TGISF… AKA Your “Insert Witty Halloween Sex Pun Here” Sexy Friday Open Thread

Yep, it’s Halloween again.  Almost, anyway.  So of course this week is an easy choice.

It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!!

(yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago…now I get to call everything “2nd Annual ” any damned time I want to…get over it)

So let’s have a party!!!!!

 

We’ll have cake…

 

We’ll have punch…

 

We’ll have costumes…

We’ll have lotsa costumes…

 

And maybe a fright or two if we’re lucky…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkwHysX120g

Trick Or Treat

Remember when you were a kid, and depending upon where you lived, usually in one direction or another was….  that neighborhood.

You know the one I mean.  It’s where all the rich kids you went to school with and hated lived, but whose parents moved them into private school before they got all beat up n stuff.

(OK, ok….maybe some didn’t transfer until after they got beat up, but I admit nothing)

THAT Neighborhood…..

(Full Bars????  FULL BARS!!!!!)

Why would I want to hand out full bars to dumb kids?  Hell, I don’t even buy full bars for myself.  Always the minis.  And at Halloween, even giving those away to those snotty nosed little critters annoys me.

THAT’S MY CANDY, DAMMIT!!!!  Why do I have to give it to you just because you showed up at my door?  You don’t look hungry so why are you doing this?????

Aaaaand then I just give in and give it to them anyway because then they go away more quickly and they don’t think I’m funny anyway.  Grow a sense of humor, you little bastards.

And bring your mom this year.  I missed her last year.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tnYZ4xivTk

Spooky Sports

NFL

So that was a close one last night, huh?  The ‘Phins swam north to Baltimore for a TNF juggernaut last night, but somewhere along the way they forgot how to football even more than usual.

Also Joe Flacco got hisself all killt n junk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pko_AvXMCRI

But no one can tell the difference today so apparently he’s OK.

Ravens hang on to their illusions for at least one more week and crush Miami 40-0, singlehandedly hitting on the over in Vegas (37.5).

Sunday/Monday Schedule

 

World Series

The 2017 World Series has gotten off to a hot start and is knotted up at a game apiece as Houston manages to take game two (even if it did take a while).  The scene now shifts from LA to Houston tonight for Game Three.

  • World Series | Game Three – LAD @ HOU – 8:20pmEDT – TV:  FOX

 

NHL

Still not yet, but I’ll have more opinions soon once baseball is done and football finally figures a way to disappoint me, as it always does, and I’m able to watch more hockey.  Probably mid-November at the latest.  But I do have to point out….Vegas is still chugging along.

Friday Schedule

Standings

 

NBA

Also still too early to be much point to talk about the Association.  Won’t be much of one later either, but we probably will at some point anyway.

Friday Schedule

Standings

 

NCAA Football

Kind of a meh slate tonight…

  • Florida State @ Boston College – 8:00pmEDT – TV:  ESPN
  • Tulane @ (24)Memphis – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
  • Tulsa @ SMU – 9:00pmEDT – TV:  ESPN2

Saturday Schedule

 

 

Halloween Sexy

Disclaimer:  I make no guarantees that some of these might not be repeats of last year.  I even went back and looked, ostensibly to NOT repeat any from last year.  However, some of those deserve repeating.

We’ll see what happens.

Enjoy…

 

 

 

 

Fear Snuggle

Later, after all of the Halloween events have unfolded and the party has died down, it is traditional to do the fear snuggle with someone.  Even if it’s just with your dog, your cat, or even just a pillow or stuffed animal.

All you do is find the scariest movie you can, and you snuggle down into it.

Why?

Why Not!!!

Thusly, my kitty and I bid you a good night…

Have a safe and fun weekend, everyone.

Love ya’s.

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8

 

Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme?  Drop me a line…

[email protected]

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An unapologetic, even if often manic-depressive (it's a requirement given his choices of sports teams), fan of NC State University, the Baltimore Ravens and the Baltimore Orioles. When not parked in front of the computer and/or TV, can often be found on the golf course shouting obscenities to no one in particular.
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Senor Weaselo

Puig did a dumb, drink!

