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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND: CEMETERY-4
Define opulent. Hey, what’s that kid doing to that chicken? Only one goal today. Jump in the Honda and traverse the downtown Los Angels…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND/ CEMETERY-3
Tell me you don’t see the very face of evil in that stonewall, please tell me you don’t see it! A quick jaunt aside.…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND: CEMETERY-2
HERE THERE BE GHOSTS Where are we going? Oh yeah,Hollywood Forever. Fun. Is that Merle Oberon? If you can’t see the ghost over…
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GHOSTS ON THE GROUND: CEMETERY-1
When and how boredom sets in is still a bit of a hermetical mystery, but by god the weeks before football truly dies, (think…
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THE END OF NOThING
As I write this I’m looking up. Is this where it ends or is it about to begin? 14 years of melancholy and…
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BOTTLES of BLOOD
WHAT’S WITH THE MUMMY HAND? When bad spooky and weeping will not nourish the troubled soul, When sacrifice does nothing, then you must…
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KBF 24 and Sunday night open thread.
Ever pee yourself? I have, and? I wasn’t even drunk. There are two kinds of people in the world, First there are riders.Those who…
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And God Said “Hi.”
There is nothing that can make me leave this house ever again, ABSOLUTELY NOTHING! “What? Who’s coming to town”? “Laurie Anderson?” “No way! Here?”…
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Sunday Gravy with yeah right and DJ Taj: We Ate it so you don’t have to. KFC’s Chizza!
Good morning and welcome to the lab! At the suggestion of our own Litre Cola, brother DJ TAJ and I decided, “Well why the…
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Sunday Gravy with DJ TAJ!: I think I broke a tooth
The lizards are crawling on my face and eating my eyes. Failure is indeed an option and I have chosen most unwisely, again, Shit…