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2022-23 Lesser Footy – Oh We Back, Y’all

Let’s face it, Clubhouse footed ball enthusiasts. Most of our dreemz is ded already, but the beauty of Week One is we don’t know FOR…

The best you can hope for is to die in your sleep. – Kenny Rogers, 20th century American poet I thought. I would. Be…

Will the thread title summon Wakezilla?? And no, I don’t mean today’s Massive-Cuntoff. I won’t be watching that, though I must wish Don Carlo well…

I don’t know what Lampard told his Very Disappointing Everton charges at the half. I just know it WORKED, even though I had succumbed to…

No Prem matches today. Fookin’ seriously – NONE. There is a Cup final at Wembley, but I ain’t got no time for that. You…

I am writing this on Thursday, 5 May – since I will be away from my ‘puter almost all of Friday. Thank fuck Everton…

Oh man, such a contrast between watching the machinations of my two great loves. Donks WOO!!! draft following is just plain, relaxing fun. I…

I apologize in advance for tomorrow. I will go missing all day, and there will be no Derby of Ultimate Despair live blog. Because I…

Please to keep your hands inside the car at all times. You don’t want to acquire the nickname “Stumpy.” (this opener accompanied a winner,…

This is the part of the Lesser schedule when the cup ties start flying fast and furious, and with MOAR at stake. You saw…