Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: So Did the World End Yet?

Senor Weaselo - September 24, 2025September 24, 2025

…No? Damn it, well why the fuck not? Guess nobody’s holy enough to get Raptured. I mean yeah, we’re still here but that was expected. But I guess Agent Orange wasn’t enough of a holy man while *checks notes* he got mad at something his own videographer accidentally did, then said

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine: This Year’s Team Might Not Suck! (And a brief Marble Not-League Rolldown)

Senor Weaselo - September 17, 2025September 17, 2025

So that's a nice thing. Through 2/5 of the season, tied for the division lead at 7-5. Because almost everyone else is 6-6, because oh, we got parity. Highlights from the first four series (including a 9-game homestand): -Came back from an 8-5 deficit in the 8th inning to salvage the last

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Brief 2025 Marble League Rolldown

Senor Weaselo - September 10, 2025September 10, 2025

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HOLY SHIT THE KOBALTS! I mean seriously, holy fucking shit. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNDkKbSZIfA What a final four events to close it out. And with it, a team that had only appeared at the first League—back when it was still the MarbleLympics and a cool Olympics-inspired first-time event; a team that had never successfully gone

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Football Tomorrow, Ens***tification Now (I Don’t Know What Sort of Things Ding the Censors)

Senor Weaselo - September 3, 2025September 3, 2025

Like, of the regular season variety! That counts for something! So, there's news! Like, football news! Like how Jets OT Alijah Vera-Tucker tore his triceps and is likely out for the year. Well that's great since I just drafted Fields (I needed a QB at that point). Or how enshittification marches on,

Wumbo Wednesday Presents the 2025 [Door Flies Open] Fantasy Football Name Guide

Senor Weaselo - August 27, 2025August 27, 2025

A tradition like any other, that we took from those who came before. This is, of course, a non-exhaustive list, as it's just stuff that I came up with over the last two weeks. And that's the beauty of our 24-hour news cycle! Between now and your fantasy draft, a

Your 2025 Jets Preseason Post, presented by Wumbo Wednesday

Senor Weaselo - August 20, 2025August 20, 2025

The Jets don't deserve their own post. They could have drafted a quarterback a few years back, but instead signed Aaron Rodgers. They could have drafted a quarterback LAST YEAR, but instead trusted in Aaron Rodgers. They could have drafted a quarterback this year, but didn't like the first wave crop

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I’m Tired

Senor Weaselo - August 13, 2025August 13, 2025

I’d make this past weekend’s “Someone you know and tolerate played the national anthem at a minor league baseball game and all we got was some pictures that don’t have him in it.” But I’m not doing great today. Madre Weaselo’s in the hospital with pneumonia, and I’m having terrible

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to Work

Senor Weaselo - August 6, 2025August 6, 2025

Which is to say, I spent the last three weeks running around for personal rather than business reasons, but we're back to work this week, which means today I'm *checks text thread* playing for people getting on a boat. Sure. Meanwhile, this SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY I'll be playing the national

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Aww, Screw It

Senor Weaselo - July 30, 2025July 30, 2025

It is, at this point, a running joke that I am notoriously unlucky with my cars’ tires. Yes, cars as in plural. Like that time I was driving Senorita Weaselo home from us playing an opera, hit a pothole on the Van Wyck, the tire came off the wheel a

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Monastery

Senor Weaselo - July 23, 2025July 23, 2025

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So, Senorita Weaselo and I were upstate this past weekend. Well, the Hudson Valley counts as upstate. If you're from the city. Which we are. So, sure. It's a welcome respite, and as we know I normally work like a dog in June and early July, so it's nice to do