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Your “Why Can’t I Quit You?!” Tuesday Evening Open Thread

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NFL Notes:

  • Branden Albert now wants to unretire & play for the Jags.
    • News he might have to repay a $3.4 million signing bonus will do that to a fella.
    • Jags management instead are keeping him on the “reserve/retired” list, having moved him over from the more vague “left team” list”.
      • Also, their 2017 first-round pick was used on Albert’s position, so he had no bargaining power to force a new deal.
  • Sheldon Richardson keeps taking shots at Brandon Marshall like a spurned lover.

“That whole situation was sticky because we lose and he did little things that were drama queenish…[snip] If he can’t come out to the media and tell them what he did and how he actually quit on this team well before the season was over, well that’s all in itself.”

  • Jay Cutler will not play in the Dolphins first pre-season game versus the Falcons, as he gets used to fumbling snaps under a different center.
    • Although his 51-51 record with the Bears makes him more of a Jeff Fisher guy, Cutler enjoyed his career best QBR in 2015 under Gase.
  • One-third of the Titans is up for sale, as Bud Adams’ daughter Susie Adams Smith is selling her stake in KSA Industries, which includes one-third ownership of the Titans.
    • The League, the Adams family, and Goldman Sachs are “adamant” that this 1/3 does not provide a pathway to control of the franchise.
Unless you are willing to play along.

Finally, Spike Lee has announced he is promoting a rally for Colin Kaepernick on August 23rd. Because nothing makes you look more like a unifying influence on an organization than Spike Lee.

  • The “He Got (No) Game)” rally will be held outside NFL HQ at 345 Park Avenue.
  • Officially “a number” of civil rights groups are the ones doing the organizing. Because nothing says “sanctioned event” like spelling the guy you support’s name wrong.

There has been no response from the League, save the Ravens still really, probably, possibly kinda just maybe considering Kaep to back up Flacco in case His Eliteness is unable to start the season.

Tonight’s sports:

  • Beisbol:
    • MLB:
      • Yankees at Blue Jays – 7:00PM | Sportsnet
      • Cardinals at Royals – 8:00PM | FS1
    • Little League Baseball:
      • Southwest Regional semifinal – 8:00PM | ESPN2
  • Lucha:
    • WWE SmackDown – 8:00PM | USA / Sportsnet360

As an FYI, NFL pre-season games will not get their own dedicated Open Threads, mostly due to scattered regional coverage. Plus, ONLY REAL GAMES GET REAL ANALYSIS.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Col. Duke LaCross

Jameis’ grandpa is George Jefferson?!

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litre_cola

For real?

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Col. Duke LaCross

He was showing off his family portraits. The resemblance was uncanny.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I honestly thought it was some weird “Mike Evans Joke”
(Lionel Jefferson was played by an actor named Mike Evans…why I remember this I do not know, but that’s where I thought your were heading)

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JerBear50

Brother-in-law to Florida Evans?

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litre_cola

Colonel your avatar is a lolphin now. Thoughts?

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theeWeeBabySeamus

3rd biggest annoyance in baseball for me? Popping up a bunt on a squeeze play.
Fortunately, the Angels fucked that one up.
Sadly, it was a safety so no double up.

But both of these teams need to die in a fire. Jeebus this is an ugly game.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Well fuck. You give Anaheim this many 2nd chances and well…..
At least I can masturbate early tonight.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Also….fuck Mike Trout.
Sorry, it had to be said.

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Mr. Ayo

A little respect, please. At least they aren’t losing to fucking Oakland.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I respect his abilities.
I think he’s as much of a douchebag as Bryce Harper, however.

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Mr. Ayo

No way. Harper is a far bigger douche. Just look at his stupid hair flop on that diving play in the all star game.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Fair point.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

And please give us Nelson Cruz back, k thx.

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Mr. Ayo

NEVER! I loved that guy since his TEX days.
Don’t know how he hasn’t failed a drug test, but I’m not asking questions.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

We’ll give you Ubaldo and shitty pitcher to be named later?

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Mr. Ayo

Bill Bavasi just got a hard on somewhere.

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Senor Weaselo

I wanted to be clever one semester with one of my chamber groups and we were trying to play the whole piece instead of just a movement, and I would have tried to make a Mike Trout Quintet photoshop.

