Yep, it’s Halloween again. Almost, anyway. So of course this week is an easy choice.
It’s the 2nd Annual TGISF Halloween Sexy!!!!!!!!
(yes, we had a birthday a few weeks ago…now I get to call everything “2nd Annual ” any damned time I want to…get over it)
So let’s have a party!!!!!
We’ll have cake…
We’ll have punch…
We’ll have costumes…
We’ll have lotsa costumes…
And maybe a fright or two if we’re lucky…
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkwHysX120g
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Trick Or Treat
Remember when you were a kid, and depending upon where you lived, usually in one direction or another was…. that neighborhood.
You know the one I mean. It’s where all the rich kids you went to school with and hated lived, but whose parents moved them into private school before they got all beat up n stuff.
(OK, ok….maybe some didn’t transfer until after they got beat up, but I admit nothing)
THAT Neighborhood…..
(Full Bars???? FULL BARS!!!!!)
Why would I want to hand out full bars to dumb kids? Hell, I don’t even buy full bars for myself. Always the minis. And at Halloween, even giving those away to those snotty nosed little critters annoys me.
THAT’S MY CANDY, DAMMIT!!!! Why do I have to give it to you just because you showed up at my door? You don’t look hungry so why are you doing this?????
Aaaaand then I just give in and give it to them anyway because then they go away more quickly and they don’t think I’m funny anyway. Grow a sense of humor, you little bastards.
And bring your mom this year. I missed her last year.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tnYZ4xivTk
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Spooky Sports
NFL
So that was a close one last night, huh? The ‘Phins swam north to Baltimore for a TNF juggernaut last night, but somewhere along the way they forgot how to football even more than usual.
Also Joe Flacco got hisself all killt n junk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pko_AvXMCRI
But no one can tell the difference today so apparently he’s OK.
Ravens hang on to their illusions for at least one more week and crush Miami 40-0, singlehandedly hitting on the over in Vegas (37.5).
World Series
The 2017 World Series has gotten off to a hot start and is knotted up at a game apiece as Houston manages to take game two (even if it did take a while). The scene now shifts from LA to Houston tonight for Game Three.
- World Series | Game Three – LAD @ HOU – 8:20pmEDT – TV: FOX
NHL
Still not yet, but I’ll have more opinions soon once baseball is done and football finally figures a way to disappoint me, as it always does, and I’m able to watch more hockey. Probably mid-November at the latest. But I do have to point out….Vegas is still chugging along.
NBA
Also still too early to be much point to talk about the Association. Won’t be much of one later either, but we probably will at some point anyway.
NCAA Football
Kind of a meh slate tonight…
- Florida State @ Boston College – 8:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN
- Tulane @ (24)Memphis – 8:00pmEDT – TV: CBSSN
- Tulsa @ SMU – 9:00pmEDT – TV: ESPN2
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Halloween Sexy
Disclaimer: I make no guarantees that some of these might not be repeats of last year. I even went back and looked, ostensibly to NOT repeat any from last year. However, some of those deserve repeating.
We’ll see what happens.
Enjoy…
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Fear Snuggle
Later, after all of the Halloween events have unfolded and the party has died down, it is traditional to do the fear snuggle with someone. Even if it’s just with your dog, your cat, or even just a pillow or stuffed animal.
All you do is find the scariest movie you can, and you snuggle down into it.
Why?
Why Not!!!
Thusly, my kitty and I bid you a good night…
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Have a safe and fun weekend, everyone.
Love ya’s.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vBecM3CQVD8
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Do you have a “request” or an idea for a future TGISF theme? Drop me a line…
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“My new girlfriend!!”
How do you want your eggs?
I’ve seen Halloween 3, and this doesn’t end well for anyone — except for me because I never liked The Office.
I like it better on her, but I might be biased.
Also, I liked her better on One Life to Live WHICH I’VE NEVER REALLY WATCHED…HONEST.
That is the best arc of the entire series, and not just because Charlize Theron is hotter than balls.
She should get that mole looked at.
I’ll do it.
No. No, I’m not a dermatologist. Why do you ask?
Dr. Van Nostrand?
Maybe you stayed at a Holiday Inn Express last night?
That’s no way to treat a pastry.
HAI commentists. errone watching We the North versus Big Baller?
/did I do that right?
One of the all-time best MST3Ks.
Remember when the MLB on Fox theme was its own thing? Good times.
Then there’s the third type of emergency
There it is!
Randolf Mantooth!!
JOHNNY GAGE!!!!
(why the fuck do I remember that?)
This is the first baseball game I’ve watched on tv from beginning to end in a long, long time.
It’s not over yet liar.
Bit of a stickler arent you?
