DFOuse of DFOrrors: “The Second Coming”

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 29, 2021October 29, 2021

INT. RECORDING STUDIO - DAY An elderly black man sits in front of the microphone. JAMES EARL JONES: Are we rolling? PRODUCER: [via intercom] We sure are. JAMES EARL JONES: All right, watch this. One take. --- Turning and turning in the widening gyre The falcon cannot hear the falconer; Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold; Mere anarchy

Dallas Deathride of Doom! A DFO Halloween Special!

yeah right - October 29, 2021October 28, 2021

banner image via [Interior mid size sedan: A mother and her 13 year old son are inside] Jesse: "Gee whiz, Ma I can't believe you're taking me to the Cowboys Halloween party you really are the best mom ever I tell everyone at school that I have the best mom ever and

Casino Coffee Shop. 11:00 AM.

yeah right - October 31, 2020October 31, 2020

image via [interior: a packed casino coffee shop. A man sits at a table for two] Man: "Dude! There you are!" [another man staggers up to the table and sits down heavily. He places both hands to his head] Dude: "Hey man. What's up?" Man: "DUDE! [laughing] You look like shit!" Dude: "You should feel it

A Bottle of Luck

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

INT. DIVE BAR, DECEMBER 1971 - NIGHT A crowd of middle-aged men sit on stools in front of a long mahogany bar. A bartender stands placidly, occasionally moving to refill an empty mug from a series of taps featuring familiar American macrobrews. Behind the bar, a single television broadcasts Monday Night

Tales from the Kicked

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BrettFavresColonoscopy - October 31, 2019October 31, 2019

Exterior, an old and rickety mansion. Cobwebs cling to crevices that cover creaking corners. Of course, the night is dark and stormy. Lightning cracks through the air, breaking through the darkness to reveal glimpses of prying eyes from fauna and who knows what else. On the front stoop, a slight

Your “The NFL Doesn’t Allow Fun Or Spooky” Halloween Night Open Thread

Beerguyrob - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

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NFL News: Rather than sign the best QB available, the Jags chose to go in a different direction and signed Landry Jones as Cody Kessler's backup. Or, as a backup to Blake Bortles' backup, which is even funnier to think about. It was a free agent signing, so all they

The Devil and Hue Jackson (Part 2)

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 31, 2018November 1, 2018

Part 1 --- "Good morning, Huey Jackson, it's time to rise and grind." The Devil's words come penetratin' into Hue's wrecked mind. So Hue sets down Mike Brown's laundry, cause that's his job these days, In addition to designin' passes for Andy Dalton to throw away. "Wake up, Sunshine!" the Devil laughs. "It's time to break

The Trading Card of Josh McCown

Beerguyrob - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

Chapter 1: The draft room in Phoenix was filled with the stale odor of cigarettes, Old Spice and cheap liquor, and when the time came to make the call to New York, there came through the room the additional smell of anticipation mixed with fear. Would they finally get it right

BOLTMAN GROUP Presents – The Sound of the Beast

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

♫ Set to the music of “The Number of the Beast” from Iron Maiden ♫ GHOST OF JUNIOR SEAU: Woe to you, oh Span-oiiii, for the deal you made sends the beast with wrath, Because he knows the time is nigh... Let him who hath electric dance moves reckon the sound of the beast For it

A “Case” of Evil.

yeah right - October 31, 2018October 31, 2018

* image via interior Vikings locker room fall 2017. Case Keenum sits at his locker preparing for the 2017 season opener. Sam Bradford approaches. Sam: "Hey Case! Whatup?" Case: "Hey 'Hi-Beam' how you doing?" Sam: "Feeling good, man. I'm ready for the season to start. I don't think I've ever felt healthier or more prepared

Something Wicked This Way Comes…

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - October 24, 2018

This is just a reminder that Halloween is only one week away, and with it, our annual collection of SPOOKY NFL STORIES! Here are some of the classics from previous years. In 2015, the theme was "Spooky Texans Stories": I WOULD LIKE A SELFIE by WCS In the Dome of Dementia by Pickettscharge Don't Turn on

The Terrible Old Man

Beerguyrob - October 31, 2017October 31, 2017

It was the design of Sam Wyche and David Shula and Bruce Coslet to call on the Terrible Old Man. This old man dwells all alone in a very ancient house on Hawkins Ridge Lane, on a hill near the Ohio River, and is reputed to be both exceedingly rich