Yeah, that was the punchline.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HwbWvGtaZGo

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Brick Meathook

If there’s an unfunny quintet joke, I haven’t heard it.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Not fun anymore again.
Same dumbfuck makes another baserunning mistake, out at third.

I need moar freezer vodka.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Hey, during commercial break, Pujols and Scioscia both get tossed.
Now it’s fun again…lol.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

The only thing that bugs me more than a bases loaded walk, is a shitty baserunning mistake with none away and 2 in scoring position. And couldn’t even semi-fix it by putting on the brakes and getting caught in a rundown to let the runners advance.

No wonder I hate this team.

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Mr. Ayo

But, Ubaldo is BACK!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Yeah, OK.

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King Hippo

“my ass is like a tube of circus peanuts”

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U_GzGsHSDqY

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litre_cola

Any of you who get redzone should rejoice. We here in Canadia can no longer get it from our cable provider. Sunday Ticket you say? Nope, can’t get that either. http://www.dazn.com has bought the rights to both. It is web based and cheap they say. The netflix of sports watching. Ok, what’s the catch? It doesn’t operate on all smart tv’s and THERE IS A 5 MINUTE DELAY!!!! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??? THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS. A 5 minute delay completely kills the use of redzone, of watching your FF team live. Fuck this is fucking awful.

apologies for the rant.

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King Hippo

That is some Grade A maple-flavoured moose shite right there. Should bring down the government, if ya ask me.

/only mildly exaggerating, this would keep me from moving there

//5-minute delay, my honky ass

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Unsurprised

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Romonobyl

“I’M A TOMBSTONE COWBOOOOOOOOY…”

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JerBear50

Guh. I hope the tributes end soon. Really, really soon.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Oy frigging vey….

https://twitter.com/i/moments/895000975764856832

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Unsurprised

Fat fucking loser.

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King Hippo

President Stuart Smalley. But also mentally challenged. And batshit fucking insane. With a teeny tiny orange penis.

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Senor Weaselo

So… we’re all gonna die?

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The best part about Trump’s dumbshit comments about North Korea is that apparently nobody in South Korea thinks they mean shit.

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Unsurprised

Well, Seoul would be the first to be destroyed. They can’t care because they know if anything ever goes down, they’re already dead.

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It seems the common take is that Kim Jong Un is some unhinged maniac because all dictators have to be and not that he might recognize Trump as the gibbering spineless dipshit we all see him as.

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Unsurprised

Hmmm. That makes sense. The common take tends to be the dumbest because most people are stupid.

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I guess I’m baffled people admit they have no idea how North Korea will respond but assume they’ll just fire off their missiles on a whim. Even our dumbfuck president won’t do that.

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JerBear50

I’m not convinced Jong Un wouldn’t order it, but I would guess China has more than enough ears in place to get word of a launch before it actually happens. There’s no chance they would risk stability in the region out of loyalty to him. They’ll disappear that little fucker in a heartbeat if they need to.

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Unsurprised

This same faith in The System is why I didn’t think Trump would win the election.

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JerBear50

Maybe I’m naive, but I’m still banking on the CPC to be a tad more protectionist than the GOP.

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Unsurprised

Actually, I was banking my hopes on the PLA and Saudis wanting Hillary in the White House more than they wanted Russia’s useful idiot.

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Unsurprised

“Soccer’s safer, they said”

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Romonobyl

Reminds me of watching my son being delivered.

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Yeah, vaginas, right!

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King Hippo

I really appreciate just how shitty the Kansas City Royals are. The fucking Most Glorious el beisbol Cradinals are actually going to somehow claw to a game over .500 by playing this collective prolapsed asshole.

COME DEFEND YOUR PPL, OTTO MAN!!

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Shogun Marcus

The number you have dialed is no longer in service. Please check the number and try your rant again.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Those poor KC bastards got swept by Baltimore recently.
You know it’s bad when….

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Guh, Fucking Cubs.

There is no joy left to be had in the world. It’s all gone, evaporated into the aether.

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JerBear50

Fuck. 3-0 in the first, I just naturally assumed it was a Lackey start. Now I’m actually disappointed.

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Unsurprised

Anyway, I was looking for this after Senor Weaselo posted a gif of the wind calling Jerry a loser from the end of s3e1.

