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Whoopsie-doodle. Looks like no one volunteered for tonight, so here’s a quarter-assed fill-in right quick.

I spent today driving wifey to work, various doctor’s appointments, picking the wifey back up, filling new prescriptions, getting a much needed haircut, installing my parents’ third printer since September (seriously, guys?!), picking up said scripts, and scrambling home in time for Game 7 of Sharks-Preds. It’s another Game 7, and it can’t be as lousy as last night’s, right? RIGHT?!

Anyway, there’s also NBA playoffs, and Archer at 22:00 EST/21:00 DFO.

Also, I’m feeling better today than I have since last Saturday, so progress!

Mmm… benzos…
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Unsurprised

I need to get my shit together. I’m not doing shit since I got back and it’s quickly becoming harmful.

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WCS

I think Pekke Rinne could use a hug.

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The Maestro

And a drink.

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Covalent Blonde

I didn’t know a Game 7 could get me aroused….

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Horatio Cornblower

Jesus Christ, how old is Joe Thornton anyway? Because he looks about a million and six.

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The Maestro

You’re only 999970 years off, actually.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Shit. I would have liked to look that young at that age.

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Horatio Cornblower

Those dead eyes, that thousand yard stare. This is a man who has seen far too much of Boston and can never, ever forget it.

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Unsurprised

Jeez

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Covalent Blonde

Yeah, his Canadian Flag of a beard isn’t helping things. He and Marleau go for phosphates at the malt shop, I can tell you that much.

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laserguru

I truly am feeling alright this night.
Since I’m off the meds now might be a good time for….

SHOTS!!!!!

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WCS

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A box, damn you! A box!

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Covalent Blonde

Feeling like the Sharks might not Shark tonight

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The Maestro

Who thinks the Preds are gonna come back to win this one?

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Unsurprised

This is too large (pixel-wise, it’s 620×800) for me to comfortably post.

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Horatio Cornblower

She has the breasts of a young Horatio Cornblower.

Good luck with that image fuckers!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Jesus! How fucking fat were you?

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Horatio Cornblower

135.

But I was 2′ tall.

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Unsurprised

My tits were bigger than hers back then. They were bigger when I was a sophomore in high school.

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The Maestro

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Unsurprised

Low man wins, so she’s got that going for her.

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Covalent Blonde

As a climber, this is my FAVORITE commercial. Well done Tin Cup. Who doesn’t want a Korean War-era backpack to match their space age boots?

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Horatio Cornblower

I wanna see them get down after they drink all that whiskey.

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The Maestro

As I said before, I’d listen to what Chloe was saying regardless, but the revolver is certainly enhancing the argument, really.

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Unsurprised

I have no recollection of that scene or that movie, Senator.

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King Hippo

having not watched much of this series, I am finding it hard to comprehend how it went 5, let alone 7

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Covalent Blonde

Smashville has really held there own. Normally their goalie doesn’t head down to middle ice, too.

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WCS

I’m still on a self-imposed alcohol stand-down, especially since I’m feeling far better this evening and night than I have since last Saturday, and if I’m at the tail end of this, I’m not going to push anything. Plenty of Vitamin X, though!

Also, tomorrow is my Legend of Zelda nerd hangout, so I can be a drunken idiot both there and here!

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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blaxabbath

How do you do a LoZ hangout? It’s not multi-player.

Or are you going to the symphony? It’s awesome. I’m going when it comes back through this Nov.

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WCS

A bunch of us nerds are Skyping across the globe at the same time.

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Covalent Blonde

Here, you seem to not appreciate the Shark Week, but I would be willing to bet that San Jose represents a statistically not insignificant portion of your nerd friends.

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The Maestro

I’m surprised crocheted sweaters aren’t making more of a comeback these days.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Also like crotch-ed shorts too, also.

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Horatio Cornblower

I’m no hockey coach but if I were Nashville I maybe wouldn’t follow Dallas’s plan from last night.

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Should I preemptively declare that my back is too sore to work out tomorrow and get drunk instead?

