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This Week In Fuck You Money

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So the Powerball jackpot was something like $500 million for last night's drawing, and while I didn't buy any tickets because I need that money for my krokodil, it did get me thinking a little about the absurd amount of money that would come from winning. After taxes, one would

OSZ Holiday Tabletop Game Giving Guide

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Now that we're in the time of year where we put forth our wish lists to bloated old white guys (PLEASE JUST GET OUR TEAM TO A SUPER BOWL YOU RICH FUCK!) and also celebrate the holidays by buying gifts, I got the idea (THANKS SILL!) to put out a

…but was it a catch?

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(Some Sunday Night in the near future) Al: Stafford drops back, looks, and fires one out… Calvin Johnson grabs it and runs out of bounds! Cris: Athletic play by Megatron… that was one of those throws only he seems to be able to find. Al: We now go to review, as any play

A fearless and moral inventory

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(As the sun comes up, a gathering of lost souls is happening in Nearby Church Basement, Anywhere, USA) Todd: I'd like to thank everyone for coming out this morning. We'll begin, as we always do, with the Serenity Prayer. All: (said in unison) Rog, Grant me the serenity, to accept the injuries I cannot change The courage

It’s quiet… too quiet…

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So here's something to listen to--the great voice of Ken Nordine reading Edgar Allen Poe's "The Conqueror Worm", from the album Closed On Account Of Rabies: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qnj17goUP0 It's a great album, also featuring Christopher Walken reading "The Raven", Iggy Pop reading "The Telltale Heart", Gabriel Byrne reading "The Masque Of The Red Death",