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I wanted to make gifs from GoT and R&M, but I just can’t care. I’ve been super depressed all day but really it’s just a stupid waste of time.

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JerBear50

Gifs or life?

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Unsurprised

Yes

You know, Ted Kaczynski really was a genius.

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Unsurprised

I guess someone linked this to reddit or something because most of these gifs have 2-3 views. This one has 4,782.

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Romonobyl

Most Reddit fanboys would be more interested in the colonoscopy part than the gif itself.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

I’ve never been prouder

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Joe West’s neck fat: (jiggles)

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Unsurprised

My favorite MLP clip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA

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LemonJello

I read that as “MLB clip” and was pretty damned confused…

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Why did I arbitrarily pick the night I’m making a BOLTMAN Photoshop to try and take a night off from alcohol?

I don’t think this is going to work out…

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LemonJello

“YOU ARE NOT SUFFICIENTLY PREPARED TO CALL DOWN THE DREAD DARK LORD!”
/Lightning flashes, shredding guitar wails in the distance
//Pelvic thrust
STOMP STOMP CLAP

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

I didn’t make it. As soon as I had to start going through images of Spanos’ mug, I was compelled to rage drink.

Thursday!

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Someone commented on the WYTS for the Chargers than all of the Charger fans he knows have a hate he hasn’t seen before. He referred to it as a cold, rational hate of people who will genuinely walk away from the team for good.

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

Dean Spanos did the ONE THING he couldn’t do. Hell, I’m teetering towards walking away from the NFL for good because of this.

I sincerely hope that he and his entire family get hit repeatedly by a fleet of slow-moving interstate buses.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

/parks bus in front of LCSS’ house
//leaves the keys inside
///runs

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Redshirt

Since when did the batter box represent the outer edge of the Strike Zone?

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Mr. Ayo

Are we still talking about Joe West?

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Redshirt

I don’t think so. I think this is another asshole.

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Senor Weaselo

So, Angel Hernandez?

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JerBear50

As far as Joe West is concerned you’re talking about Joe West because everyone is talking about Joe West because Joe West is important and Joe West Joe West Joe West Joe West.

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Redshirt

When I become Evil Overlord of the World:

Every baseball player who tries to hit the ball a literal mile just because you represent the tying run will be forced to act as baseball tees in an inner city game. It will allow disadvantaged kids the chance to play the game and it will teach them to play to the strengths and not be Casey Jones. Sometimes a single is a good thing.

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JerBear50

You know, that notion just crossed my mind.

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LemonJello

You are not, by chance, driving a train, are you?

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JerBear50

Gonna have to decline on the piss test I’m afraid. Come back in three days.

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Spanky Datass

… you betta watch your speed.

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JerBear50

Watch your speed, but also do not stop on tracks.

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SonOfSpam

Aaron Rodgers isn’t sure why. but he really likes the title of this post.

Trent Green isn’t sure why, but he has a sock on his right hand.

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Redshirt

Wow. A referee was punished for something! Its in some weird cricket-variant kind of game, but wow.

https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/umpire-joe-west-reportedly-suspended-three-games-for-adrian-beltre-comments/

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Low Commander of the Super Soldiers

West to Beltre:

“You may be a great ballplayer, but you’re the worst umpire in the league. You stink.”

I believe that’s refereed to as: the pot calling the kettle Joe West.

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Senor Weaselo

Joe West: Bigger embarrassment to baseball or to music?

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King Hippo

yes

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Senor Weaselo

This was the only acceptable answer.

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Redshirt

Uh oh. The Gypsy Curse missed Mike Brown and hit the wrong guy. Sorry, Marvin.

http://www.cincinnati.com/story/sports/nfl/bengals/2017/08/08/cincinnati-bengals-head-coach-marvin-lewis-misses-practice/550141001/

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Redshirt

The Special Team Coordinator is the Backup Head Coach?! Only the Bengals…

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WCS

The Jets’ back-up head coach is an empty bottle of scotch Joe Namath left in the locker room.

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SonOfSpam

Well, he ain’t gonna leave a full bottle.

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LemonJello

Did he want to kiss it at some point?

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Redshirt

Too soon, LemonJello. Too soon.