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The Maestro

Yes

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Horatio Cornblower

This is a trick question right?

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blaxabbath

Guess we aren’t concerned about gainz around here anymore.

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Unsurprised

Finally, I can make a proper version of this:

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Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Are they hosting those locally at frinkiac? There’s no way that will last…

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Doktor Zymm

They appear to be hosted on imagebam

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Unsurprised

No. I’m downloading them and re-hosting on imagebam (since imgur is borken).

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WCS

Tonight’s Archer was absolutely great. This season has been nothing short of wonderful.

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Horatio Cornblower

One of their best shows. “Gluella d’Ville” “No one cares about Doonesbury” etc., etc.

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King Hippo

I eagerly await morning coffee with it. Can’t keep up with all the references with nighttime brain.

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Horatio Cornblower

You’ll need to watch this one multiple times.

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blaxabbath

Rec league soccer final tonight. We bounced the undefeated team (we lost to them on a gimmie goal during the season) last week as the 3-seed and are taking on the 4-seed for the championship. I’m guessing NBC is glad they didn’t pony up $40million for broadcast rights to our league.

Also, embarrassingly, I finally decided it was time to change the AC filter since we’re gonna need to turn it on any minute now. I knew it was way overdue but had to shake my gd head to pop off the cover and find that it’s a reusable filter.

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Gratliff

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All of my Simpsons references are going to be 15+ years old.

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blaxabbath

Remember when Darlene was the cool next door neighbor that Bart had a crush on?

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ballsofsteelandfury

EVERYONE! Don’t forget to enter our AFL “Tipping” pool! It’s a free gambling on a sport you never see except late at night when you are drunk! Do I really need to sell it any more?!?

Here is the link:

http://www.footytips.com.au/competitions/?ff=settings&competitionId=401652

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ballsofsteelandfury

The first game of this Round starts tomorrow morning, so join tonight!!

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blaxabbath

I did my tips for this week.

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Horatio Cornblower

Is she 18 yet? I need to know for…reasons.

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Unsurprised

She’s 19.

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Gratliff

I need to replace my old Woot! “The Raven” shirt one of these days.
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blaxabbath

I got that shirt!

Why the hell are my Woot! shirts (also got the Harry Potter house mascots one) the most durable ones in my drawer?

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The Maestro

I don’t know if the animal skin is legal, but considering how cold the Spurs’ shooting is right now, they could probably use it.

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Unsurprised

This is the human look Mr. Ed would’ve given when they made him talk.

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Unsurprised

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WCS

It’s a damn good thing next week is Finals Week, because there’s no in piss I’m going to do ANYTHING besides make Frinkiac .gifs.

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Gratliff

Shea Weber is throwing the series.

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Gratliff

San Jose positioning themselves nicely to get swept in the finals.

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WCS

Oh, man, the Sharks are gonna Shark so badly.

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King Hippo

You serious want Covalent to pull your testicles out through your throat before you even see your spawn get hatched??

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Doktor Zymm

Today was a long day at work. I like to get in early so I can leave early. However, when most of the people on your team, including your boss, all like to come in late and leave late, this can occasionally lead to working 10 hour days at late notice. On the plus side, I can totally work a half day tomorrow!

Also, when I got home I had two packages. One contains the adapter I need to finally mount my fancy ceiling fan! Since my building is a pre-1920’s building, it used to have gas fixtures, or possibly (or actually probably, given the wiring setup) combination gas/electric fixtures called gasoliers. As a result, the old gas pipe extends down through the outlet box (which is modern and rated for fans) and about an inch past the ceiling, so I need to extend the outlet box. Turns out that these old pipe systems are pretty awesome. They’re generally rock solid, to the point where you can just screw a 70 lb chandelier onto the end and it’s installed. In some places they’re still a part of the active gas lines for the house. That’s not the case with mine, as it’s uncapped and you can look up it, so hooray for learning about history and hooray for history not blowing me up!

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laserguru

I am still totally floored by the fact that you do your own electrical.

