Commentist Beer Barrel and Open Thread: Substitute Student

make it snow is off this week. This Beer Barrel is brought to you by Moose – The End Is Well Nigh!

This is the story of a break for make it snow, and of one’s quest for enlightenment. So that is not really it; it is one weirdo’s evening at a local small brewery. The destination of this worthy quest was the Yak & Yeti; a brewpub with two other restaurant locations. The brew pub is located in an older suburban neighborhood and the clientele is mostly local with a high percentage of regulars. The head brewer studied at Siebel Institute in Chicago, Illinois and the Doemens Academy in Munich, Germany where he received his International Diploma from the World Brewing Academy; I like the sound of this. He also plays bass in a band which would seem to be an important qualification. The owner, Dol Bhattarai is from Nepal and chef schooled in India, good chefage qualifications.
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Upon entering and seating myself at the bar I was very hungry, which resulted in immediately ordering a flight of sampler brews. Let’s go ahead and get started; the Himalayan IPA has a pleasant nose, well balanced; not overly hoppy or malty. Almost mild compared to several recent IPAs tasted. Next up was Namaste Pilsner; a light and refreshing, crisp, but unremarkable, a basic American pilsner. The nose is… shit! Actually got some in my nose. I do not recommend snorting this beer. The Sherpa Porter; a very nice nutty taste, hints of oatmeal, chocolate, and roast flavors. Not sweet with a very smooth finish.

As I look around, the crowd in the afternoon appears to be mostly older locals. At this time, in comes a loud woman who backed her car in the closest space and blocked the bike rack. Now, if you are too fucking stupid to fucking back into a space properly, you shouldn’t be driving. Then this same person sits down two seats away from me, damn it. She then blew her nose with the same sound and content of a dying manatee.

Much to my relief and joy the Naan bread arrives; it smells and tastes delicious, expertly cooked in the tandoori. I am through that serving and order another within a few minutes, this time the butter and garlic. Now back to tasting; the Honey Amber is a typical light flavored ale, not sweet, but a slight hint of honey taste, now that my nostrils are cleared of their previous trauma, the nose of this is faint and pleasant. A smooth and clear finish.
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I hear the manager and cook arguing in Nepalese; I interpret this to be a good sign. Now the food arrives I ordered the Lamb Kadai, ordered “between medium and hot spicy”. Holy crap! This is so good. It is also so hot that halfway through it, I develop the hiccups, which the beertendress cures with lemon and bitters. Side note; it tasted great reheated the next day. There are two retired men playing a board dice game in the corner; I just KNOW the fat one is cheating.

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Oscuro Navidad Grand Cru is a Belgian style ale that is very good, has a complex character, a bit sour in a good way. The hostess next to the bar; farm girl thick in a natural pretty ponytail way, a sweet genuine smile that is brought about with a natural easiness, hints of lavender, appears not to have been cask aged (hardened by life’s disappointments).

The Yakety Yak Don’t Talk Bock; a really smooth, delightful bock with a light clean finish. Mild nose. The bar waitress; has a dyed blond hair experiment that doesn’t seem satisfactory to her, stacked up high. Quality arm tattoos, a very nice tall woman walk, hints of sour relationships, worn and hardened, but with bakers’ sugar smoothed edges, very polite, but with a taste of life’s disappointments underneath.

The Purnima Pale Ale; a nice hoppy with some staying power. More to my tastes with a crisp finish. The bar keep; beautiful strawberry haired, sweet, hints of pistachio, a pleasing melodic high voice, voluptuous nose of rose, attentive and sensitive to newcomers and regulars alike, impressions of honey and coriander, singing along with the background music in a light pancake syrup voice tickles one’s aural sensibilities.

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Unsurprised

Get out.

Unsurprised

Greetings from the desert.

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theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Hell….let’s make this one a double…
Last of the American Girls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HR8Ia6vyV5Q

theeWeeBabySeamus

Phil Collins – I Don’t Care Anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6PNc9KN50M

theeWeeBabySeamus

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Skwissgar is ams dick.
Nobody denies this.

Unsurprised

No no no. You jerk off while choking someone else.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto me on that.

ballsofsteelandfury

Moose, this comment will probably be eaten up by all the others, but I just wanted to say I loved the post and thanks for writing it! I’d love for you to do more!

theeWeeBabySeamus

Ditto me on this one too.

laserguru

Goddamn right.
Welcome to the disfunctional yet still fully verbose family.

