[These were mine this morning] So, in a totally different bent from Horatio’s slow march toward oblivion, here is a totally frivolous jog… How the fuck do you cook your eggs? My breakfast is quite often the runny yolk and whatever whites—cooked, not gelatinous—get scooped out along with it onto a buttered crumpet
Month: June 2015
Occasional Puzzle: Prelude to The Alex ‘n’ Andy Show
Normally this would be part of the original post (which will be ready...eventually) but I thought we needed something here to lighten the mood a little. [INT, BASEMENT] 5CHAN: [hacks into sbnation] 5CHAN: [looks up user "PhillyFan"] 5CHAN: [changes username to "FillyPhan"] 5CHAN: [changes user avatar into image of man fornicating with horse] 5CHAN: [changes blog
Horatio’s No-Good, Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Day
Not to turn in another article while doing so anyway but at about 8:00 pm my wife and I figured out that the weird noise coming from her car engine, which was driving our cats crazy, was a bird she had "hit" either today or yesterday, (time in our house
I Buried My Dog Today
Not a Natural Swordsman?
KSK Radio: 6-26-15
Sunday Gravy with yeah right. Das Ist Gut!
Balls of Steel’s AFL Beat – Round 13
Finally, the byes are completed and we are back to a full schedule of games next week. In the meantime, we got some surprises, some disappointments, and a new Carlton supporter in King Hippo! Welcome to Balls of Steel's AFL Beat! The Round started with another Thursday night match (in Australia, Wednesday
True Detective, Episode One Thoughts (Episode Two Tonight)
Kommenter Beer Barrel: By the waterside, I will rest my bones . . .
I am going to see the still-living members of the Grateful Dead* (I'm the worst, I know) with Trey Anastasio (even more terrible), the guitarist from Phish (just stop), for the next 1.5 weeks, starting tonight in San Francisco and ending next weekend in Chicago, with a recreational stop in Wisconsin (eat shit, Packers!)
Rex Ryan, Greatest … Ever!
(Interior: 69th Floor of a Manhattan high-rise building. Corner conference room with glass walls with a view of lower Manhattan) Ad Exec #1: Hey Don, you know anything about this new guy coming in? Don: Nah, Pete. Heard nothing about him. He’s supposedly on this job exchange program the NFL bigwigs dreamt
The Devil’s Advo-CAT
[INT. OFFICE, DAYTIME] TONY DUNGY: [reading newspaper] Blasphemy! Sacrilege! This shall not stand! [DOOR FLIES OPEN] JAY CUTLER: [groans] Oh Jesus. I should have known. TONY: Jay, thank you for coming. Have a seat. JAY: Goodell made me. Said I had to come here and do an interview or he'd fine me. TONY: As you know,