Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 4” Thursday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 28, 2022July 28, 2022

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Remember that old SNL sketch “Fecal Matter with your Host, Doug Fecal”? No? Yeah I figured it was just me. It was a solid (heh) talk show format with a specialized host and topic. Well, we ain’t exactly doing Pod Flies Open around here, but what about in written form, maybe

Your “Random Thoughts with BFC, Volume 3” Monday Night Open Thread

BrettFavresColonoscopy - July 18, 2022July 18, 2022

It’s Wednesday and we’re halfway through the grind.

yeah right - June 29, 2022June 29, 2022

That's the tough part about having a three day weekend coming up. It makes the current week just fucking crawl. It really doesn't help that work has been slow. It's summer so there are tons of folks on vacation, not to mention most of them still work from home. Another

Your “You’re not in the mood? Well you GET in the mood” Thursday Night Open Thread

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - April 21, 2022April 21, 2022

INT. DFO PRODUCTION OFFICE - LATE AFTERNOON A pair of sleazy Hollywood producers are lounging around in their office. Scratch that - ONE sleazy Hollywood producer is lounging around in the office. And he's less "lounging" than "sitting at his desk", staring blankly at an empty Wordpress post. Sighing, he opens

Thanksgrieving Week Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 23, 2021November 23, 2021

Thanksgiving is my favorite mainstream holiday. As soon as people can agree on a date for National Oral Sex Day (which obviously SHOULD be on June 9) that'll be up there. But of the pillars that support Big Holiday in America (New Years, Valentine's Day, Easter, 4th of July, Talk

It’s…Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 9, 2021

I suppose after last week's Stripper Monkey Attack, we were probably due for a lull. No famous quarterbacks ripping off the mask to show their batshittery. No deadly car crashes. Frankly (no pun intended), the most interesting NFL News is not NFL related: Ageless Wonder Frank Gore will be boxing on

Pole Assassin Monkey Attack! Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - November 2, 2021November 2, 2021

"Ladidahdahdah, just a normal Tuesday. Maybe I'll check in on DoorFliesOpen..." BOOM! STEALTH CRIMEBEAT! Oh bitches, you didn't realize what you were walking into, didja? Don't worry. It'll all be over soon. Just lie back and think of England. *Well, the lead story as of this morning involved a stripper, her monkey, Halloween and

THIS GUY Memorial Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 12, 2021

Whelp, that was...almost entirely expected. The Big Damn NFL News that broke last night was that Jon Gruden, prototypical Tape Eater and Patron Saint of Grinders hit the Eject button on his 10 year, $100 million contract after 3.25 years. Something about e-mails that demonstrate that he's a racist, sexist homophobic

Wrath of Shad Khan Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - October 5, 2021October 5, 2021

And so we finally come to the end. We are finally waking from our long global nightmare of disillusionment and ennui. Yes, Daniel Craig's reign of Emo Bond terror wraps up with No Time to Come Up With A Coherent Story in wide release this Friday. I've read several reviews and

Drugs are Good, Mr. MacElroy! Drugs are Our Mates! Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 28, 2021September 28, 2021

Whelp, for those of us on Uncle Sam's payroll, prepare your anus for another Republican Shutdownapalooza. Yes, in the increasingly likely event that the GOP refuses to agree to a continuing resolution to keep government "discretionary" funding flowing, we're shutting back down at the stroke of Midnight Thursday evening, and

Monkey-Fighting Snakes!: Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 21, 2021September 21, 2021

Congratulations, Canada. You managed to spend roughly $468 million to kick three Quebecois folks out of their legislative seats. California spent $275 million to make absolutely no changes, so...value? NFL NEWS: Relatively little of interest. The NFL PR Auxiliary is kind of starved for #kontent, so mostly they're just doing wild overcorrections

Was It Good For You Too? Tuesday Open Thread

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem - September 14, 2021September 14, 2021

I missed you, Mama Football. Yes, the Bills stepped repeatedly and forcefully on their own genitals and Rapey Jameis looked like the Second Coming. But it's still a lovely week in the neighborhood. Not much on the NFL Front. Usually Tuesday is when we take a breath and count the human cost