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Monday Morning Mock Drafts: Wait, Don’t Spoil It For Me!
Guten Tag, degenerates. It’s another Monday morning, which means another mock draft. This week I was scrolling through some old drafts, waiting for inspiration…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh Brother Where Art Thou?
I was trying to work on a different topic but it wasn’t working to my exacting standards and seemed likely to age badly, so…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: What’s HE Doing Here?
Good Monday Morning folks. As I write this on Sunday night I am exhausted, having spent most of the day outside either on a…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Let’s Hit The Road
Ok, we won’t go into ‘Horatio climbs mountains’ again, because frankly two mentions on consecutive days is probably one mention too much. But I…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Hey, Not So Loud!!
(I can’t think of a decent featured image for this one; someone hit with me some little people!) Greetings, folks. I write this after…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes!
Greetings people who are looking to avoid work on a Monday. Today I’m avoiding it entirely, because I took the day off. Why? Because…
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Friday Morning Brain Farts/Carpenter Jorb
In lieu of actual prose, here’s some randomness to waste time while waiting for DJ 3000 to reload munitions from last night’s operations the…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: This Is The End
OK, so I’m not gonna lie: I went out and had a few pints this afternoon and kind of forgot about this until 10:19…
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Monday Morning Mock Draft: Oh God He’s In The 80’s Again!!
Morning folks. Today’s the first Monday of Daylight Savings Time, thanks to those fucking farmers. Or something. Whatever. Hopefully you were able to get…
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A Thursday Afternoon Carpenter Existential Experience!
Greetings, hola, guten tag, ni how, and yadda yadda. I swear the month of February exists only to mess with people’s sense of time,…