Guest Lecture Series: We Need to Stop Disrespecting the Memory of Lieutenant Porkins

DFOing Good

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly - May 4, 2023May 4, 2023

Editor’s Note: Hello, and welcome to the latest edition of the DFO Guest Lecture Series! We've had the privilege of welcoming folks like Mike Brown and Eli Manning to the podium, and we're thrilled to welcome this week's guest and his very strong opinions about matters that happened a long

TGISF… Pew Pew Pew

theeWeeBabySeamus - May 4, 2018May 4, 2018

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I can't believe I'm doing this. I am not a huge Star Wars fan. As a kid (keyphrase there "As a kid"), I did see and enjoy the first three installments. Or was that the middle three installments? And WTF was that about anyway? Start with number four? Oh and then go

Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 44)

Beastmode Ate My Baby - August 19, 2016August 18, 2016

The scene: Somewhere in the Midwest. Future Moose is driving his new car...which isn't really new. In fact, it's kind of old. And a bit leaky. It might creak a little bit when it brakes. And the exhaust fumes when it accelerates might just be a global warming tipping point.

Your “Throwing In The Towel” Wednesday Open Thread

Beerguyrob - May 4, 2016May 4, 2016

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(FYI: his name was Max; he was a rescued dog; he died of cancer at 8; he was the bestest.) The Browns paraded their top draft picks before the media. Something seems a little off about the picture: Wouldn't you line them up the other way? If this were Carolina, I'd say

Start Or Sit (On Your Face): The DFO Fantasy/Sex Mailbag

The Maestro - December 18, 2015December 18, 2015

Star Wars is out today. I AM READY TO SHIT MY DICK. I rewatched the original trilogy all this week to get myself hyped. (Obviously not the new ones though. I may be younger than some of you all, but I'm not a dumbass. At least, not a gigantic one.)

The Night Ninjas Attacked the Star Wars Nerds

MikeWallaceAndGromit - December 17, 2015December 17, 2015

With the tantalizingly imminent release of Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens and the knowledge that there are several fellow nerds salivating over the occasion, I figured why not make a completely non-football related post about it? Share a fond Star Wars memory, tell us why you hate it,