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But in all seriousness, congratulations on a hell of a game, Denver. Your defense is terrifying, and it’s incredibly impressive to watch, especially Von Miller and DeMarcus Ware in pass rushing. Wade Phillips may be a shitty head coach, but he sure can run a defense.
I’m actually sorry Peyton’s gonna get skullfucked in the Super Bowl again. It’s a bummer too, because he really is a hell of a quarterback. Going out like this, with noodle arm and zero strength, is no fun at all. He deserved better. Knowing us, he’ll win a gazillion titles as an OC in his future. So at least he’ll find vindication that way.
Lastly, the only hope Denver has against the NFC is to not drop passes. So perhaps they should talk to Jerry Rice and/or the manager of a warehouse full of Stickum.
And stop playing Ronnie Hillman. He fucking sucks.
I need another beer.
Amazed me how when Denver rushed 3, Brady was in deep shit. Kinda counter-intuitive that rushing fewer put more pressure on him.
But oh, it was glorious seeing him get pummeled, even if Hochuli made a beeline over to help him up after practically every fucking hit.
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Apologies; this is my collage of either team’s fans reactions had the game, being that close, not gone their way.
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Two Fry’s but no Laurie?
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Did not find one exasperated enough.
I chose to not watch the late game and instead join some friends in watching the Royal Rumble. I regret nothing. For thos who care:
SPOILER ALERT
Good news: Strangely, the Pats didn’t win there either.
Bad news: It’s 2003 again.
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Ook!
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Cam Newton and the Ex-Bears look good,
/eat shit, Angelo
//so many people eating shit, you guys
The terrible turd taste test.
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Well said Maestro. The thing about football is people say it was a complete failure DESPITE BEING THE SECOND SEED, GETTING TO THE AFC CHAMPIONSHIP GAME, BLOWING THEIR DIVISION OUT OF THE WATER …..AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN. Fuck fans; they are a great team AND fun to hate.
The narrative of Bill the genius getting out genioused by country bumpkin Wade Phillips has gone quiet.
They will win that division again next year.
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Theyll also go the the AFC title game again next year. Only to lose to the OAKLAND RAI–
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Wait… waaa?
That would suck for me Donks, but it would be hilarious.
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Should I see a doctor if my Patriots Schadenfreude Erection lasts more than four hours?
No; you are good.
Or that special someone. A boner like that should be shared, apparently in adjoining outdoor tubs.
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Ronnie Hillman is the worst. Seriously, I can’t even.
/has stroke
Was he the one that per-emptively dropped every pass before it was thrown?
Or per-emptively.
Ok. This isn’t funny. Auto correct. Meet me out in the alley in 10 minutes.
That’s OK; he’s had four drops this year.
Granted not a top flight, but really? He is one back that can gash if he has running lanes; did you fucking notice how well the Pats’ runners did. The running game has been hugely inconsistant, but when the blocking is there he does well. He is the number two back on a Super Bowl team; what the fuck is wrong with you?
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Couldn’t have happened to an eviler team.
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Also, eat shit Johnny Sugar.
Amen, hallelujah
Not sure what brought this on, but agreed nonetheless.
Johnny Sugar is a pats fan and bad writer. As is our Canadian person here.
Why are you even thinking about him? Wasted effort.
Because I’m an asshole who hates stupid lazy people (including myself at times).
Well; I can hold petty, meaningless grudges too! Just ask my family! Those fuckers.
Dear Mailbag:
Eat shit, loser.
Love,
Cuntler
He’s Canadian not German
“Eat elk shit, loser.”
Fixed
Those pellets are more palatable.
Wait this didnt end in an apology? and you call yourself a canadian
Sorry to disappoint.
Hooray for the team I hate slightly less.
But FUCK YOU METEOR YOU HAD ONE JOB.
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But also fuck Fetushead.
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Also I blame your senators for the double down of angry drinking I’m doing.
You’re a Rangers fan too? I am so, so sorry.
Whose miss was worse? Gostkowski or Kevin Hayes?
We’ll call it a draw, only because I really don’t feel like going back to watch the footage over again.
I mercifully was out shoveling during the whole game. How did Hayes shank a goal?
Anderson was nowhere close to the front of the net. Puck must have rolled or something but he fanned on the first whack at it and that allowed Anderson to get some equipment back into position.
Congress! Those clowns!
The only Pats on offense that were actually professional football players were Tawmmy and Gronk. Y’all were out there with an intramural team.
Me: Brady half a season without a running game. He’s gotta be the best ever.
Them: AT CHEETIN’
This. All of this.
Well said you.
Love ya, Maestro