The scene: Doktor Zymm's laboratory, where she is finally completing her work on Future Moose. Zymm is wearing her super-sciencey microscopic glasses and inserting a thin screwdriver into his ear while he sits up, unmoving. Man in Plaid #2's head sits on her workbench. Man in Plaid #2's Head: OK,
Tag: Storytime
Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Epilogue
Balls finished cleaning up and splashed some water on his face. He took a drink from the glass of cold tap water by the sink. Although water is supposed to have no taste, this tasted delicious. Then he realized he could still taste her. He walked out of the suite's bathroom
Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 15 (Le Fin)
Balls was left alone with the three new arrivals and Goodell. Goodell addressed each of them individually by name in vain hope of saving his life. "Ben, don't do...whatever you plan on doing! Mike, I brought you back into the fold! Thanks to me, you got a bunch of money you
Balls’ Bedtime Stories – Chapter 14 (About Fucking Time)
Author's Notes: This will serve as the Open Thread tonight. The last two posts in this series will post two hours apart later tonight. I do apologize for letting this go for so long without it coming to an end (Boy, if I had a nickel for every time I said
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 59)
NFL Speakeasy Stories – LA Story
The girl with the absinthe cart approached him with a wicked smile and a knowing look One more Coach? Jeff Fisher just wanted to sit in the back corner alone "No thanks, Sue Lynn." She walked away feeling a mixture of pity and admiration. It took a lot to survive in this town, let
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 58)
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 57)
The scene: The Door Flies Open clubhouse, where the DFOers are gathered for Thanksgiving. Beerguyrob is working the bar and chatting with King Hippo, Marc Trestmans Windowless Van and WCS, while Yeah Right, Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water and Rikki-Tikki-Deadly play video games on the big screen TV. Yeah Right:
Balls’ Day Out: The Grand Tour taping
I made reference to this a while back, but, now that the show has aired, I can finally provide a behind-the-scenes look at what it was like to attend the taping of the first-ever episode of I will start off by telling you that there will be few, if any, pictures
Hard Ride To Nowhere (Chapter 56)
The scene: Future Moose's opulent (if virtual) bedchambers. Moose is there with Ballsofsteelandfury, who is in the virtual form of Future Clone Debbie Harry. Future Clone Lynda Carter is sitting on the bed, swinging a pillow and giggling. Future Moose: So you're sure the Man in Plaid is deactivated, Balls? Balls...?