You’re a goddess Frau Doktor.

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The Maestro

As much as the ad for Neighbors 2 is driving me up the fucking wall these days, I honestly still think I’d do whatever Chloe Moretz asked me to do for her.

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For. To. Whatever, really.

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Unsurprised

I had to explain to my brother, who has met her, that she’s the blonde on all of the Neighbors 2 billboards around L.A. because they’ve photoshopped her face so much.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

She looks way better in the “natural” shot IMO. Like movies or red carpet when they don’t pull that shit.

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Unsurprised

That’s true of most famous people.

My bigger concern is that like most actors, especially former child actors, she is really short.

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King Hippo

I want Elizabeth Warren to be HillyBob’s Veep, because between her and Obama trolling Trump from now to November, his fucking head may just explode.

And I want to see what his hair does in that moment. SCIENCE!

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Unsurprised

She would troll Trump and kick ass at it. Hillary is just a weird shillbot. Though to her credit she’s like the T-1000 of shilling compared to Peyton’s T-800. So she’s got that going for her.

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King Hippo

at least the software upgrade is “less rapey”

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Unsurprised

Only Bill got that software. She only got the helper extension.

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Horatio Cornblower

Two women on the same ticket? You have far more faith in America than I do.

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WCS

Oh, Dear Lord, The Frinkiac lets you make .gifs now.

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Gratliff

Oh, hours will be lost

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Brocky

Evening Gents.

http://s32.postimg.org/m01u1hrph/bov_JLUj.gif

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Gratliff

That was good hockeying there.

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Gratliff

Nashville wins the cup this year, right? They have like 12 fans. It feels right.

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The Maestro

In case anyone’s watching wood football instead of ice football, the Spurs scored 31 points in the first half.

That is the worst half they’ve had in the entire history of the franchise.

Honestly, I’m shocked by this. I really am.

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litre_cola

Litre Cola’s day.

1. Employee freaks out in front of other employees about scents in the workplace. Screams at management that we would never understand and wants day off for free. No.
2. Employee tells me that he thinks that the “wild” fires in Fort McMurray we caused by oil companies to raise the price of oil. No.
3. Delivery person gets in to fistfight with customer at customer’s business and threw the delivery at them.
Will any have any time lost or discipline? No. They work for a union for the government.

4. Doug Pederson compared Carson Wentz to himself.

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WCS

I thought Canadians were calm, laid-back people?

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litre_cola

Not for a civil service my friend. This is why I bartend on weekends, as it is calming for me compared to the craziness of day to day.

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Unsurprised

Nah. Fracking just made Fort McMurray seismically unstable.

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Horatio Cornblower

What was the delivery that was thrown at the customer? I feel like I really need to know this.

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Old School Zero

Everybody needs to watch this–it’s even football related!

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Unsurprised

That’s even weirder than the Japanese game shows I’m used to seeing.

Though in both cases, boxes are getting pounded.

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laserguru

I finally got around to watching Kingsman The Secret Service and I just have to say…

That was fun as fuck.

I’m a sucker for gratuitous violence.

When is the next one out?

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WCS

I dunno, but, the chick with the sword for a leg is going to be the next Mummy. WCS’s spank bank is going to need to open another branch or six.

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Unsurprised

Next year. Channing Tatum’s going to be in it, so I wouldn’t expect it to become any more serious.

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King Hippo

who scores first – Left Shark, Right Shark, or the less-mentioned Middle Shark?

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The Maestro

My bet is on Brent “Back Shark” Burns, personally.

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WCS

Trick question. Both Left and Right Sharks take turns scoring on Middle Shark, until Middle Shark empties it’s blowhole.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Aaron Rodgers is a BIG fan of the beer that I’m drinking right now.

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WCS

Six minutes in, and this is already better than last night’s prison raping.

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The Maestro

Well it’s about FUCKING TIME someone put together an open thread god damnit! The quality of this site is gonna kill our writer share values waaaaay below $12.

/Is sitting on his ass drinking beers

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