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King Hippo

MOAR Patton Oswalt as we all wait to die a fiery death (skip ahead like 3-4 mins to the orgy part if impatient, it’s pee your pants funny):

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SvbiGp_Evgo

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Unsurprised

The Rats bit was my mother’s favorite stand-up routine along with David Cross’s “Answer your telephone” while drunk in Kansas City bit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQzY9TJzeAs

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Unsurprised

This was the funniest part of today’s Bengals WYTS

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THE BIG NIP

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litre_cola

“sounds about right” – B. Parcells

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Redshirt

Its also helps that the Stadium was funded by the dead kid’s grandfather, founder of the biggest company in the city and one of the biggest in the nation.

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Brick Meathook

Today I rode on an elevator in Los Angeles with an elevator operator. I mean this was a fully manual elevator where he opened/shut both the outer doors and the inner cage and locked them by hand and he used a quadrant lever to drive it and had to align the floors by eye. The elevator was installed in the 1920’s, and he has been the operator for 41 years. Here a photo:
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WCS

So that’s where Woodhouse disappeared to.

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King Hippo

“It’s gonna be an itchy, itchy weekend”

/having tried to stupidly kick the dragon once, I even know what that feels like, tis very accurate!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

GILF Cam, anyone? No? Just me then, OK.

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King Hippo

/shudder ain’t nobody want see DAT

//also hope none of my chilluns had any prom night dumpster babies yet

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Gratliff

So how many families did he build and murder?

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SonOfSpam

“Wow, 41 years! How do you like your job, sir?”

“Eh, has its ups and downs.”

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Redshirt

Okay, I read the Why Your Team Sucks: Bengals Edition and while I think Andy Dalton got trashed too harshly (he played good without Sanu and Jones, Green for half a year, and Eifert and Bernard for a quarter of a year. Plus its kind of hard to judge him as choking in playoffs when he didn’t play in the Steelers game because he was hurt AND when he was playing he was playing at MVP levels.)

As for the rest, I’m reminded of an old Malcolm in the Middle joke where the main kid characters aren’t invited to a party so they confront the person and they snap and scream “WHY DON’T YOU LIKE US?!” only to have the scene cut to them walking away calm and saying they raised some valid points.

Dalton got judged too much, and the feeling is mutual between Cincinnati and Ohio (we’re Appalachian South, they’re Midwest). As for the rest: they raised some valid points.

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WCS

“O.J. Simpson murdered people, went through a lengthy trial, was acquitted, was sued, committed armed robbery, was convicted, went to prison for nine years, and has been paroled, all in the time since the Bengals last won a damn playoff game. He’ll probably do all of those things again before this team wins a playoff game.”

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Redshirt

My favorite was the guy that shocked his fiancé over his reaction to the Steeler loss. That was me and my friends. We spent 20 minutes after the game still trying to figure out what hit us over the head with a two-by-four. By the time I got home, I was screaming in my car so loud to no one, I nearly lost my voice. I was that pissed.

I still can’t watch replays of the game. I turn it off when they get to the play with Burfict hit. I’m not ready to see that again. Maybe ever.

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Unsurprised

This is where WYTS gets good. Teams like the Browns, Liouns, Jest – their fans have hit Step 5: Acceptance in that they know their teams suck and won’t ever win much. But now we’ve gotten to teams that are good enough to almost make the playoffs or always lose in the first round. And that’s where the heartbreak on their part and schadenfreude on my part gets really good because the frustration is genuinely painful, e.g. all the gnashing of teeth and wailing over that playoff loss to Pittsburgh.

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A great aspect of this series is that you get a good feel for the peculiar quirks and miseries of each fan base. Truly, each of us hates our team in a unique way.

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Redshirt

In our defense, this was like if the Scut the Bully got up in “A Christmas Story” and ripped out Ralphie’s eye. We someone exorcised the Steelers and Playoff Curse with the Referee’s against us (RE: How this wasn’t Helmet to Helmet or Spearing I’ll never know).comment image

If your not emotionally crippled by that kind of loss, than you are not a real fan.

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

Who’s excited to go furniture shopping and then pick up a friend at the airport?

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Gratliff

For your safety, I hope you’re getting an old school desk.

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LemonJello

/Looks around empty apartment
Well it sure as shit isn’t me.