Your voice is welcome here.

theeWeeBabySeamus
WCS

Unsurprised

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Is it odd that the one wearing the sneakers is most appealing to me?

Unsurprised

It’s odd that you noticed anything below the ankles.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Maybe so…maybe so.

ballsofsteelandfury

Chris Hansen gif?

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Unsurprised

Soon

theeWeeBabySeamus

Matchbox Twenty – Unwell
(Wooooooo Banjo!!!!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WziA88-n02k

WCS

theeWeeBabySeamus

What’s the term limit on TBT? I’m gonna call it 10-ish years. This fits.
Outkast – Hey Ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWgvGjAhvIw

Senor Weaselo

Rapping in 11 gets props in my book.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Philip Bailey, Phil Collins – Easy Lover
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkRKT6T0QLg

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Don T

Awesome song, crap decade.

SonOfSpam

I agree, then disagree. But I’m old, so…what are we talking about?

Senor Weaselo

For the record, I will finish this writeup that I’ll never get to post eventually. It will have neither blackjack nor hookers.

Don T

Is it about harem bingo in Vatican City?

Senor Weaselo

I wish! It’s my critique of how I almost died on Sunday.

montythisseemsstrangetome

I just KNOW the fat one is cheating.

Yeah, Andy Reid hasn’t been totally faithful to his diet.

theeWeeBabySeamus
theeWeeBabySeamus

Throwback…Tuesday? Yep. Well, technically Wednesday now. Shut up.
REM – Sitting Still
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujYO0QaJr8Q

theeWeeBabySeamus

Worry not Monty, we’ll work our way back around to the best band in history.
Just don’t overwhelm the nonbelievers just yet.

Unsurprised

Excellent #Brand placement

Don T

Damn, that place sounds fantastic. Loved the post.
I myself am aged in a sherry barrel (bound by metal rings).

BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’m proud to report that, subconsciously inspired by this post, I had Indian food for dinner tonight. It was excellent.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Indian? Yep, I could eat.
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JustStopDude

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JustStopDude

Okay, looking at the election results for today…I cannot wrap my head around the fact that Trump basically won all but a handful of districts. Cruz didn’t get shit…which just goes to show you how bias America is against candidates born in Canada and require savage rape fantasy porn to maintain an erection. Kasich continues to be a dud. Case in point, he still hasn’t gotten more delegates than fucking Rubio.

The question becomes…is Trump’s message resonating with GOP voters…or is he just less batshit crazy than what is left?

BrettFavresColonoscopy

Donald Trump is speaking to the id of the GOP

Unsurprised

That Ted Cruz, this inhuman psychopath, is getting any votes is why I hate humanity.

Senor Weaselo

Evening human beings. Happy National Pretzel Day. I had a very large pretzel and different wursts for lunch. I’ll be able to eat again sometime next week. How are all of you?

JustStopDude

YOU TAKE THAT BACK!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Or, for the opposing point of view; another manager I worked with today.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

A professional at work is a splendid thing.

Unsurprised

One of my neighbors is cooking Thai. I may just have to leave before I eat the walls.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Wow….all this time I was having masturbation fantasies about Iggy Pop?
Who Knew????
(his boobs and ass were way better in the 90s…just saying)

laserguru

Now I could make a gravy out of that!

JustStopDude

/r/sandersforpresident is HILARIOUS…

People are carefully coding language to basically call for black people to lose the right to vote because of the exit polling data.

Unsurprised

Racism on reddit. Why, I never!

JustStopDude

I just love the clueless tone these folks have, not realizing the insane shit they are saying.

I love the Westboro Baptist folks…they OWN their hate!

JustStopDude

Just got a cryptic email from work, asking if I knew about the new cranes that are suppose to go to a port in the Middle East.

http://meconstructionnews.com/uploads/post/cmme/2014/01/Khalifa-Port-Crane-2.jpg

Last time I was there, I was suppose to do six weeks…and I didn’t get my passport back for 10 months. The money is good…but dear god the UAE is a fucking shithole…

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Unsurprised

Fuck that.

Unsurprised

I, uh … Yeah.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Because I love you all, here is a video of Björk taking apart her television set.

Unsurprised

I wonder if anyone really expects the Eagles to trade Sam Bradford. No one trusts an Indian giver.

Unsurprised

I can’t believe no one has made that joke yet.

