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Welcome BACK To Hippo’s Nightmare Live Blogging
Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” As during mid-week’s torture session,…
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Spare Us The Qatar! – World Cup Draw Roundtable
Are you ready for some desert football? Because you’ll soon be getting it. Before all that, a reminder that the Prem is back this…
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Sundays With Litre, Now with Less Litre!
Your illustrious host for the Sunday evening Open Thread is in Toronto this weekend for the Canada-Jamaica World Cup Qualifier game. This is important…
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Saturday Early Lesser Footy y Hoopsball
There is only one Prem fixture this morning, Arsenal/Villa (8:30, USA). The King’s Afrikan Water Pistols are playfully spraying their way into next season’s…
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Spring Sort of Sprung – Saturday Open Thread
Much to my surprise, the assdick MLB ownership cabal finally made a reasonable offer and we’ll have el beisbol after all. Hooray, I guess? …
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Headlong Into the Void! Saturday Open Thread
Is the world still seven kinds of fucked? YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT. Good think there’s Lesser Footy. Everton overcame the runaway freight train that…
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Six Days Dry as the Sahara – Lesser Footy Open Thread
No, for the love of Christ, I am not off the pills. WHY THE MONKEYFUCK WOULD ANYONE DO THAT?? But man, FITBAW heroine withdrawal…
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The Day Before The Owl 2022 Open Thread
So much excite! Two squadrons that I don’t have even a tiny bit of hatred for, playing for the Owl title. What are we…
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Into the Wild Weekend of Nothingness
Good morning, fellow inmates of the imaginary asylum! We come back from a week off for the Prem, and there’s ONE match. And it’s…
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The One Where Hippo Starts Watching Everton Again
Admittedly, the rumours around the managerial search…have not been encouraging. There remains chaos and incompetence in the boardroom. But fuck it, Useless Fuckwit Benitez…