Tag: Roger Goodell is a National Disgrace

Sexy Friday – 20241213

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TGIF! Is Friday the 13th no longer a thing? Or am I just out of touch? Maybe I'm just lucky and it doesn't apply to me. Survival - Personal Edition Let's discuss wine. Ok, wine bottles. Ok, more specifically, wine bottle corks. They're great! Until you're trying to open a bottle and

Sexy Friday – 20241206

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TGIF! Welcome to the last month of the year! Hopefully you've received a holiday pardon to brighten the season. Survival - Personal Edition Here's a handy guide to get through your first dance at your first (and hopefully only) wedding. Warm up with your partner. Find a quiet and secluded spot to

Sexy Friday – 20241129

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TGIF! Turkey day is done and dusted so enjoy those leftovers this weekend. Survival - Personal Edition Let's finish up last week's subject and go over a few more ways to open a bottle without an opener. Table Edge. Do not do this on a table with soft wood on the top

Sexy Friday – 20241115

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TGIF! Hope you've been appointed to a new government position this week. And don't worry, experience is not required. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn how to survive begin adrift at sea. First off stay in your boat as long as possible. The life raft is a last resort here. The rule

Sexy Friday – 20241108

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TGIF! We made through this week, so that's good. Also, the trade deadline has passed which means barring injuries or concussions all team rosters are set. What you see now is all you're going to get, for better or worse. Survival - Personal Edition Let's teach an old dog some new tricks.

Sexy Friday – 20241101

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TGIF! Hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween. Also a great weekend to take care of all that extra candy, or help relieve your local store of all its excess candy stocks. Survival - Personal Edition Let's go over some strategies for hiding sweat stains on your clothing. Look, we all sweat, but like

Sexy Friday – 20241025

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TGIF! No time to chat. First pitch of the Hater's World Series is at hand. Remember, at least one these shithead teams will leave this series labeled as chokers and losers. Survival - Personal Edition Speaking of haterade, let's list some insults that could be lobbed on the field. You suck You

Sexy Friday – 20241018

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TGIF! Hope you traded for a new number one receiver this week. And more importantly, that you traded for the right number one receiver. Survival - Personal Edition This edition is very dire one. One I doubt any of us will ever encounter in our lives hopefully. HOWEVAH! This edition helps explain

Sexy Friday – 20241011

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TGIF! We've got a rocking dirt ball game starting, so let's get to it! Survival - Personal Edition Not a cat person? Well here's one way to make them a more palatable option in your abode: toilet training! Let's get that kitty using the toilet and get rid of that smelly mess

Sexy Friday – 20241004

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TGIF! Hopefully everyone's recovered from the adrenaline rush of last night's game. Gotta love the MLB playoffs! Survival - Personal Edition Let's make a cummerbund! This is if you forgot yours, don't own one, or somehow fouled yours up but the event requires one. Ascertain if you're at a white tie or

Sexy Friday – 20240927

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TGIF! Unless you're in the path of Helene. Then hope you're staying safe by taking advantage of those free flights to Istanbul they seem to be handing out. Survival - Personal Edition Let's learn some sword fighting. No, actual swords, like an epee or foil in fencing, weirdo. Ready Position At rest you