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Fantastic work Moose.

https://encrypted-tbn1.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQWFj8rpZMgOSi2mB5p5pkxUQenErA32_b3aL42UjxjCmxpmyezgQ

I also just finished a phone interview with my, now, best job prospect, and apparently it went quite well, as I’m going in on DRAFT DAY for an in person one. Time to use football as my excuse for taking the day off!

Spanky Datass

Be sure to wear your snappiest lucky suit to the in person interview!
http://images.esellerpro.com/2448/I/231/42/FDOPSOSUI0021-2_ebay.jpg

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Oh that’s the plan-eola alright.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The dress code was defined as “business casual, with an emphasis on casual,” so I assume wearing nothing butt a poncho will be fine just fine.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

EVERYBODY knows that increases productivity by 169.3%.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Good. I’m sure you will do well, just don’t stare at the crotch like I did last time.

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Unsurprised

How the Hell could she be 29-30 in that photo?

theeWeeBabySeamus

The ID looked real enough.
Do I need a lawyer?

Wakezilla

Seeing how it’s election Tuesday and Lena Dunham threatened to move to Canada (that is an act of war, right?) if Hilary doesn’t win, and on occasion, people ask why some of us do not like Hilary, I’m going to list some reasons why I can’t stand Hilary.

– Her two biggest supporters (outside Billy boy) are former general Wesley Clark, a man who advocates interning Muslims, and Haim Saban, a raging Islamophobe who has donated millions to Hillary. Despite this hatred, Hilary has never denounced them and embraces their promotion of her.

– anti-Muslim bigotry is the drive for militarism, which both the Democrats and Republicans share. As sec of state, Hillary pushed for escalating the war in Afghanistan, attempted to pressure Obama into maintaining U.S. troop presence in Iraq, voted for the Patriot Act in 2001 and again to reauthorize it in 2006, and pledged to further arm Israel while also threatening Iran.

– Hillary’s ‘send them back‘ immigration policy. It’s pretty messed up that a child escaping from extreme violence and poverty would be sent home by Clinton’s policy, but, here we are. Clinton’s position on immigration has echoed that of the Obama administration, which can now boast of deporting over 2 million people since Obama took office. One of those raids happened over Christmas, which is cold. So, so cold.

-in Honduras, she worked to legitimize the overthrow of a government that was trying to make the morning-after pill available and advance the rights of members of the LGBT community. In so doing, Clinton helped install a regime that has been killing women and men at an impressive clip. Death squads have returned to the country. She was also behind a constitutional coup in Paraguay.

-As soon as she became secretary of state, Clinton successfully pushed for the free trade agreement with Panama, despite being warned that it would make it easier for the rich to hide their money there. We now know what happened there.

-Clinton had pressured the government of Haiti into denying laborers a wage increase of $0.62/hr

– She champions herself as a feminist yet, in March 2015 it was reported that Saudi Arabia would receive nearly $30 billion worth of advanced fighter jets— a sale that was allegedly necessitated and referred to as “a top priority” by Hillary Clinton, personally. Saudi Arabia has a horrendous track record with treating women. Also, Hilary has no problem accepting Saudi donations for her campaign

-She uses Libya as an accomplishment, but, since Gaddaffi was overthrown, Libya became a breeding ground for Daesh.

-Then there’s the media, who, are either blatantly lying to get Hilary in power, or, are refusing to attack her in any true way. Either way, that makes Hilary very dangerous because nobody is really keeping her in check.

-North West (Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s kid) is older than Hilary’s public belief that marriage equality is a good thing.

TL/DR: In an election of a bunch of lying sociopaths, Hilary is the lyingest sociopath of them all, and media is letting her get away with murder. And I think it would be the same if she were in power.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I’m can’t say I’m worried about the POTUS being a lying sociopath.
Why stop now?

That being said, I know you disagree….but lesser of two evils IMHO.

King Hippo

Counterpoint: Eh, she has warts (as any politician who’s been in the arena will have), but she is competent, sane, intelligent, and well-liked by almost everyone who has ever had the chance to actually work with her (even/especially those who came into it skeptically). Obama trusts her unequivocally, and I trust him 100%.

She will also appoint progressive justices to the Supreme Court, which is what will truly decide the course of the nation for the next 25-30 years. She could be Billy Carter apart from that and I’d still vote for her.

Also, she is probably the most heavily scrutinized and criticized human being in recorded history. I have no idea where that recurrent meme comes from, but it’s “through the looking glass” stuff.

Unsurprised

She’s the most heavily-scrutinized because she keeps doing unethical and quasi-legal activities that have compromised her integrity and national security repeatedly.

