Pick Is In – A [DFO] 2016 Draft Challenge LIVE Results Post

So we’ve made it to the first major event of the 2016 NFL season, the first round of the draft is tonight! As we are reminded that coaches, general managers, and meddling owners are the real stars of this league, we will also use this event to be introduced to the latest class of well-dressed athletes who, in as soon as four years even, may be budding stars preparing to be training camp hold outs insisting on new contracts, early retirees, or simply journeymen professionals chasing their athletic dreams.

Remember about a month ago when the draft universe was upside-down? The top two picks, Tennessee and Cleveland, presumably pleased with their quarterback situations (because nothing says “nah, we’re good at QB” like having a top draft pick), were expected to kick off the draft with unsexy upgrades to their non-existent lines. Boltman and Ol’ Double-J would then get some screen time before perpetual top-five picker Jacksonville would bring aboard someone with high upside who won’t make it to the preseason without getting an injury that will land him on the season-ending IR. Also, the P*triot’s didn’t have a first round pick because they had tampered with game balls and got caught. But that didn’t matter because, with Tom Brady for 16 weeks, this team didn’t need a first round pick to get off to a hot start.

Well, now our draft universe is upside-down for other reasons. The Los Angeles Rams of Raider Nation announced that their “philosophy has always been to build through the draft” before sending six of their first seven picks over the next two years to Tennessee in exchange for the right to pick first tonight. Who will they take? Well, RAMIT insiders haven’t decided yet. Not to be outdone — by LA or their previous regime — the Philadelphia Eagles gave up eight picks to earn the right to draft whoever gets rejected by the guys who assembled a 2015 QB depth chart of Nick Foles, Case Keenum, and Sean Mannion. Laremy Tunsil, the projected top pick before Tennessee traded down, is set to lose at least $1.5 million on his rookie contract as a result of these trades. Also, the P*triot’s still don’t have a first round pick because they had tampered with game balls and got caught. Also, they lost Tom Brady for the first four weeks of the season, including their Sunday Night Football home opener where Chris and Al will have to talk about Brady being out because he’s a cheater even though they don’t want to talk about Brady’s history of cheating.

Now, for everyone who submitted on Pick Is In, tonight is also judgement day for you. That’s right, click below to open the official [DFO] Draft Challenge Prediction Board, turn on the television, and get ready to weep.
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King Hippo

And I thought the whole point of TN trading down was that they didn’t really need any one thing (including a tackle) that badly. But they DID need volume and depth. Fucking morons.

Doktor Zymm

So…this Tunsil thing, do teams really think he’s dumb enough to post a smoking photo on his Twitterz right before the draft, or did they all just suddenly realize that you can’t spell “Turnstile” without “Tunsil” ?

Horatio Cornblower

I used the joke in my draft preview. You now owe me your stock options. Or $12, whichever is easier.

/pretty sure I stole that from someone else.

makeitsnowondem

I assume this joke has been made by literally everyone.

makeitsnowondem

EVERY ONE OF THESE PLAYERS HAS SMOKED WEED YOU IDIOTS. EVERY. ONE.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

JJ Watt thinks that’s fighting words.

King Hippo

Here’s teh thing, snow. Elway has already proven HE understands this. I’m getting excited.

makeitsnowondem

Oh me too man. I want this so bad.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

PROBABLY TODAY

LeighAnne

The ancients of the NFL don’t understand that the millennials, as a generation, don’t give a damn about: 1) marijuana usage, and 2) sexual preference.

I hope the NFL goes uncapped, so I can see Dan Synder spend $400 million on his lineup and still go 5-11.

Doktor Zymm

5-11? You optimist!

Covalent Blonde

Do you think Berman has to pay for extra luggage with the satchels under his eyes?

Horatio Cornblower

It’s where he keeps his Canadian “aspirin.”

Duchess

Ladies and Gents. Can we all at least take pleasure in the fact that the dumb Steve Austin “What?” chant has died.

Spur

Jets are gonna get Tunsil

theeWeeBabySeamus

But…but…Paxton

Horatio Cornblower

Kids, I just finished work for the evening and am now adding beer to the dick-jokery.

Prepare to be amazed.

King Hippo

Titans trade up to get a tackle that would almost surely be there at 15. And paid a FUCKING FORTUNE to do so.

LeighAnne

The disturbing part of this is, the Browns appear to be making smart trade moves. THE BROWNS.

Horatio Cornblower

Cleveland is gonna get Tunsil, which will be fucking HILARIOUS.

