Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 7” Tuesday Night Open Thread

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - September 27, 2022September 27, 2022

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe

Can I Get an Amen!?!: 2022 Buffalo Bills Preview and Tuesday Open Thread

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 6, 2022September 6, 2022

2021 PREDICTION: 13-4, AFC Champions 2021 REALITY: 11-6, Divisional Round loss in an instant classic It is dark times for the Buffalo Bills faithful. It's not just Eric from Lackawanna putting his injury settlement on the line picking them to go to the Super Bowl. It's everyone. The Bills are currently 7:2

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 6 AKA BOTG: BFC’s Vacation” Tuesday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - August 30, 2022August 30, 2022

Oh Boy! Sunday Night with Litre.

litre_cola - August 28, 2022August 30, 2022

Good day to you, I hope you said your prayers and took your vitamins. This is the second last week that you have to deal with my ridiculoUsness. Honestly hat tip to Yeah Right, the absent BeerguyRob, and all of those who do a weekly post here. Your creativeness and

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 4” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 28, 2022July 28, 2022

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Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 3” Monday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 18, 2022July 18, 2022

It’s Wednesday and we’re halfway through the grind.

yeah right - June 29, 2022June 29, 2022

That's the tough part about having a three day weekend coming up. It makes the current week just fucking crawl. It really doesn't help that work has been slow. It's summer so there are tons of folks on vacation, not to mention most of them still work from home. Another

Your “You’re not in the mood? Well you GET in the mood” Thursday Night Open Thread

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 21, 2022April 21, 2022

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - LATE AFTERNOON A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging around in their office. Scratch that - ONE sleazy Hollywood producer is lounging around in the office. And he's less "lounging" than "sitting at his desk", staring blankly at an empty Wordpress post. Sighing, he opens

Thanksgrieving Week Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 23, 2021November 23, 2021

Thanksgiving is my favorite mainstream holiday. As soon as people can agree on a date for National Oral Sex Day (which obviously SHOULD be on June 9) that'll be up there. But of the pillars that support Big Holiday in America (New Years, Valentine's Day, Easter, 4th of July, Talk

It’s…Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 9, 2021

I suppose after last week's Stripper Monkey Attack, we were probably due for a lull. No famous quarterbacks ripping off the mask to show their batshittery. No deadly car crashes. Frankly (no pun intended), the most interesting NFL News is not NFL related: Ageless Wonder Frank Gore will be boxing on

Pole Assassin Monkey Attack! Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 2, 2021November 2, 2021

"Ladidahdahdah, just a normal Tuesday. Maybe I'll check in on DoorFliesOpen..." BOOM! STEALTH CRIMEBEAT! Oh bitches, you didn't realize what you were walking into, didja? Don't worry. It'll all be over soon. Just lie back and think of England. *Well, the lead story as of this morning involved a stripper, her monkey, Halloween and

THIS GUY Memorial Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 12, 2021

Whelp, that was...almost entirely expected. The Big Damn NFL News that broke last night was that Jon Gruden, prototypical Tape Eater and Patron Saint of Grinders hit the Eject button on his 10 year, $100 million contract after 3.25 years. Something about e-mails that demonstrate that he's a racist, sexist homophobic