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It’s Thursday Already? Carpenter Afternoon Hang-Out
Maybe it’s just me, but the week immediately after the Superb Owl always tend to drag a little. There’s almost a sense of dread,…
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Dante Hicks Tribute Carpenter Jorb
Allegheny County 9-1-1, what’s the address— oh, so(u)rry. Force of habit and whatnot. Actually, if yinz didn’t know, there’s a pre-recorded bump of that…
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Your mid-Wednesday Carpenter Jorb
I’m taking it upon meself to throw this up. I would have earlier, but I was dealing with a litany of… Yinzerness. Plus, I…
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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Wait, Don’t Spoil It For Me!
Guten Tag, degenerates. It’s another Monday morning, which means another mock draft. This week I was scrolling through some old drafts, waiting for inspiration…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn’t working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What’s HE Doing Here?
Good Monday Morning folks. As I write this on Sunday night I am exhausted, having spent most of the day outside either on a…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Hit The Road
Ok, we won’t go into ‘Horatio climbs mountains’ again, because frankly two mentions on consecutive days is probably one mention too much. But I…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Not So Loud!!
(I can’t think of a decent featured image for this one; someone hit with me some little people!) Greetings, folks. I write this after…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!
Greetings people who are looking to avoid work on a Monday. Today I’m avoiding it entirely, because I took the day off. Why? Because…