Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: If Anyone Needs Me, I’ll Be in the Angry Dome

Senor Weaselo - December 3, 2025December 3, 2025

Which is to say, nothing disappoints, frustrates, and infuriates me (in that order) than nobody coming to class for the first 40 minutes. It’s a 50 minute class. I was signing out of the computer and putting on my coat and “dismissing the class early” when a student finally showed up. I

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Pre-Thanksgiving Pre-Pre-Festivus Airing of Grievances

Senor Weaselo - November 26, 2025November 26, 2025

I am writing this sentence at 11:34 AM DFO Standard time (or 12:34 local), midway through the basic strings class I teach on Mondays and Wednesdays. Because even though I gave two of the three students who were present Monday an extension on their performance of Lightly Row until today,

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In (Ty)rod We Trust, For Real This Time

Senor Weaselo - November 19, 2025November 19, 2025

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wavTKo1gH8 Which is to say Tyrod Taylor is QB1 for the Jets. At least for this week. I will say, considering I drafted Fields somewhere in the mid-rounds I will consider it a substantial victory if I make the playoffs in Freezer Vodka. But anyway, Taylor in, Fields out, probably no

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: In November’s Gusty Gale…

Senor Weaselo - November 12, 2025November 12, 2025

Did you expect a Chicken Soup with Rice reference? It's been a bit windy. And by "a bit," I mean holy shit it's felt like non-stop wind for the last, like, 2-3 weeks. Yesterday it was mid-30s temperature, but thanks to the 25 mph wins, it felt like 15°. Like, “Oh

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Jets at the Bye/Trade Deadline

Senor Weaselo - November 5, 2025November 5, 2025

Well they won their obligatory game for Nick Mangold (RIP). So with that and the anonymity of not 0-17 locked up, the 1-7 Jets went ahead and traded good parts of the defense away! Sauce Garden, Quinnen Williams, thank you for your service, and enjoy being on teams that aren't

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Pre-NYC Election One

Senor Weaselo - October 29, 2025October 29, 2025

This may be my last Wumbo column before we’re inevitably nuked from orbit, just to be safe. It’s the only way to prevent New York from falling into the hands of Muslim socialists. Even though, if my reading of “2008 Republicans Reacting Reasonably” is correct, the entire country was like

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The Art of Jets

Senor Weaselo - October 22, 2025October 22, 2025

The Jets at the bye post is going to rival my Turkish Euroball posts at this rate, because holy fuck, this is (once again) a generational self-own. So, as you may know, or have seen, Justin Fields is not a very good quarterback. Now, that’s all fine and dandy, and Aaron

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where We Don’t Cover Football

Senor Weaselo - October 15, 2025October 15, 2025

I actually watched the Jets for the first time in some time last week. This was a poor choice and I regret it immensely. I’d put the requisite 60 seconds on the clock, At/After Midnight style but like getting a two-hopper hit right to you in a baseball camp game

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The 10/8/25 one

Senor Weaselo - October 8, 2025October 8, 2025

Which is to say I’ve a dozen diatribes and no time to actually rant them. The nice thing about going back to Senorita Weaselo’s on a Tuesday is of course the time spent and it was her birthday and walking around the conveniently nearby park to look at the moon

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Just Fade Everyone

Senor Weaselo - October 1, 2025October 1, 2025

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The Jets are bad. The less can be said about them the better. Their bye post will be in a Wumbo post and more likely pre-empted by a Nocturnes Magazine. https://www.getyarn.io/yarn-clip/25631127-925f-4c06-b7b3-eb98c9364c50 The Yankees aren't gonna win shit with Aaron Boone, as once again evidenced by yesterday's Max Fried pulling for Luke Weaver