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Offseason Qb Interviews – New York Edition

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litre_cola - April 18, 2018April 17, 2018
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Just Landed at JFK, it's time to head to the local hostel.  The Puerto Rican DFO overlords are ruthless if you have no content from the content mines. Hopefully this gives me a chance to catch some local bands while I am here. I wonder what is up with the NYFG

Offseason QB interviews. Wichita edition.

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litre_cola - April 11, 2018April 10, 2018
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Hi there! Pardon me for the lapse in interviews this last month but Krokodil is a hell of a drug. <<Wichita>> What the hell am I doing here? Why would Internet dad send me to this forsaken place? Is it a neutral site game foretold by one Allegash enthusiast P. King? Well

Offseason Qb Interviews. Arizona edition.

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litre_cola - February 14, 2018February 13, 2018
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I love the desert, maybe I can squeeze some golf in after the interview. It’s so handy that the stadium is so close to the metro area and Sky HarboUr…… It has proven to be very successful for the local hockey heroes, their attendance is through the roof and they

Offseason QB Interviews! – Denver edition.

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litre_cola - January 24, 2018January 23, 2018
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Ahhh yeaahh Denver. Mountains? Check. Good beer? Check. Legal weed? Check. QB interview? Well, we shall just see about that. I have absolutely no idea who I am going to speak to but I will trust that Internet Dad has this set up for me. First things first have to

Offseason QB Interviews! – San Francisco Edition.

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litre_cola - January 18, 2018January 17, 2018
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Alright, third time lucky I am sure with all the optimism in San Francisco that the dysfunction will have left the facility. /Arrives at AT&T Park Sweet, maybe I can get some of my beloved Dirt Niners gear before my interview. Where the hell is the entrance for the Niners part of

Offseason QB Interviews! Seattle edition.

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litre_cola - January 12, 2018January 10, 2018
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Ah Seattle, I love this city, sure there is a bunch of hipsters with mismatching clothing so even since Alaska Air lost my bags I can wear the same clothes for days and fit in. That Oakland interview was really strange but I have no fear that I will get

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