Buenos días, mes ami(e)s invisibles. This final I call it... Spectacular. France was the class of the tournament, which was surprising. The team is different from the 2018 Champions. No Kanté, no Pogba this time around, as well as others who shall not be named because of deadline restrictions. Benzema was
Tag: World Cup
The Dream of Colonial Revenge: MAR v. FRA Slave LaboUr Cup Semi
You know how it is. Some foreigners come to your backyard like they own the place and steamroll over everything: freedom, language, culture, livelihoods... On the other hand [cleans and places monocle] the very ingratitude. This used to be a handful of huts populated by barefoot and unwashed masses. You
Slave LaboUrs Recap and Knockouts Day 1 Mundial Open Thread
Hola, beautiful gente. Your regularly scheduled pachyderm is doing kingly stuff so excuse me while I hijack this spot to talk about an infuriating, kooky, and pretty freakin' absorbing Mundial. But first, our respects and a word for the dead. Category obe, countries that only scored one goal: https://media.giphy.com/media/F21kBMSPSrdZDLBIbD/giphy.gif Yeah, the "respects part"
Samuel Eto’o Presents: The Cameroon DFO Slave LaboUr Preview
A Message From The Government Of Canada: Your 2022 World Cup Preview
Hello. This is a public service announcement from the federal government of Canada about the upcoming World Cup tournament. Thank you for reading. Bonjour. Il s'agit d'une annonce d'intérêt public du gouvernement fédéral du Canada concernant le prochain tournoi de la Coupe du monde. Merci pour la lecture. Game Time Decision: I know
Ghost of Slave Labor, or, Your Japan World Cup Preview
World Cup of (Slave Labour) Croatia Preview: You will Nazi them coming
From Calgary to Qatar: Wakezilla’s Road to the World Cup.
Hello everyone! Unless you're an American, you probably know that the Lesser footy World Cup will be happening in less than a week's time. And unless you're part of the 0.05% of hardcore Canadian lesser footy fans, you also probably didn't know that Canada qualified for the second time ever--the first
New Places – Monday Open Thread
Yesterday was Juneteenth, the anniversary of Union Army General Gordon Granger going to Galveston, Texas in 1865 to announce that all slaves were free. The Emancipation Proclamation was in 1863, and the Civil War had ended two months before Gen. Granger’s announcement. Since Texas don’t care, official action was required.
Memorial Day / Monday Night Open Thread
Today is Memorial Day in the USA, which honors their fallen soldiers in not-classified wars. I’m sure the CIA still resents that today is a mere lunes in most of Latinoamérica. Hey hey I’m just kiddin’. Wars of occupation, amirite? Boop! /takes index finger to tap your nose -Dafuq’s wrong with you?! //ducks haymaker Ok.
