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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 23, 2021November 23, 2021

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Thanksgiving is my favorite mainstream holiday. As soon as people can agree on a date for National Oral Sex Day (which obviously SHOULD be on June 9) that'll be up there. But of the pillars that support Big Holiday in America (New Years, Valentine's Day, Easter, 4th of July, Talk

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 9, 2021

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I suppose after last week's Stripper Monkey Attack, we were probably due for a lull. No famous quarterbacks ripping off the mask to show their batshittery. No deadly car crashes. Frankly (no pun intended), the most interesting NFL News is not NFL related: Ageless Wonder Frank Gore will be boxing on

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 2, 2021November 2, 2021

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"Ladidahdahdah, just a normal Tuesday. Maybe I'll check in on DoorFliesOpen..." BOOM! STEALTH CRIMEBEAT! Oh bitches, you didn't realize what you were walking into, didja? Don't worry. It'll all be over soon. Just lie back and think of England. *Well, the lead story as of this morning involved a stripper, her monkey, Halloween and

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 12, 2021

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Whelp, that was...almost entirely expected. The Big Damn NFL News that broke last night was that Jon Gruden, prototypical Tape Eater and Patron Saint of Grinders hit the Eject button on his 10 year, $100 million contract after 3.25 years.  Something about e-mails that demonstrate that he's a racist, sexist homophobic

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 5, 2021October 5, 2021

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And so we finally come to the end. We are finally waking from our long global nightmare of disillusionment and ennui. Yes, Daniel Craig's reign of Emo Bond terror wraps up with No Time to Come Up With A Coherent Story in wide release this Friday.  I've read several reviews and

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 28, 2021September 28, 2021

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Whelp, for those of us on Uncle Sam's payroll, prepare your anus for another Republican Shutdownapalooza.  Yes, in the increasingly likely event that the GOP refuses to agree to a continuing resolution to keep government "discretionary" funding flowing, we're shutting back down at the stroke of Midnight Thursday evening, and

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 21, 2021September 21, 2021

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Congratulations, Canada. You managed to spend roughly $468 million to kick three Quebecois folks out of their legislative seats. California spent $275 million to make absolutely no changes, so...value? NFL NEWS: Relatively little of interest. The NFL PR Auxiliary is kind of starved for #kontent, so mostly they're just doing wild overcorrections

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 14, 2021September 14, 2021

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I missed you, Mama Football. Yes, the Bills stepped repeatedly and forcefully on their own genitals and Rapey Jameis looked like the Second Coming. But it's still a lovely week in the neighborhood. Not much on the NFL Front. Usually Tuesday is when we take a breath and count the human cost

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 31, 2021August 31, 2021

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I suppose it should be called Edging Tuesday, as it has nothing to do with any purifying spiritual practice.  If anything, it is soul-destroying-- football so very close and yet so very, very far away.  How did we shorten the preseason by a game and still have to wait until

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - August 24, 2021August 24, 2021

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Can you feel it? Smell it on the wind, like the first hint of a rainstorm that will drown all Creation after years of dry, desperate living? It's coming. Meaningful football is coming. But not tonight. Tonight, there is Nothing again. Fuuuuuck. NFL NEWS: -Noted antivax shithead Cole Beasley is under quarantine for five