Covalent Blonde

Pretty sure that’s how the Titans stay the Titans

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Dear Laremy Tunsil,

FUCK YOU.

Sincerely,

The NFL

LeighAnne

Titans draft someone who will keep Mariota alive for at least another season or two.

WCS

Well, Don T still gets a terrific o-lineman.

SonOfSpam

“Laremy smoked some grass todaaaaaaay”

http://fansided.com/files/2016/01/pearljamjeremyvideo.jpg

Doktor Zymm

I would be really entertained if the Browns just trade away all of their draft picks this year

theeWeeBabySeamus

LMFAO….Tunsil went Cheech and Chong on his twitter acct.
Rich Eisen you bastard…..That’s awesome.

SonOfSpam

The last DeForest to end up in San Francisco saved whales or whatever the stupid plot was.

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The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Do not speak ill of star trek IV

SonOfSpam

Sorry. Spock looked glorious.

Moonbatting Average

CHAOS

Horatio Cornblower

Oh heavens, a football player smokes marijuana! Ah do declare, ah have the vapors!

Unsurprised

I’m too depressed to enjoy the schadenfreude of this shitshow or even jerk off to porn.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

wow.

Moonbatting Average

DONT GO INTO THE LIGHT

Covalent Blonde

Soooo… Tebow?

Spur

Great my satellite is out. It’s actually raining in Vegas for once.

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

nfl.com

Spur

TV on the Internets? Isn’t that illegal?

Unsurprised

Dark omen

Smithchez

TRAAAIIIIIDDD

WCS

Holy piss, Don T, you might get Tunsil after all.

Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

“Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack quack! “

makeitsnowondem

Can’t imagine how this happened.

Covalent Blonde

And just like that, Kelly already starts to fuck me…

scotchnaut

WCS

Chip takes an Oregon guy. Finish your drink.

King Hippo

played foar Oregon ,, one of the good ones

Oregon? Well colored me shocked.

Doktor Zymm

Look at Chip Kelley reinventing himself!

King Hippo

I repeat:

played foar Oregon ,, one of the good ones

The Mighty Feklahr

@CecilHurt 3m3 minutes ago

I can understand why the Ravens were nervous about a video.

King Hippo

What is the most fucked up Aryan pick the former Tomsulas could make here? Paxton??

Covalent Blonde

Fuck. My. Life

makeitsnowondem

This Tunsil story is the dumbest fucking thing.

Covalent Blonde

I nearly killed fifteen people flying through traffic to get home for this shit!

King Hippo

your pick is IN!!

Beastmode Ate My Baby

If they were Niner fans, I see no problem.

Covalent Blonde

Hahaha…..awwww.

Spur

Jon Gruden urges today’s youth to get rid of their Twitter accounts.

Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

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JustStopDude

It was a hacked twitter account…featuring an old video….from high school…

I give my parole officer more coherent excuses…

WCS
indieguy

that reminds me the new ep is on tonight

Doktor Zymm

Aww, look at them talking about the Twitters

WCS
The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

Bosa sounds like such a goddamned meathead

Horatio Cornblower

Oh Christ the Cowboys are gonna get Tunsil in the second round aren’t they?

scotchnaut

I was hoping they’d get Zika Virus in the 2nd.

/fingers crossed

Doktor Zymm

I really hope the [*Redacted] s don’t end up taking Myles Jack and RG3ing him.

King Hippo

If Laremy drops to 31, I surely hope the Donks still take him.

Spur

Tunsil is sliding because he’s a bonehead

ThursdaySkyGoddess

But my Twitter account was totes haxx0red!

WCS

5Channed again!

Brocky

Hey, remember the last tackle the Ravens took in the first round? Didn’t he have a movie or something

Brocky

Hahaha good one.

Moonbatting Average

How bad is Deon Sanders? Answer: I’m watching ESPN to stay sane

scotchnaut

Really? It was nice knowing you…

BrettFavresColonoscopy

So many comments! New draft prediction: we’re gonna break the site

LeighAnne

Other things the Ravens look for in a tackle: Does not own a marijuana mask.

herodotus450

2. If there’s an ‘h’ in his name, it better be silent.

scotchnaut

Ronnie Stanley is a dancing bear?

The Right Reverend Electric Mayhem

I would watch that

King Hippo

Sigh, with Stanley to not-Bears my entry is officially dead. Fucking Laremy.

Christ, Brian Kelly. How much crack do you do in the offseason?

Brocky

Self righteous notre dame fans defending a player on the Ravens?

This’ll be fun

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