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ballsofsteelandfury - May 26, 2019May 25, 2019
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There is a pretty good ESPN.com article here that gives you a run-down of every entrant in the Indianapolis 500. It mentions that this is the one race, kind of like the Kentucky Derby that everyone watches even if they haven't seen a race all year. It's like

AFL Beat 2019 Round 9

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 20, 2019May 19, 2019
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This week, Even the referee was happy that the Lions won This is your Mark of the Year And let me introduce you to Natalie Yoannidis in the green and Neroli Meadows in the red Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 9 Recaps and Highlights We are again on our normal schedule of one

AFL Beat 2019 Round 8

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 14, 2019May 13, 2019
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This week, The Blues have The Blues (AGAIN!) A Showdown in the Dark And this is how you handball! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 8 Recaps and Highlights We are again back to a normal schedule with no Australian Thursday Night games for the foreseeable future. That means one Australian Friday

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 13, 2019May 12, 2019
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Good morning everyone! I trust you all had a nice weekend and those of you who are lucky enough to have your mothers with you were able to at least give her a call. I was thinking this weekend: Sure, there's a Mother's Day and a Father's Day, but

We need to talk about last night’s Paradise Hotel: Chlamydia Stew

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 10, 2019May 10, 2019
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I swear to you that I have better taste. I do not just exclusively watch skanky reality television. Last night, I had finished dinner and I was perusing the channel guide when I saw that Paradise Hotel was airing on FOX. Unlike with Temptation Island, I had never seen

AFL Beat 2019 Round 7

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ballsofsteelandfury - May 6, 2019May 5, 2019
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This week, The Blues have The Blues (sorry!) Something doesn't look right... And nothing to see here, move along. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 7 Recaps and Highlights We are finally back to a normal schedule with no Australian Thursday Night games for the foreseeable future. That means one Australian Friday Night

AFL Beat 2019 Round 6

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ballsofsteelandfury - April 29, 2019April 28, 2019
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This week, A certain DFOer was at an AFL game this week! That same DFOer discovered we have our own Wharf! And that same DFOer got to see this Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 6 Recaps and Highlights The schedule continued being weird as the ANZAC Day holiday fell on Australian Thursday night,

AFL Beat 2019 Round 5

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ballsofsteelandfury - April 23, 2019April 22, 2019
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This week, That's apparently not a push in the back, That's apparently not a wet man holding another wet man, And apparently Dr. Evil grew a mullet and plays for Carlton. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 5 Recaps and Highlights The schedule was a bit weird this week with games starting on Australian

AFL Beat 2019 Round 4

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ballsofsteelandfury - April 16, 2019April 15, 2019
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This week, A man grabs boobs, not balls, An umpire wears green and points, And a challenge was accepted. Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! Round 4 Recaps and Highlights I've mentioned this before: For some reason, the Sydney Swans play better on the road than at home lately. I don't know why.

Temptation Island Talk – Season Finale Part 2

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ballsofsteelandfury - April 9, 2019April 7, 2019
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Welcome back to Temptation Island Talk! Kids, as I write this, I am still basking in the afterglow of what was a glorious Season Finale of Temptation Island. As I take a deep draw of that metaphorical cigarette and take a sip of my literal fine aged

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