Wait, Trent Green wants to know if it’s him?

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litre_cola

I am happier being at my inlaws. Thanks.

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Don T

All I ask is to defer nuclear fallout until the Titans fifth loss. #Don’tLetTerroristsWin

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litre_cola

So mid October?

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Don T

You fresh, W. How did that DGB experiment work out?

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litre_cola

Wait for the preview Thursday. It did not work out well from what I was told…

But hey! Fulham beat something called a Wycombe today in the league cup so I have that going for me!

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King Hippo

perhaps there will be a Fulham/Everton showdown hootenany in one of the Cups this year! Commentist Party Throwdown

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King Hippo

Mutant Football League for reals?

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Beerguyrob

I will be the loud fucker in the Hawaiian shirt selling you beers.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Redshirt. I have to ask What is with the My Little Pony fetish?

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Gratliff

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LemonJello

Just couldn’t keep your box shut, huh, Pandora?

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Don T

Pshht. Half the demons are tracks from The Strokes and Arctic Monkeys.

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Redshirt

Brony Fanbase:
99%: Reminds people of well written, acted cartons of 90s especially when compared to some shitty cartons of today and excellent writing, voice acting and storytelling.
1%: Furry, Bestiality Porn

Guess which one gets the press.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Do what you do. I might mock you but that is only because that is what I do with people I love

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Redshirt

Okay, Marc. No big deal. Its my fault. I watched YouTube of My Little Pony. Its a gateway drug.

If anything, I’m an example for others. Be careful when YouTubing, you might end up trapped in an atypical fanbase.

Oh, and Moondancer is best pony and Starlight Glimmer is a poor imitation of Sunset Shimmer.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Again enjoy what you enjoy. I always enjoy you I like you.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I will learn what your edit means

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theeWeeBabySeamus

…you might end up trapped in an atypical fanbase.

Says the Bungals fan.
Hehehehe….sorry, sorry. 😛

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Redshirt

Uh, no. Though I became a fan in ’92 or ’94. Started following every game around ’97. To this day, I still don’t know why.

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Redshirt

I remembered! The Internet. I read about past Bengals seasons and then I started to watch games. They somehow beat Arizona in Week 1 and I’ve been damned ever since.

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Redshirt

MFW reading about Mixon, Burfict and Jones in YRTS Bengals

http://i.imgur.com/fHs8QtZ.gif

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LemonJello

Labatt or Molson?

/may be out of beer right now

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Gratliff

Oh man. We are totes gonna nuke a country that is like 98% innocent bystanders.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kg1U14x–X0

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Each time I hear this band, I’m disappointed more people don’t know about them.

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King Hippo

on the bright side, the dominoes should take around 72 hours to fall before we’uns all ded

/so plenty of time to get SUPER CRUNK

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Gratliff

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I knew I picked the wrong week to quit smoking weed.

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litre_cola

BLASPHEMY!!!!

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theeWeeBabySeamus

“Quit” might be overstating the issue.
Let’s call it a break.

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LemonJello

Are you two seeing other substances? What about the children? Won’t somebody think of the children?

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litre_cola

WHO IS GOING TO TAKE CARE OF THE DOGS

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theeWeeBabySeamus

She caught me with Beer and Vodka in a torrid threesome.

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litre_cola

As long as it was consensual you are good.

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LemonJello

Leaked footage from newly renamed Charlemango Mountain, NORAD HQ:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHWjlCaIrQo

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Redshirt

Yup. The smart thing is to tell North Korea that if one armed nuclear weapon is fired, we will consider that an Act of War upon the United States of America and will respond with the goal of nothing but the destruction of the Government of North Korea.

Of course, that’s not what’s going to happen.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

My dear Republican friend. The country is not only saying they will bomb us but trying. Granted they really suck at it, but they keep trying.

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blaxabbath

Eh – we’re gonna have to lay complete waste to NK anyways; might as well do it preemptively.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Are we nuking them now? God damned stupidest plan ever. Fuck it whatever, Nukes can’t make it to Wisconsin

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litre_cola

This was by far the best part of wyts today on Nippert Stadium,

“During the final game of the 1923 season with intrastate rival Miami University, UC player James Gamble Nippert sustained a spike wound injury. He died a month later of blood poisoning, reportedly due to having been infected by droppings left after a pre-game chicken race.”

