Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Back to the Studio!

Senor Weaselo - January 22, 2025January 22, 2025

Which is to say I was recording all afternoon, then teaching makeups (for yesterday) currently so… a bit Carpentery tonight. So; what’s the news? FIRED: Trent Baalke is FINALLY out in Duuuuval. Why now and not two weeks ago? Good question. Why not two years ago? Better question! (Plausible reason: Bucs

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Out Getting Tires

Senor Weaselo - January 15, 2025January 15, 2025

Fortunately it’s my neighbor so he doesn’t screw me with tires that do more than they need to! “Speed rating? It’s my neighbor’s Corolla!” The speedometer only goes to 160, and good luck getting close to that speed on NYC highways, unless you drive a 330i or Challenger or Infiniti

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Nocturnes Magazine, Vol. 1 Issue 1: The (Slightly Belated, Shhh) Inaugural Season Preview

Senor Weaselo - January 8, 2025January 8, 2025

Okay, what in the crap is this? This is Nocturnes Magazine, a look into the Brooklyn Nocturnes. Okay… that doesn't help me. Who are the Brooklyn Nocturnes and what do they do? Remember the diceball I mentioned? Well, I'm going to use a monthly Wumbo column to write in more detail because it got

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: “I’m a Professional”

Senor Weaselo - December 18, 2024December 18, 2024

Please note that when those words are uttered it usually means the person who said it had fucked up and made some sort of rookie mistake, and are either A) using that statement as a crutch to be beyond reproach or B) mocking themselves for doing something dumb. Normally it

Slumbo Wednesday With Not Weaselo – Substitutes Are The Worst (Except For That Who Song)

SonOfSpam - December 11, 2024December 11, 2024

Sadly, the usual Wednesday night auteur, Senor Weaselo The Stringplucker, had an emergecy pizzicato party to attend, so you're stuck with the non-union equivalent. Fear not! I shall endeavor to guide us through this Humpiest of Days with a menagerie of mindfarts and wordvomit that should sate even the most

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Can’t Believe I’m Making a Uni Guide for the Marble League

Senor Weaselo - December 4, 2024December 4, 2024

But I am! So there. Why? Because I can, because Marble League 2024 just started, and because the team shirts have stepped up their game this year. Links to the unis should be obvious enough (it's the store link because I don't want to be bothered to show each picture

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Jets at the Bye Post

Senor Weaselo - November 27, 2024November 27, 2024

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Reference point. PREDICTION: Officially, 9-8, Rodgers retires, everyone is shown the door, back to square zero. REALITY: Oh, it's worse. I go back to the actual prediction paragraph: This team could go any number of potentially hilarious ways. So… which one would be the cruelest and therefore most comedic? Things like, a GAMBLOR

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Classical Corner: Requiem Rankings

Senor Weaselo - November 20, 2024November 20, 2024

Welcome to another/the first official I guess segment of Senor's Classical Corner, a segment inside of Wumbo Wednesday where I try to put some cultcha in this joint! And since I played the Mozart Requiem this past weekend, here's as good a time as any to talk about requiems and

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Throwback Sports I Found on YouTube Edition!

Senor Weaselo - November 13, 2024November 13, 2024

Which is to say… did you know SlamBall's on YouTube now? I remember watching it on Spike. Also, I remember Spike, and I'm allowed to go down a rambling memory hole because it's my birthday. (It's also resident sandwich artist The Maestro's birthday!) No, I am not about to do

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Anyone got Halloween plans?

Senor Weaselo - October 30, 2024October 30, 2024

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Thus far, not a soul has come to Apartment Weaselo, possibly because it's the 18th floor, so it'll be a quiet night. Well, after my gig. Which is not a Halloween gig to my knowledge. But it would be awesome if it was. Now that I'm officially Professor Weaselo, I'd want

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where Everyone Else Shot the Lights Out

Senor Weaselo - October 23, 2024October 23, 2024

Except the Canadiens, because fuck 'em. Leprechaun Sox? Shot the lights out. Sharky? Decent, definitely above projected showing as opposed to my team missing the lights out. Even dice baseball expansion preseason last night! Brooklyn's lost 3 straight, but this one by the narrow margin of… 23-0. (7 in the 2nd

Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun Violinist Stories!

Senor Weaselo - October 16, 2024October 16, 2024

So, unfortunately, Senorita Weaselo was sick this weekend, meaning we couldn't go see Gil Shaham play Mendelssohn with the Phil. Which sucks. Because he's fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgjmMVqUPw Fun story! Actually two. Story 1: When I was a lad my youth orchestra went to go see him play I don't remember what. Anyway, we