Tag: So you think you’re so funny

2019 Quotables – Week 4 (Results)

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I'm flying back from Santa Fe as I write this. Neat place. I picked up a Savannah of the southwest vibe, personally. Nonetheless, I left without dropping $5k on turquoise jewelry or paintings of kachina dolls -- so, in a sense, did I really visit Santa Fe? Trick question! It

2019 Quotables – Week 4 (Submissions)

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This week will be the only impeachment submissions day we enjoy. Some of you may not care for it but, let's be honest here, Quotables isn't about the submission captions, it's about the commentist participation. That said, thanks for letting me give it the ol' college try here. Anyways, at the

2019 Quotables – Week 3 (Results)

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Friday, amirite guys and gal readers? My week has been full so, before I get to your Week 3 Quotables results, I just want to say one thing. Because, you know, we joke around here a lot about a variety of topics -- dicks jokes, violence jokes, cte jokes, stereotype

2019 Quotables – Week 2 (Results)

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Alright! Week 2! Looks like we're all getting the rust knocked off and....you know, I'm not even going to worry about word count here. What's Hippo gonna do, get rid of me? I'm like the best young player on the NFL/Dick Joke blogging equivalent of the Miami Dolphins. Can't get

2019 Quotables – Week 1 (Results)

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This previously-recorded edition of Quotables results is available on tape-delay because I am using today (Friday) to travel to Huntington Beach for a work meeting. So with over 100 comments -- which is very possibly a new this-feature record -- any late (Thursday at about noon or after) submissions may have

2019 Quotables – Week 1 (Submissions)

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I'm not going to stand here and preach to you all about how FOOTBAWL IS BACK! But that's mainly because I'm a hater. From what I understand, there is no real discernable difference between 2018's contenders/nobodies and 2019's pretenders/somebodies. Unless I missed the part where Joe Flacco is returning the Broncos