I’m a blast at parties. PM me for pricing.
http://i.bittwiddlers.org/KHt.gif
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JSCbEKsguQ
I’m old enough to remember when Angie Everhart was hot.
So, like, yesterday.
http://www.hawtcelebs.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/angie-everhart-at-women-s-guild-cedars-sinai-annual-spring-luncheon-in-los-angeles-04-20-2017_6.jpg
Still gits it…… MILFy!
And apparently a cancer survivor too.
Which is almost as dangerous as being photographed by Terry Richardson!
That fucking asshole.
As my brother pointed out, it’s not only hypocritical of them considering how often those same magazines went to bat for him, directly or indirectly, for decades whenever this would come up; but it’s also an empty gesture since he has basically retired to enjoy married life and raise a family.
In celebration of the indictment today I might finish off my house’s supply of rum.
Save some for when you beat the rap.
I stopped and picked up a fresh handle this afternoon, so I’d better not try to emulate you.
I wonder if the person who composed the Fox Sports theme song gets a royalty every time they play it, or if Fox Sports figured out some way to fuck that person out of that money. My money is on the latter.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_6HsaNDV7o
John Tesh is doing all right for himself.
Such a great, great scene.
Still sitting on my DVR unwatched.
I suck.
What is it?
Ex Machina
Aha! Heard of it, but that’s about it.
It’s on Amazon Prime. Also, it’s a really good movie.
OMG, what are you doing? Watch it ASAP.
Yeah, need to. Life made me forget (again).
I don’t remember this part of “Grapes of Wrath”
/Also, did no one actually get to the end of that book? Are we never going to talk about the end of that book?
Was there wine? I always assumed it ended with wine.
A young, irresponsibly pregnant woman breast feeds a dying elderly man. THen the book ends. NO FUCKING ELABORATION!
That is what I liked about it. “Irresponsibly pregnant”? context.
They are depressingly poor. Moving across the country, abandoning their homes to find any sort of job, any sort of money. They sell all their belongings to afford the move. They can’t afford to support themselves, and it’s clear that the promised land of california was a sham that can’t support 10% of the Okies who made it there. But suuuuuuuuuure, get pregnant, that makes sense.
Yeah but they had a bad-ass truck
With a rocking chair on top with a gun totin granny.
As I said; context. You don’t seem to have any historical or human behavioral context, or even what those acts and ideas represent. You just desire to be judgemental. I can understand why you didn’t like it.
Yeah yeah I get it, it’s about survival, life goes on, life finds a way, hope, and all that. My original point was more about, why couldnt they find a bottle and nurse into that or something instead of breastfeeding a stranger. It’s fucking weird and there’s no explanation for it, nor, in my experience until now, discussion about the weirdness. And I suppose condoms weren’t exactly widespread at the time even if they cared.
Find a bottle? You already answered that question and it would kill the point anyway. Classic literature is not really for you.
More of a ‘Cannery Row’ man myself.
Yes, I have read most of his works and enjoyed them all.
Beer milkshake!
Yeah, but probably MD 20/20 or Thunderbird or some shit like that.
I’m assuming this is the best, Kristen Belliest part of whatever shitty movie it’s from.
It’s from The Good Place, which is the only decent show on television right now.
3 hours and 15 minutes in, I wonder how much longer before we start hearing Joe Buck bitch about the length of the game.
I fucking hate those people.
Oh, is baseball too long for you? Tell you what, instead of figuring out ways to make it shorter why don’t you do something else and let me watch the fucking game?
If it’s long because of at-bats, fine; but if it’s long because of six pitching change induced commercial breaks per inning, well, that’s why I haven’t actually watched any baseball this year.
I mean, if I enjoyed LIFE, I wouldn’t watch sports every waking hour like I do (when possible)
Oh, Cassandra.
Pubic transportation?
Didn’t expect her to be wearing underwear.
This hick is murdering this song.
I hope this guy puts out fires better than he sings.
or maybe his singing just scares the fire into submission?
Today’s Zionist.
licking her lips must be thinking of a shiny new quarter ,, smg-dh
Heyooooo!!!!!
Oy gevalt!
Multi-Tits
Nice way to hold serve at home BC.
But honestly, you can go ahead now and fuck off too. Arrogant good for nothing fucks.
they shall be overconfident when we come to town now
Horatio interviews at BC, a true story
Interviewer: “So if there was a box here and it held the thing you wanted most, what would it hold?”
Horatio (18): “Is that a real question?”
Horatio did not get into BC
Yer Mom’s fat ass!!
– Horatio, 19
“NOT unencumbered access to underage boys”
/Nailed it
//BC is a catholic school by the by.
Wouldn’t it be safer, and cheaper, in the longrun to insure regular liposuction treatments?
/Drooling over pictures of anything cheesy all
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