Horatio Cornblower

I don’t give a shit if she did all that stuff and beats hobos to death on Thursdays. Sanders can’t win and she’d still be better than Drumpf or Cruz.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Are we bringing back HoboBeatdown Thursdays?
Wow, this is a great day.

theeWeeBabySeamus

I have mixed emotions learning that this meme really exists…
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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Well she just lost Jim Tomsula’s vote.

King Hippo

Counter-counter-point: HillyBob currently has 66.6% of teh vote in Maryland. OH NOES!!!

Unsurprised

Yeah. I live in Oregon and the last Republican to win this state was Reagan in 1980.

JustStopDude

Hence why I am voted for pure evil…

CRUZ ALL THE WAY! LET’S PUT THE ZODIAC KILLER IN THE WHITEHOUSE!!!

Beerguyrob

I think you’re still drunk off the thrill that we got rid of Harper.

If the neighbours want to shit on their porch, that’s their business. Let’s just make sure they don’t put their garbage in our can, or steal our can because there’s is too full.

Unsurprised

GODDAMN IT. I supported the Draft Clark movement and worked on that asshole’s presidential run in 2004. I was one of the original volunteers when his New Mexico office was opened, and we nearly won the state running on a shoestring. I never heard about this internment horseshit until now, and what a piece of shit. The man who led the Kosovo war has clearly gone insane.

theeWeeBabySeamus

Last one, I promise.
But Beth (Emily Kinney) might have to get equal time.
/just trynna be fair
http://n2.hk/d/attachments/day_141104/20141104_bc2a847ef1d987004197R0LL8ITJ7jtZ.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus

Could be I guess. The lighting on the face is kinda fuxored.
/still like it

theeWeeBabySeamus

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
theeWeeBabySeamus

Oh sure….like none of you knew THIS was coming (giggity)…
http://celebhealthy.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/Lauren-Cohan-CelebHealthy_com.jpg

Duchess

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Duchess

to this day I try to look down the stewardess’ shirt

theeWeeBabySeamus

Well, I’m pleased to show up and find out that my penis has been the subject of, for loss of a better term, degradation….in its absence.
http://foo.ca/wp/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/ranting-fish.jpg

theeWeeBabySeamus
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Doktor Zymm

I never knew that the thing missing in my life was a brewpub that served excellent Indian food.

King Hippo

The next morning’s shits must have been MAGNIFICENT

Spanky Datass
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Trivia Time….First Lady of San Marcos pictured above taking a beating from Cherlene was voiced by Lauren Cohan, btw (Maggie Greene of TWD).

King Hippo

HOLY SHIT. It’s even hotter now.

theeWeeBabySeamus

INORITE!?!?!?!?!?

Spanky Datass
American Pie Story

Moooooooooooose!
I appreciate the reviews of the people in the bar along with the beer.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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laserguru

MOOOSSSE!!!
Great stuff, man.

Keep this shit going. The lamb kadai looks delicious. I have an Indian place nearby that does a killer Vindaloo that this reminds me of and their naan is incredible.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I was a bit more intoxicated that time, but I remember the Vindaloo being very good.

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Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Did they have a gift shop? My place of employment has done numerous designs for them and there might still be a shirt or two kicking around there that we did.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yes, they have a swag corner; I like the logo, graphics and name. Unfortunately I have 4,352 beer T-shirts and glasses already, but I was sorely tempted to add to my collection.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Apologies for the sexist and rambling nature of this post, I wanted the feel of a pretentious Yelp review gone horribly wrong. Cheers.

Teddy's Bridge Over Troubled Water

Needs more dissatisfied bitterness. Other than that, very nice!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

The beertendress was so nice that my usual fuckoffishness was diluted.

JustStopDude

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh
BrettFavresColonoscopy

“I do not recommend snorting this”

Finally, proof that Moose isn’t actually Michael Irvin

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scotchnaut

On a scale of one to ten incomprehensible gifs, I have to give this Moose post a 3.

scotchnaut

What I’m trying to say is that I would not bang Moose.

scotchnaut

Okay, okay. I would bang Moose with WeeBabySeamus’s penis.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Appreciate a small penis for my comfort and to make him run a little side to side for contact.

theeWeeBabySeamus

How did my small….errrr….ALLEGEDLY small penis get dragged into this?
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theeWeeBabySeamus

Alternate reply:
SERPENTINE BABOU!!!!!! YOU FOX EARED ASSHOLE!!!!!
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