THE END OF NOThING

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DJ TAJ - August 21, 2024August 21, 2024

As I write this I'm looking up. Is this where it ends or is it about to begin? 14 years of melancholy and uninspired disenchantment ends right bloody now. SEEK THE WITCHES AS FORETOLD. Most of the teams in (looking right at you no quarterback Raiders) the N.F.L. are up there in the

BOTTLES of BLOOD

DJ TAJ - June 2, 2024June 1, 2024

WHAT'S WITH THE MUMMY HAND? When bad spooky and weeping will not nourish the troubled soul, When sacrifice does nothing, then you must reach out with your mind and hands seeking a higher power. Assuagement can only come from a true comfort. Born from desire, only a sustenance of purity and

KBF 24 and Sunday night open thread.

DJ TAJ - May 12, 2024May 12, 2024

Ever pee yourself? I have, and? I wasn't even drunk. There are two kinds of people in the world, First there are riders.Those who can't wait to quench their beastly lust for steely dangerous speed and second, those who look into the sky and say, there is no way that you could force

And God Said “Hi.”

DJ TAJ - April 14, 2024April 10, 2024

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There is nothing that can make me leave this house ever again, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! “What? Who’s coming to town”? “Laurie Anderson?” “No way! Here?" “Orpheum Theater downtown Los Angeles.” DAMN FINE SHOT “I haven’t been outside this house in five years but just that name alone changes all thought processes. A chance to see God, live

Sunday Gravy with yeah right and DJ Taj: We Ate it so you don’t have to. KFC’s Chizza!

yeah right - March 24, 2024March 23, 2024

Good morning and welcome to the lab! At the suggestion of our own Litre Cola, brother DJ TAJ and I decided, "Well why the fuck not?" and we ordered and consumed the new menu offering from KFC. The "Chizza." Pronounced "Cheat-za" this, uh thing, is another in a long line of "gimmick" foods

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ!: I think I broke a tooth

DJ TAJ - March 3, 2024March 1, 2024

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The lizards are crawling on my face and eating my eyes. Failure is indeed an option and I have chosen most unwisely, again, Shit This all comes from a sanguine suggestion of “Yeah Right” Pie indeed. Cover me in the blood of Christ for I am truly forsaken but only on Tuesday’s

Expectations or maybe I just need another beer: New Orleans Saints bye week update

DJ TAJ - November 15, 2023November 15, 2023

Start here... What is expectation? A dream, an illusion? A stone dead goddamn lie? When you expect something to happen, it never does. Expectations are like you're imagining something, I will be happy, I will be pretty. Knowing full well that nothing, Nothing, ever goes as planned. Expectation implies envisioning your lottery dream,

Saints Preview/ Nobody knows where he came from and nobody cared.

DJ TAJ - August 18, 2023August 17, 2023

As the morning fog lifts we are able to see a building with a strange figure knocking at a solitary door. From inside a voice is heard asking "Who are you? What do you want?" The figure outside speaks from a different plane in reality and says “You have to invite me in” From

Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ: A Swing and a Miss

DJ TAJ - August 6, 2023July 28, 2023

As the scene opens we see an old man who can’t say no sitting naked on a couch watching a 90 year old Joan Crawford movie, giggling like a loon and screaming to the sky about filling all dreams with electricity. When suddenly, there comes a knock upon the door. The

Lurid or Lucid? A Very Different Sunday Gravy

DJ TAJ - June 18, 2023June 13, 2023

The monumental sadness of everything. Harken back to a happier time, while stoned and watching, I think it was Bourdain. He was in some remote village in a place I long (I’m certain Dok has already been) to see, when the host asked where one can get the best drunken egg rolls

Losing Your Mind Can BE fuN

DJ TAJ - March 14, 2023February 27, 2023

I was left for dead on the side of the road. I decided I would not even try to get up, just going to lay here. Go ahead laugh at me, they are. People stepped right over me on their way to self importance, One lady asked if I was dead

Sunday Gravy with… The Philippines-Haiti-Ridgecrest-San Diego

DJ TAJ - March 5, 2023March 1, 2023

Quick, first life changing moment from your childhood? Mine, fairly easy, I was 10 years old when my 2 year old brother died. That dead face still haunts my memory, not like it used to 50 years ago but it’s still there waiting for me to have 2 too many beers