SonOfSpam

Way the fuck ahead of you.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

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Romonobyl

I strongly believe ‘Waterfalls” by TLC is great belly-rubbing music, just try to ignore the song’s rather serious message.
That is all…

herodotus450
Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

So I’m just reading the Mueller news. Holy shit. Looks like Manafort and/or Flynn is gonna get charged on Monday…

WCS

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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BrettFavresColonoscopy

The pilot peeing now is blocking off access to whisky refills. This is bullshit.

Senor Weaselo

BOO THAT MAN! Except he’s flying, so maybe not.

BrettFavresColonoscopy

You’re all sexist. The pilot is a woman.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Not me; I thought it was a new TV show.

*Wasn’t sure how that was working.

SonOfSpam

I know it’s tempting, but keep the boxcutter in your pants. For now.

Unsurprised

OH GOD FUCKING DAMN IT, Brick! A Kommentist forgets the password ONE FUCKING TIME …

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

I know who can play the hills if they remake The Sound of Music.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

Ah yes, the ol’ Weinstein Audition.

“I thought this was for a flea collar commercial”

SonOfSpam

My favorite ruffles today.

Sharkbait

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Mueller…Mueller…Mueller

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Waldonetta?

Shogun Marcus

Hold on…I’m still looking.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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SonOfSpam

I know Shogun broke the news on this thread a half hour ago, but “Mueller has filed charges” has me much more excited than the beauties on this post (no homo).

“Now this is not the end. It is not even the beginning of the end. But it is, perhaps, the end of the beginning.”
– Winston Motherfucking Churchill

herodotus450

/Prepares lube in case it’s actually trump.
//Thinking
///Also prepares noose in case it’s Comey or something.

SonOfSpam

Betting on Manafort, but it’s definitely a bad guy (not Comey).

FIRST OF FUCKING MANY.

herodotus450

But also I would only be a little surprised if literally everyone in the country except trump was indicted. Including you, me, and all those mooching war widows.

SonOfSpam

Who the fuck are the assholes voting for Proposition 305 anyway???

herodotus450

First their husbands got a free ticket to ‘Nam and now they want another free ticket for the bus!? Over my dead body!

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Stupid Sexy Mueller.

Senor Weaselo

I really hope that was his middle name. (Damn, it wasn’t.)

Unsurprised
Romonobyl

This clip belongs in the Smithsonian.

Horatio Cornblower

Rex Ryan has this playing on an endless loop at his house.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Unsurprised

Que Bella!

Romonobyl

I haven’t been a based-balls fan since I left Chicago and Jack Brickhouse died, but I must admit this W.S. has my attention. It’s not the HOUSTON STRONG stuff, I just think the right two teams are facing each other for once.

WCS

They really are the two best teams in based balls.

Romonobyl

Not to diminish the hurricane stuff. I gotta admit, after this storm I’ve never seen people pull together so much to help others, even complete strangers regardless of race. Some things about Texas aren’t all bad.

SonOfSpam

(Except the WaPo article where some Houstonians who had been FEMA-helped were against any help for Puerto Rico. Rage-stroke inducing. But otherwise, yeah.)

Unsurprised

Texans being selfish, bigoted assholes? GET RIGHT THE FUCK OUT

Romonobyl

There we’re also televised reports of black people looting shoe stores, can they be generalized as well?

Romonobyl

Didn’t think so…

SonOfSpam

No True Scotsman etc.

Hey, I didn’t say ALL Houstonians were ungrateful sociopaths. But these people were, overly defensive Texan guy.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Oh Scarlett.

Beastmode Ate My Baby

Gah. What a day. Busy morning, then had to take the cat into the vet because he was not feeling great. Turns out his kidneys are distressed, so they’re keeping him over the weekend, which is really bumming me out. So, apologies for not responding to any HRTN comments this week, just literally got home & I am fried.

