2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Results)

blaxabbath - November 5, 2021November 5, 2021

My wife's birthday was yesterday and, after I took her out for breakfast, we came home to see her neighborhood mom pals left her a gift on our doorstep. It was a box of cookies from Crumbl. Thanks for heading my requests on that front, suburban white women who are

2021 Quotables – Week 8 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - November 2, 2021November 2, 2021

Do you people know this place Crumbl? I see they are a national chain of overpriced cookie places. "Oh boy, here comes blaxabbath with his bullshit again," you're all thinking, I'm sure. And you're right! We popped in on one the other day because my wife wanted to bring cookies

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - November 2, 2021November 2, 2021

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Fuck it's November already. As we're all bad kids, I assume that

2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 29, 2021October 29, 2021

I didn't watch the game last night but I cannot tell you how pleased I was to see the results last night. I mean -- look, we'll talk about it more in their Week 12 bye but you've got DeAndre Hopkins checking himself in after being pulled for injury and

2021 Quotables – Week 7 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 26, 2021October 26, 2021

An incredibly handsome writer sits in front of a computer, staring at the unfinished draft of a Quotables post. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: "Text needed"? What the hell does that mean? RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY starts sweating. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: Okay, Rikki, you can do this. Just write some shit down. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY stares at the keyboard. RIKKI-TIKKI-DEADLY: [inner monologue] It doesn't have to

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - October 26, 2021October 26, 2021

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. Got nouthin for yall today and have a meeting starting now that

2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 22, 2021October 22, 2021

I hate facists. Absolutely hate them. Ugh. I'm not gonna waste your time on this stuff but, seriously, fuck those animals. Put them all down. Mass grave. Done. No -- this isn't A Very Special JJFozz Presents. Still blaxabbath. Anyways, looks like the Browns are for real? You know, this was all foretold back

Subsequent GTD reflections

BallsofLacrosseAndMapleSyrup - October 19, 2021October 19, 2021

Hello there fellow DFO'er. Hope you're well today. And thanks for coming back to see last weeks comments of the week as decided by my brain. There's no reason as to why some comments make it and others don't. I don't got anything for all yallz today. Just quiet here and

2021 Quotables – Week 6 (Submissions)

blaxabbath - October 19, 2021October 18, 2021

Hello all. Week 6 is complete. I saw a fair bit of this football while doing dinner prep on Sunday. Yes, the parents are snowbirding back to Arizona and were good enough to take young blaxito with them for a week at the ranch before I need to yoyo that

2021 Quotables – Week 5 (Results)

blaxabbath - October 15, 2021October 15, 2021

Look, I'm tired but I'm also much too proud to ask anyone to cover for me here. Why? Because, like ol' Double-J, I'd rather put up a pile of garbage molded by [holds up two ashy appendages] THESE HANDS! [lowers aforementioned appendages] than go all...well....all...look, John Gruden knows what I'm