Please note that when those words are uttered it usually means the person who said it had fucked up and made some sort of rookie mistake, and are either A) using that statement as a crutch to be beyond reproach or B) mocking themselves for doing something dumb. Normally it
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Slumbo Wednesday With Not Weaselo – Substitutes Are The Worst (Except For That Who Song)
Sadly, the usual Wednesday night auteur, Senor Weaselo The Stringplucker, had an emergecy pizzicato party to attend, so you're stuck with the non-union equivalent. Fear not! I shall endeavor to guide us through this Humpiest of Days with a menagerie of mindfarts and wordvomit that should sate even the most
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: I Can’t Believe I’m Making a Uni Guide for the Marble League
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Your Pre-Thanksgiving Jets at the Bye Post
Reference point. PREDICTION: Officially, 9-8, Rodgers retires, everyone is shown the door, back to square zero. REALITY: Oh, it's worse. I go back to the actual prediction paragraph: This team could go any number of potentially hilarious ways. So… which one would be the cruelest and therefore most comedic? Things like, a GAMBLOR
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Senor’s Classical Corner: Requiem Rankings
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Throwback Sports I Found on YouTube Edition!
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Anyone got Halloween plans?
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: The One Where Everyone Else Shot the Lights Out
Except the Canadiens, because fuck 'em. Leprechaun Sox? Shot the lights out. Sharky? Decent, definitely above projected showing as opposed to my team missing the lights out. Even dice baseball expansion preseason last night! Brooklyn's lost 3 straight, but this one by the narrow margin of… 23-0. (7 in the 2nd
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Fun Violinist Stories!
So, unfortunately, Senorita Weaselo was sick this weekend, meaning we couldn't go see Gil Shaham play Mendelssohn with the Phil. Which sucks. Because he's fantastic. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VQgjmMVqUPw Fun story! Actually two. Story 1: When I was a lad my youth orchestra went to go see him play I don't remember what. Anyway, we
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Hey, It’s October!
You know what that means! No, fuck your spooky season, and quadruple-venti-fuck your PSL season. (Cider season is better anyway, comparing apples to pumpkins.) It's ALL THE SPORTS season! Football is in full swing, now it's the baseball playoffs, the NHL season starts in Czechia on Friday and in North America on
Wumbo Wednesday With Weaselo: Talk Amongst Your Friends Version
It's what I'll be doing! (BOOTS ON THE GROUND, DFO NOT-CON EDITION, WITH SOME HOT NOODS… it's ramen, remember that today's only Wednesday.) From that to news! Yeah, that's a segue. Regarding news from yesterday: Brett Favre with the Spacey Defense. Listen, I'm sorry that all those hits inevitably accelerated such a