I was pulling half of my “Great Ram Conspiracy” out of my gigantic ass. It looks like I am not that far off. Here let’s dissect UponBlueReview’s hottest taek from SI.com.

This ENTIRE Fiasco Was A FRAME JOB Started by John Harbaugh when Tom Brady told him to “Learn the Rule Book” after The Patriots Beat them in The Divisional Game…

Harbaugh was so Pissed, he got his Team Equipment Mgr. To Email The Colts G.M. Ryan Grigson that “Baltimore Suspected The Patriots were Letting Air out of certain footballs” (with NO PROOF)

Well, that is not what the email said, also I don’t know what you are quoting here are you quoting yourself or whoever wrote that exact line on a facebook post on Tim and Sid’s page? Because If you google those words that post is all you find.

The Ravens coach was discussed only in the context that the wrong balls were used during special teams and did not imply he said anything about the Patriots were cheating. The writer says “it is well known around the league” that the Patriots deflate the balls.

Grigson then Made a Complaint to The Vice-president of Game Operations of The NFL MIKE KENSIL. Who was a Long-term Employee of The NEW YORK JETS And who’s Father was a High ranking Executive also with The NEW YORK JETS and Whom Bill Belichick had “Supposedly Pissed off many years back”…

I’m upset at not knowing that Grigson worked for the Rams ’99-’03. But what do you think Belichick did to piss off Mike Kensil and his father? Some unknown reason? Did the Grumble Lord sleep with Mike’s mom? Or was there something more? #Spygate and again with the quotes.

Kensil and Troy Vincent (A Former Philadelphia Eagles Player (who The Patriots had beaten in the 2005 SUPER BOWL) Attended The AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME And Colluded to enact a STING OPERATION where they would let The Patriots play the 1st half of the game then TEST The Footballs at Halftime. They went into The STING Believing The Patriots had and were Cheating and we’re just looking for The Reason to solidify their beliefs….

1. Vincent also played for Miami Dolphins… the conspiracy must go deeper!

2. Isn’t it just a little too convenient that two high-ranking NFL executives just happened to attend an AFC Championship. The email was dated noon the previous day how on earth did they get tickets to this event? This must be investigated.

3. This was such a deceptive sting operation. They first convinced the Patriots that they had to play a made-up game. Then had to search for the evidence afterwards rather than waste time and money on cheap hidden cameras.

When they tested the Cold, wet Footballs at Halftime and found 11/12 balls under the 12.5 minimum PSI LEVELS They believed they had “Their Smoking Gun” …Not Understanding or even knowing about “The Ideal Gas Law” and How Air Pressure goes down in Cold weather.

The Wells report made everyone an expert in physics. Look the science in the Wells report was off because the initial measurements were not even recorded and they had to make a basic assumption. Besides the smoking gun was not the physics of the balls it was the txt messages that dated back months that showed this was a common practice.

Kensil then contacted CHRIS MORTENSEN OF ESPN and leaked the “Deflate gate Story saying 11/12 Footballs were under inflated by 2 LBS…” EVEN THOUGH It was 2 PSI, Which is a MAJOR DIFFERENCE.

Or Mortenson is an idiot and tweeted wrong and can’t possibly admit to being wrong. Once again the NFL didn’t really rush to clear this up. The NFL not cleaning up a journalists mistake is equal to Brady not feeling the need to hand over his phone.

Once this entire Scandle was set in motion by (HARBAUGH/BISCIOTTI of The Ravens, GRIGSON/IRSAY of The Colts, KENSIL, former of The N.Y.JETS and VINCENT, former of The Eagles)…ROGER GOODELL Already reeling from The Disasters of The Ray Rice And Adrian Peterson Cases had No Choice but to Assist in “THE COVERUP OF THIS BOTCHED FRAME JOB” …He Hired TED WELLS (A Supposed independent investigator….Laughable) to Build a Report on Brady and #DeflateGate with No Actually Evidence and Got NFL IN-HOUSE LEGAL COUNSEL JEFFREY PASH TO EDIT WELL’S REPORT (Which was Supposedly independent?) …

I just have to say your missing Rodger Goodell also worked for the Jets. Also was the Adrian Peterson case a disaster? Besides your point about Jeffery Pash editing the Wells Report is the hint of truth in your conspiracy. That’s just bad form.

And they were ALL Hoping TOM BRADY would just knuckle under to the big bad NFL Machine and accept their RIDICULOUS 4 GAMES SUSPENSION ALONG WITH THE PENALTIES THEY CONJURED UP AGAINST THE PATRIOTS TEAM OF A $1,000,000 FINE AND THE LOSS OF A 1ST ROUND DRAFT PICK.

Yes. The grand conspiracy hinges on Tom Brady doing EXACTLY what the Patriots did? Once agin conveniently forgetting that the Patriots were deemed guilty of recording other teams defensive signals in order to get an unfair advantage. Not to mention texts messages that date back months and talk about deflating balls for multiple games  showing a history of bending and breaking rules in order ot get an unfair advantage.

THIS ENTIRE #FRAMEGATE IS DISGUSTING AND BUILT ON JEALOUSY AND HATE FOR THE SUCCESS OF THE PATRIOTS AND SPECIFICALLY BILL BELICHICK AND TOM BRADY.

Folks we have found Nat Turner!!!

Here’s the thing about conspiracy theories. They miss Occam’s Razor “the fewer assumptions that are made, the better”. Wells report was flawed and the Rodger doubled down on it. However, conspiracy theorists thrive on being the only person who can see the real issue at hand and everyone else is dumb. Conspiracy theories give the theorist power and they will latch on to that no matter what evidence you bring against them.

Funny thing is what can undo all of this is not Tom Brady’s  innocence being proven, but the court ruling on the technicality that the NFL cannot punish cheating, because players were never told they couldn’t do this. The rules about ball pressure etc. were only given to team coaches, executives, and other personnel.

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