Sharkbait

Have a drink man. Hope the cat is ok.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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herodotus450
Romonobyl

Our old rescue beast had the same problem, we got some prescription food (not cheap, but reasonable) that cleared him up pretty quick. If that’s what you get, spend a week mixing it with his old food to acclimate, usually does the trick.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

I hope teh kat kidneys are ok.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Her is the internet girl dressed up in the kitty costume sans cat ears with milk, apparently colder milk than anticipated.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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But I guess not THAT cold.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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My bad she does have the cat ears on, not sure how I was focusing on something else.

LemonJello

This is why you are the gif demi-god.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Perhaps more of a Demi-gif.

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Beastmode Ate My Baby

Thanks, guys! His phosphorous levels are good, so evidently that’s a big plus. They were sounding very positive about it, so we’re hoping he checks out OK on Monday.

Romonobyl

How old?

Beastmode Ate My Baby

He’s only 4. We’ve had kidney problems in older cats before, but he’s on the young side.

herodotus450

New Jersey – Ottawa an interesting game of the night? Who woulda knew…
/Pockets “Nico Waiver” joke for a day when Nico Hischier gets put on waivers…
//Like Necco Wafer, dontcha see

WCS

What’s been happening in The World today? I’m still balls-deep in Stranger Things Season Deuce.

Brocky

……..somewhere….

…….sometime…..

someone ate a taco

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

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Brocky

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LemonJello

I find this very interesting.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

I bet this is what turned Diora Baird into a lesbian.

Moose -The End Is Well Nigh

Underrated movie.

King Hippo

Mack pulling for FSU so hard it’s sad, and those assdicks have completely quit.

LemonJello

Usually they keep the camera above the waist to avoid showing that.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

RTD: [at the start of the inning] I’ll wash the dishes next commercial.

[fifteen minutes later…]

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Jesus, I hope the Dodgers can keep up and this game ends up with a score of like 16-14 or something.

Senor Weaselo

Wait, that was the first out? Jesus fuck.

Unsurprised

Just drunk enough to be slow-witted

King Hippo

I’m just slow-witted enough to be slow-witted.

/also old

//also pills

Unsurprised

I need more booze. I burned off too much alcohol on the walk home.

On the plus side, I brought home leftovers for some bitchin’ fajitas.

Unsurprised

Artist’s Depiction of me in the latest HRTN

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LemonJello

Basedbalk things happening at Naughty Maid Park

King Hippo

just imagine if Jared does a perp walk Monday morn. I’d have to stay home from work to engage in self-abuse.

Unsurprised

I’d have to go to the ER after jerking it so hard it explodes.

herodotus450

Just a context-less, apropos of nothing picture here
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King Hippo

that is one naturally beautiful woman right there. I’d be happy just cuddling with her on the sofa, for reals.

Unsurprised
King Hippo

they’s quite nice ‘uns

Shogun Marcus

Mueller just filed his first charges. Who and what is sealed per the judge. IT BEGINS…

King Hippo

oh SNAP. That why Boente resigned in EDVA?

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

I’d heard that floated as a theory. That he was waiting for the indictments to get done and then he was OUT.

King Hippo

How much you wanna bet Buck makes lame Cuban missile crisis joke?

LemonJello

He really has cock on his mind.

/and balls on his chin

King Hippo

The 500s owner done pissed off DeAndre Hopkins something fierce, and I only have 2 healthy WRs not on bye this week. GULP.

Rikki-Tikki-Deadly

Oh man, they just served up Hopkins a mother of a contract too, didn’t they? He should purposely drop every ball that is thrown to him.

herodotus450

Vegas winning 7-0 over the AvalanchE! Don’t they know Patrick Roy doesn’t play for Colorado anymore and they can’t shame him into forcing a trade? Even more surprising is a game between two Mountain teams being in the third period at this time of night. Did they start at 4 PM local time?

LemonJello

Is this like the code phrases in Red Dawn?

“The chair is against the wall.”
“John has a long mustache.”

Is the war about to start?

herodotus450

Spring sure did come early this year.
/Touches finger to side of nose.

LemonJello

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King Hippo

I mean, the Rooskies have kinda taken over, da?

