Boo!!!!!!!!!
Yeah, today is Friday, October 13th.
Why are we superstitious about Friday the 13th, anyway? I’m really not, to be honest. Though I probably should be.
Little known fact….
I got married to my ex-wife on a Friday the 13th. And considering how much of a horror show that turned out be?
Honestly though, that mistake was not bad luck. It was stupidity on my part, plain and simple. And I don’t mean because it was Friday the 13th when it happened.
Live and learn, I guess.
But this week, in honor of it being Friday the 13th, we’re going to do Sexy Girls From Horror Flicks. I won’t be able to get to all of them, so feel free to cover any of your favorites I might miss, in the comments.
As an aside, I always used to root for Jason in the Friday the 13th movies. First, all those dumbass teenagers needed a li’l killin’. Second….poor Jason just wanted to be loved. Sure, he’s a little damaged in the gourd, but aren’t we all? Hell, he lost his mother tragically as kid, then got taunted by teenagers. I feel where he’s coming from.
In this day and age, he’d probably end up on Tinder or some such. And if he did, this would be his profile pic I bet….
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Arrive Early For The Previews
When I thought this horror flick theme for Friday the 13th might not work well (I thought the material might be limited), ballsofsteelandfury reminded me that horror movies have always had attractive ladies in them. He was not wrong.
Remember this lovely lass?
Well, you should. Even though she didn’t last too long, her big scene in Psycho is classic horror movie legend…
Fairly tame by today’s standards I suppose. But in 1960, it was rather controversial.
These days, often the lovely ladies in horror flicks end up being the heroine. The last one standing, as it were. But not always.
Remember this one?
That’s Rose McGowan. She put up a pretty good fight there, but I always did wonder why she didn’t open the garage door herself while she was at the door, rather than trying to crawl thru the doggie door with those boobs (there didn’t seem to be a lockout switch and Ghostface didn’t seem to have any problem opening it). Oh well.
And even after a car accident and facial reconstruction, she was still as lovely as ever.
*Note to self: Find Harvey Weinstein and punch him in the dick a few hundred times.
Somebody else we know died early in that one too, as you’ll recall.
Also, there’s also no rule whatsoever (not anymore, anyway) that says the lovelies can’t be the villain/killer/monster…
Ooooff.
Anywhoooo….
Don’t get scared….we’re gonna have a variety a little later.
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Sports Which Will Haunt Your Dreams
NFL
The Iggles headed down to Charlotte last night and took down the Panthers, 28-23 Final. I’d talk some about this game, but I really just don’t want to. More or less…it was a not terribly cleanly played game, but the Iggles were just a bit more cleaner enough (Good grammar, ftw).
MLB Playoffs
Last night, in a game which seemed like it would never freaking end even though we all knew damned well HOW it would end (honestly, for a while I thought I’d died and discovered there really is a Hell, and watching that game and “Dusty Baker Face” for eternity was mine) ….
Shit what was I saying?
Oh right, the Cubs’ ass horseshoe came thru once again, as they outlast the Nats by a final of 9-8, and take the series in five. They now move on to face the Dodgers (again) in the NLCS. Which is the lesser of two evils? Fuck if I know. Go Meteor?
GO METEOR!!!!!!!!!
The ALCS gets going tonight if you haven’t had enough of teh baseballz yet.
ALCS – HOU vs NYY (begins tonight)
- Game One | NYY @ HOU – 8:00pmEDT – TV: FS1
NLCS – LAD vs CHC (begins tomorrow)
- Game One | CHC @ LAD – 8:00pmEDT – TV: TBS
NHL
Still early, not much to be gleaned just yet. Other than the Caps are still skeert of the Pens, and Vegas is rolling 7’s….so far.
NCAA Football
Coupla games tonight. Both of which appear likely to be lopsided (to say the least) but I’ll be watching.
- (2)Clemson @ Syracuse – 7:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- (8)Washington St. @ Cal – 10:30pmEDT – TV: ESPN
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Sexy Girls From Horror Flicks
Yeah, I know Halloween is still over two weeks away, but I just really love the music from that one. Always have. Used to even own the soundtrack. No shit.