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Redshirt

What is the link to this? I’m wondering if this is a Bengal thing, Bearcat thing, Cincinnati thing, or if someone just doesn’t like Old Lady Nippert.

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Redshirt

Huh. I’m thinking of a response to Dalton throwing one more pick (a whooping 8) and a terrible passing rating of 91.8 in spite of losing Jones, Sanu and having half a year of Green.

All I have so far is:

1. Go fuck yourself.
2. (TBD)
3. Go fuck yourself.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

Counterpoint: He still looks like a ginger Satan. Or at the very least, some kind of gargoyle.

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Unsurprised

El H.D.H.‏ @El_HDH 6h6 hours ago

Literally named for a guy who died due to chicken shit.

We have reached Peak Bengals.

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King Hippo

HOLY SHIT! Bob Wade isn’t dead??

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I bet he would be if he wanders back into College Park.
/realizes that’s true for most people
//includes the emotionally dead

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King Hippo

ESPN has a 30 FOAR 30 on “why Balmer is such a shithole” apparently

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LemonJello

Is it a multi-parter?

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Redshirt

Mega Millions and Powerball Jackpots are close to a third of a billon dollars. That may be enough for a third of a NFL Franchise. If they miss tonight and tomorrow, then they will definitely be enough for it.

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WCS

Is this how you plan to fund your coup d-état of Mike Brown?

Also, which of the comments in Drew’s WYTS Bungles Edition was your’s?

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King Hippo

you had Mike Brown at “fund”

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Redshirt

Yes. That was my plan in 2012 when Mega Million entered Bond-Villian-ian $1.5 Billion but some people in Illinois, Maryland and Kansas had to ruin it by winning.

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WCS

To be fair, people in Maryland and Kansas ruin a lot of things.

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theeWeeBabySeamus

I’d like to downvote this, but it’s true.
Plus wordpress won’t let me SO I GUESS I HAVE TO BE OK WITH THAT.

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Brick Meathook

Tonight, in memory of Glen Campbell, I’m gonna’ get real drunk and forget my name.

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WCS

Tribute or not, isn’t that your normal Tuesday night routine, anyway?

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Brick Meathook

I’m more of a bath salts guy these days. Bath salts and Jesus.

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King Hippo

Good quality fantasy footbaw name right there

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scotchnaut

[triggered]

-Tanya Tucker

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am going to buy gummi bears. This one is actually true unlike anything in the reviews

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I am going to buy gummi bears. This one is actually true unlike anything in the reviews

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Why is this both uneditable and double?

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scotchnaut

You’re hammered?

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Like a little bit drunk. But not really. The site did it.

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Wakezilla

Maple Football news:

Johnny Manziel says he’s considering going to the CFL. Hamilton currently holds his rights. Outside of Saskatchewan, there isn’t really a team out there that desperately needs a new starting QB. So, if he’s OK making $42K/season to hold the clip board, some team might take a flyer and trade for him.

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Senor Weaselo

Just call him Johnny Clipbouard?

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litre_cola

Yessss

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scotchnaut

Perhaps he thinks the coucaine is cheaper up north?

/or maybe he’s an attention whore?

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King Hippo

He don’t lie, he don’t lie, he don’t lie, eh?

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scotchnaut

nice

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Wakezilla

Question for the Bears fans: I”m thinking about my preview and I am wondering if Cutler a garbage time QB? 2 winning seasons indicates he was, but, I want to be fair.

On a related note, should I include pegging in my LOLphins preview?

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

Cutler does not give a fuck about fans but loved playing. Played through multiple injuries. Best arm they ever had. Go fuck yourself old Bears fans.

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Don T

Cutler slightly frowns on warm+ taeks. “Whateveren…” whispered the wind.

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Senor Weaselo

Beats Jerry hearing from the wind.
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BrettFavresColonoscopy

His stats weren’t inflated in garbage time, if that’s what you’re asking. He just wasn’t throwing as many screen passes in the fourth quarter of losing games.

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Marc Trestmans Windowless Van

I have a problem that I want to defend Cutler regardless of the moment. How about 9 of 11 of you not getting injured by week 3… Ok I don’t care that much. Still fuck yourselves Bears defense.

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