim Nantz, and it’s my distinct pleasure to bring you one of…
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Horatio Does The 2023 Draft, V1.0
No mock draft this week, because it’s time for the annual DFO Mock Draft, where I take the opportunity to take wild guesses at…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Last Meals
This week’s topic comes indirectly from Scotchy, who posted something about Maria Bamford talking about what her last meal would be. Ms. Bamford’s last…
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Mittwoch Holiday Week What The Crap Else Are You Doing This Week Thread
Welcome reprobates, degenerates, and occasional nice people. It’s that weird middle-of-the-week day in between Christmas and New Year’s, and this year it happens to…
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World Cup Preview: South Koera
Ssiball, why did I agree to creating a preview of a sport that I barely follow and for a country that I’ve never been…
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Mann Cup 2022 Game 7 Recap
Game fucking 7 of the Mann Cup was played Saturday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as…
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Mann Cup 2022 Game 6 Recap
Game 6 of the Mann Cup was played Friday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I…
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Mann Cup 2022 Game 5 Recap
Game 5 of the Mann Cup was played Wednesday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I…
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Mann Cup 2022 Game 4 Recap
Game 4 of the Mann Cup was played Tuesday night, between the Lakers and the Thunder, and yours truly was in attendance as I…