And yes, you might be hearing that one again in two weeks for our real Halloween edition. But don’t worry…you’re drunk, you won’t remember.
As far as our Horror Flick Lovelies, these are in no particular order other than the order in which I think of and/or stumble upon them.
Enjoy…
Halloween (1978)
From Hell (2001)
Species (1995)
Mimic (1997)
The Deep (1977)
Saw (2004)
Deep Rising (1998)
Gothika (2003)
Resident Evil (2002)
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Creepshow (1982)
Balls: Ahem…
TWBS: WHAT?!?!
Balls:
TWBS: Alrighty then. Moving on…
The Crazies (2010)
30 Days Of Night (2007)
The Ring (2002)
Wrong Turn (2003)
From Dusk Till Dawn (1996)
Idle Hands (1999)
April Fool’s Day (1986)
Balls: Ahem…
TWBS: WHAT NOW?!?
Balls:
TWBS: I can NOW.
Ok, we’re kinda running out of space and I’ve left a lot out already, of course. But before we call it a night and Balls reminds us again how old he is by posting pics of the ladies he used to jack it to, I have to return to two flicks I already mentioned earlier….just on general principle…
Scream (1996)
Jennifer’s Body (2009)
But sadly, that really is all I’ve got room for. I know I left a lot out. Some I already know I’ve left out. Some I’m sure I haven’t even thought of yet and will kick myself for later.
Either way though, please do add your favorites in the comments. NOT YOU, BALLS!
To be honest, it’s been a real nightmare trying to make the choices this week of who got cut and who did not…
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Darkness Falls Upon Us
Soooooo, that’s about all I got. And it’s totally NOT because I’m going to go hide under the bed now. As far as you know.
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?
– W. B. Yeats
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEja72NSg5Q
I hope everyone has a safe and happy weekend.
Love ya’s.
And be careful out there……
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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The great return of Clemsoning!
I wanted it on 4 November, but it can happen two times!
I hope Dabo cries.
I bet he won’t thank Jesus for liking ‘Cuse better tonight tho. Hypocrite.
Sounds like someone’s ex.
#TheyLiveTogether
WE ARE JUST ROOMMATES!
Oh dear God, you stupid motherfuckers
BLOUSES!
3 yards and Cuse wins.
*8
5 yards, and Cuse wins.
That is an amazing paint job.
Wow.
That was a neat part of that movie.
Who told the Avalanche that they are actually good? And how can we have that person killed?
Boop!
Holy Christ!!
^ What he said
and I thought I liked the ice cream truck when I was a kid.
Yes, 1000 times yes.
I am drinking an alcoholic pomegranate seltzer water I found at Trader Joe’s. It’s…weird. /no homo
What’s a pornographic seltzer?
Need new glasses.
Hard to describe…just all fizz and shame ,, smgdh
Clearly got that beverage cold.
They all are after ya stick your penis in them.
WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED? OW WELL.
Have I mentioned Dallas Keuchel’s beard can go fuck itself? No, not you, Olivia, I said Dallas Keuchel’s. Although I won’t say you can’t if you want to!
Wazzu/Cal might be worth staying up for.
Do you mean Roughriders v REDBLACKS? Because that is what is on my stupid tv… we get crappy JV football coverage not on Saturdays.
That is pretty shitty. Don’t worry, you’ve well convinced me I can’t be Canadian.
Dirt Football and much ice footballing.
What, you expected your punter to be more precise into double coverage? Go fuck yourself, Coach Jeebus Camp.
Which James Bond film is Tanaka the villain of again?
Tanaka was Frank Dux’s master in Bloodsport. A lot of people forget that.
Not sure about villainy, but I think there was a Tiger Tanaka that was Bond’s ally in Japanese intelligence in You Only Live Twice.
There is only 5 left in YeahRights suicide pool? As a whole, not good results
I’m presuming I’m not one of them.
/hasn’t remembered to check in several weeks
You are not your Californian-Mexican alter ego however is.