King Hippo

special Early Bird Buffet after 1st Period?

Senor Weaselo

Of course it’s as I pick up Varlamov because Schneider’s hurt.

herodotus450

Varlamov really taking a beating eh?
/Innocent until proven guilty,
//Also innocent after acquitted

Sharkbait

Vegas…good?

Also can the Ice Giants stop playing like the real Giants?

herodotus450

Hehe when Brendan Smith is your best Dman… you got problems son.

Unsurprised

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

LemonJello

Still in #ThePauls-land?

Sharkbait

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Come drink with us. Forever, and ever, and ever.

Brick Meathook

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LemonJello

Well, there goes my costume idea…

King Hippo

5’6″ – that’s his height – no shit, Buck. We didn’t think you were giving penile dimensions.

LemonJello

giving penile dimensions

Somewhere, in Wisconsin, a man sits up straighter, wincing with shoulder pain…

Shogun Marcus

Nah, I’m 5’7″.

LemonJello

braggart

Viva La Tabula Raza

Beloved San Antonio Spurs getting ass-rammed in the Magic Kingdom tonight.

King Hippo

We also would have accepted Funke, Tobias “Take me to the magic”

ballsofsteelandfury

Weaselo and Maestro better have some awesome Halloween Party stories by Monday!

/ no pressure, but you’re both young and single, so…

Senor Weaselo

He’s in a relationship, I didn’t get invited to shit either tonight or tomorrow night (and I have to teach in the morning) and have to play a concert Sunday afternoon. In front of my students. And their parents. So I have to look presentable.

All my Halloweens will suck from here on out because of Halloween two years ago. It’s like I’m the goddamned Flying Dutchman.

ballsofsteelandfury

WTF happened 2 years ago???

Also, that relationship is barely a month or two old. There should be some crazy sexy Halloween stories coming from him…

Shit, one of my best Halloween stories happened when I was in a relationship.

Senor Weaselo

That was the day that whole year-long ordeal started, thanks to a single drunk kiss. Okay, two in succession.

Unsurprised

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Unsurprised

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King Hippo

holy fuckballs, Florida State is a leaky bag o’ shit

Buddy Cole's Halftime Show

It’s the state flag actually.

herodotus450

I expect, nay, demand, that gif of Annie turning around and walking away from Season 1 Community halloween episode to be posted early and often. I couldn’t find if myself so I just have this one
http://33.media.tumblr.com/a36624cea12dd477ffa443e54dfd6bf8/tumblr_mfxekwQM2k1qb05aco2_250.gif

LemonJello

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LemonJello

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herodotus450

hmm, yes yes good. Not quite there, keep trying.

LemonJello

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King Hippo

Annie Edison, dream gal. Britta Perry, dream gal. I wish I could wreck my legal career like that.

/my legal career is indeed headed to the toilet, but NAWT in a sexy way

herodotus450

HOT TAEK: Allison Brie is kinda unbearable in real life at least judging by the small sample of late nigth talk show appearances I’ve seen; meanwhile, I’d cut off my arm for a 5 minute conversation with Gillian Jacobs.

King Hippo

yes, I suspect I would like real life Ms. Jacobs better, too.

herodotus450

Plus…
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King Hippo

Her shoulders are INCREDIBLE

Senor Weaselo

Gillian responded to one of my comments on the old site when she did a Q&A, so she’s cool.

Spanky Datass

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herodotus450

That’s NOT EVEN from Community, but the short form web series “My Alibi.”

Shogun Marcus

So NAWT Her Alibi starring Tom Selleck and far more importantly Paulina Porizkova?

King Hippo

I do not approve of Halloween as an adult holiday. That is all.

/unless you are a Satanist

//and if’n you is, can you please sacrifice Mack Brown already?

Viva La Tabula Raza

Man, I haven’t seen a Dolphin slaughter like that since I watched that movie The Cove.
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Senor Weaselo

Artist’s representation of last night. The artist is Bill Parcells.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xQmsBEpDoAg

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