Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo Presents The [Door Flies Open] 2024 Fantasy Football Name Guide

Senor Weaselo - August 21, 2024August 21, 2024

Greetings, and once again, welcome to another fantasy football name guide, a tradition that stands the test of time since the old site, and many other sites that cover football, either of the reality or fantasy kind. Hell, even ESPN's gotten into the mix. Which, incidentally, is probably how we know

“How Many Times Do We Have To Teach You This Lesson, Old Man?” Or, Your 2024 New York Jets Preview

Senor Weaselo - August 20, 2024August 20, 2024

2023 PREDICTION: 10-7, no playoffs due to shitting the bed in Foxboro. REALITY: 7-10, no playoffs, but hey, they sent Hoodie off with a loss and got to keep their first, because… yeah… The New York Jets may or may not be a football team. Sure, at one time they were, culminating

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: We’ll Always Have Paris

Senor Weaselo - August 14, 2024August 14, 2024

Namely the memes, and the knowledge that if we knew of it, we too could have probably made the Australian breaking team. (Current controversy is whether she happened to be one of the few in the right place at the right time, and/or if she had an in, but it

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: News, Notes, and Newsy Notes, Olympic Edition

Senor Weaselo - August 7, 2024August 7, 2024

Senor Weaselo, this title sucks, is everything fine? Yes, except, again, the FF name guide just needs to be out before the end of the month. Today's the 7th, the DFO leagues (both?) draft(s?)—okay, at least the freezer vodka league draft is in three weeks, so I got time. (If

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, My Cable Sign-In Works!

Senor Weaselo - July 31, 2024July 31, 2024

So I can watch some team handball—Denmark vs. Argentina. Listen, Senorita Weaselo can watch all the swimming and gymnastics on the big-boy channel, but I remember what we played in gym class and I played a solid goalkeeper. (Denmark leads at the half.) I'd have more stuff, but the fantasy football

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: It’s the Motherf***ing Space Olympics!

Senor Weaselo - July 24, 2024July 24, 2024

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVoBQqketHM Because remember, we can't swear on the titles because that would get us flagged as NSFW! Also because space fútbol is well on its way to being TOTALLY CANCELED, considering the earlier tilt which I'm sure hardcore Argentines would call the biggest robbery since the Falklands. My question is (and

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Sports Nadir (non-Abed) Edition

Senor Weaselo - July 17, 2024July 17, 2024

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(Though I would argue slight Abed, considering come on, there's definitely some neurodivergence up in here *points to brain*). All right, let's Carpenter this! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3W7pLkFkVjg Fun fact! Gambon Corner was originally called Carpenters Corner, after, yes, the Carpenters. Okay, quick ramblings that would make Rascal Renegade proud (who gets a shoutout because he's

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Tuesday Night Wednesday Special!

Senor Weaselo - July 10, 2024July 10, 2024

In that I'm at least starting this on Tuesday night, due to a rehearsal Wednesday morning/afternoon and gig Wednesday night. Why did I agree to go to Washington Heights? I don't know, not the biggest fan of myself I guess, because that shit's far from where I am in Queens.

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-JPP Edition

Senor Weaselo - July 3, 2024July 3, 2024

Remember, keep your fingers away from your lit fireworks tomorrow! Not that there's much to celebrate this week. Somewhere, remember, sic semper tyrannis. Granted, the state motto of Virginia was exclaimed by one John Wilkes Booth after shooting Abraham Lincoln, but the words themselves are useful! We hope? Listen, I've got some

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Another Mobile Edition

Senor Weaselo - June 26, 2024June 26, 2024

Sorry folks, no Boots on the Ground from last night. One, the semi-anonymity of the site means that although my exploits are known here I don’t need Google putting two and two together. (I will be happy to answer questions below, when I’m not playing on my gig tonight.) Two,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: With Bated Breath…

Senor Weaselo - June 19, 2024June 19, 2024

Definitely not that bated, heads out of the gutter. South American (and also Canada, Mexico, Jamaica, Costa Rica, Panama and the U.S.) Euros start tomorrow night, for nightcap footy! Honestly, if they did a full Americas tourney, I'd figure make it 32 teams, not 16. Wait, there are only 10 teams

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Romania Euro ’24 Edition

Senor Weaselo - June 12, 2024June 12, 2024

Reminders of stuff from 2020: Country: RomaniaFooty team colloquials: Tricolorii (The Tricolors)DFO (probable) colloquials: Draculs, Impalers, please not the Ceausescus because fuck that guy, and the Securitate, and Gheorgiu-Dej.Kits: Home and awayFIFA Ranking: 46 (23rd in UEFA)Best World Cup result: Quarterfinals (1994) (including a win in the Round of 16 over