Senor… wait, I had something for this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zk73iT4KhWU
Even a blind Mexican squirrel finds a nut occasionally.
HEY!!
Mack Brown is a yuuuuge penis.
That is all.
Oh for fuck’s sake Ice Giants.
Also Dirt Giants, but I was on the phone for the last half-hour.
at least the weekend will be essentially over before the regular Gigantes start chucklefucking around!
MOAR pass interference!!
We can beat these guys.
We just gotta hope nobody else does it first apparently.
I’d rather take the pressure off of us. And to be honest, a Cuse win would mean State could then fuck up twice (after a theoretical win v. Clemson) and still almost certainly win the Coastal (tiebreaks v. Cuse, FSU, Clemson).
That’s a very, very plausible wolven scenario.
True. But I want them coming to Raleigh unblemished.
Fuck ‘Cuse on principle. That principle is admittedly JV basketball-related, but still. Fuck ’em.
/St. John’s is gonna win what, 8 games this year?
Fewer than that, I hope.
NC State might as well not have a basketballing program no more.
Not much to challenge there, Joey
Dirt touchdown? I think he is out
Ban instant replay!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMqZ2PPOLik&ab_channel=AlanRizkallah
BLEERGH is pleased with Syracuse/Dabo.
It has all the equal opportunity pass interference.
4th and 42? JV NFL BLITZ!
even by ACC standards, it’s truly quite silly
I will watch el beisbol if and when it is Dodgers/Astros. Until then, it go fuck itself.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3cD9x1xTSjw&ab_channel=phitdemon
How ’bout some BIG-TITTED LANDING GEAR
THIS BASEBALL GAME I CALL IT MY FIRST SEXUAL EXPERIENCE BECAUSE IT IS GOING BY SO FAST.
Was it in a 1979 Delta 88?
Ha. 1979 Ford Fairmont Station wagon!
Pictured:
Love the quad headlights.
1977 Buick Electra Limited!
Now to be clear, that’s experience, not loss of virginity. That was in a cabin mere feet away from my deaf father, deaf brother, and a living room full of friends. But that’s another story.
I thought it was because it’s messy.
No, that was when I went down on my 1st gf with gum in my mouth.
didya blow a bubble? how could one not??
13 unlucky for some… so Robot Wars time!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XcJvxXGB7WQ&feature=youtu.be&t=4m27s
Low strike that would have been ball 4 leading to strikeout, DRINK!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=sJcf9hzNAeI
The best Friday the 13th tribute song evar.
We got everything that we need
Let’s go skinny dipping
Drink some beer
And don’t forget the weed
Only two more episodes of Ozark to stream. DAMNIT!!
/also <3 Naomi Watts and Radha Mitchell so, so very much
https://gfycat.com/OffensiveCrispAmericanavocet
I swear she doesn’t age.
No need to swear. Unless it’s by THEM TI…nah. She deserves better.
There’s absolutely no way it will last, but, Syracuse is currently leading the Dabo, Dabo! DABOS!, 17-14 late second.
It’ll last. Clemson’s offense blows with Bryant.
DABO IS COMING
Neve, Heather Graham. I thank you sir.
Evening commentists.
Trent Reznor made a new version of the Halloween song, FYI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAbDvqPFXvQ
JINX
Start one, then start the other one 5 seconds later and you get a new version!
So, of course this is a thing in 2017.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAbDvqPFXvQ
JINX
I didn’t listen to it, and I feel bad even watching it because I’m actually sick of superheroes, but The New Mutants trailer makes it look like a decent horror film.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu9e410C__I
Nice. The director has said that it’s very much supposed to be a horror flick, which sounds a lot more interesting than yet one more “save the earth from that big sky hole” movie.
It’s nice out and I’ve been sitting on my ass inside all day doing nothing.
Relevant
I thought he was already married to the kicking net.
Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell
Hi.
I haven’t seen an Orange fuck up a side’s chance at greatness like this since… the last 11 1/2 months.
Joe Buck is the cloves, Tom Collins mix, and frozen pie crust breakfast of announcers.
Goddammit, Joe Buck.