TGISF…aka Sexy Halloween/Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 28, 2016October 28, 2016

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Last week I told you about some "scary" mountainous dealings, including myself needing CTE protocol attention. This week, the scary is fun. So yeah, this week is tailor made for Sexy Friday IMHO. Halloween is but three days away. People dressing up in costume, pretending to be something they are not. That

The Carolina Panthers Bye Week Special

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 25, 2016October 25, 2016

And by "special", I do mean "short bus" special. Let's get this straight right now, I am not a Panthers' fan. So I really don't have a horse in this race. If they never win another game, my only reason to care is that I'll have to hear about it from

TGISF…aka “Concussive Redemption in Appalachia” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 21, 2016October 21, 2016

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Hello again, good people of the [DFO] kommentist party. I hope you've all had a good week. It's been a good one for me, and a good week is always appreciated in tWBS' world. As many of you are already aware I spent the bulk of last weekend in Appalachia trying

TGISF…aka Your “Praise Joe Pesci” Sexy Friday Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 14, 2016October 14, 2016

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[Door Flies Open] tWBS stumbles into the [DFO] clubhouse, mildly drunk (yeah right...mildly). He is wearing no pants. He's holding a nearly empty fifth bottle of Grey Goose. There are cuts and bruising above his left eye. And he smells at least mildly (yeah right...mildly) of vodka, beer and shame. He

TGISF…aka This is your “Sexy Friday Returns/Combo Friday Night Open Thread”

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 7, 2016October 7, 2016

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Yes sports fans, you read that correctly. Sexy Friday is back!!!!! And for some inexplicable reason, the upper management of DFO has decided that I'm a good choice to bring it to you. A month ago I stated that those guys were some smart fellers. Sadly, I'm no longer so certain. Even

Your “My Head Really Hurts, Do I Have To Watch This Game?” Late SNF Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - October 2, 2016October 2, 2016

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Yes...yes you do have to watch this game. There's Advil® in the cabinet, I suggest you utilize it. And stay hydrated. It's been a looooong day of derp and bleergh already. Some of which the NFL exported across the pond. I'll leave the comical recap-ish quips to my good friend, El

tWBS Don’t Know Bo

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 27, 2016September 27, 2016

He obviously don't know nuthin' 'bout baseball neither. Back in April, I made some predictions. And I'm man enough to own up to my stupidity. So here we go.... *Note: Probable Results , re: divisions, are pretty much cast at this point. **Wildcard races are still interesting tho. - National League Predicted: National League West 1. SF

Your “Will the Riverboat Roll On in 2016?” Carolina Panthers Preview

theeWeeBabySeamus - September 7, 2016September 7, 2016

Disclaimer of sorts: If you have even the remotest idea in your tiny brains that [DFO] upper management, in their infinite wisdom, has intentionally scheduled me to go last in a "save the best for last" type scenario, you will be sorely disappointed and should most certainly not continue reading.

Some MLB Talk (AKA, Just how stupid IS tWBS?)

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 18, 2016June 18, 2016

A couple of months ago, I provided a very poorly written MLB preview. Don't feel badly if you don't remember it. I barely remember it either. In an almost totally unrelated matter, does anyone have a Santa Hat I can borrow this December? Within the aforementioned preview, I proffered my very

Euro 2106 Preview – Ukraine

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 11, 2016June 11, 2016

OK, fair warning.... As any of you who read my Brasil preview already knows, I don't know squat about Brasil footy. As god is my witness, I know even less about Ukraine footy. Now I know that sounds impossible, but I swear it's true. The good news is that this time

Your “Everybody Took off and left tWBS with the keys to the liquor cabinet” Open Thread

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 4, 2016June 4, 2016

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OK, so what do we got going tonight? Most stuff has already started because I drank all your liquor, and passed out. Then a frantic call to the DFO Clubhouse phone line woke me up from a slumber in which I was dreaming about.....well. That's not important. - The Pens and Sharks

Copa America Centenario Preview – Group B – Brasil (aka, Brazil Plays Futbol)

theeWeeBabySeamus - June 2, 2016June 2, 2016

This is best read with Matty Moyer's voice in mind. For reference.... https://www.youtube.com/embed/hc_gFm44BXk Brazil plays soccer. Oh shit...I mean Futbol. Brazilian citizens like soccer. Oh shit...I mean Futbol. Brazil has had a rich tradition in the international soccer (dammit....Futbol!!!!!) world...but not lately as much. Brazil has won 5 World Cup titles (but not since 2002). Brazil