Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
The big yarblockers on that call.
22-12 has only been a final score once. Almost Scorigami!
Wildcat pass! Eat it Brady.
………………….
I wanted it to be 21-12 at halftime.
Geddy Lee approves.
Rush at half
Gronk is the type of guy who pisses on the seat in handicapped stalls.
That’s how you catch a pass, Brady!
Hey Brady? Brady? You saw that right?
That’s how you do it son.
Well, if Gisele wants to leave Brady for a man who can both throw and catch the ball on the same play, Nick Foles is right there.
FOLES trolls
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
FUCKING ABSOLUTE MOTHERFUCK
I’M LOVING IT!!!!
Nick Foles caught a pass. Nick Foles > Tom Brady.
HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK HOLY FUCK
See, that’s how it’s done, Tom.
What?
YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yay!
OH that is such a great ‘fuck you’ to Brady!
BIG BALLS DOUG
OH GOD THIS IS GOING TO END BADLY
Well fuck me sideways that worked.
gee, who woulda thunk it
It’s impressive that Collinsworth can be understood with so many P*triots balls in his mouth.
Collinsworth wouldn’t criticize the referees if they shot his kids.
But only if they wore TB12 gear.
HAHAHA
No flag. he was all over him
HOW THE ABSOLUTE FUCK IS THAT NOT A PI
WHAT THE FUCK
Why the hell is NE taking timeouts?
Wasn’t the play over when that helmet came off?
Should have been, but they seem inconsistent with that when the person isn’t central to the play
I THOUGHT I HAD CHLAMYDIA, BUT MY DOCTOR RULED IT NOT A CATCH
-Gronk
Fun chlamydia story: A friend of mine discovered she had it a few weeks ago which was quite a surprise since she’s been married for three years. Turns out it can lay dormant for a while and she had a…frisky phase in her 20’s. She got antibiotic to treat it, but freaked out a bit since her husband might have it. Lucky for her, he was already taking the same antibiotic for a respiratory infection so she just told him to take the dose she was taking and it cleared up two infections at once!
Hooray?
ALSO FUN!! One of my 16-y/o’s got it. And I had the pleasure of explaining this weekend that the weapons-grade antibiotic she took Wednesday would work for any possible bacterial infection (she has a cough) this weekend.
Yeah, my life fucking rocks
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That’s pretty good.
These defenses are dogshit.
COREY CLEMENT, GO MAKE YOU A NAME
Really loving the ode to Phillip Rivers with every single fucking pass in this game.
That was some good stiff-armin’ by Clement right there.
He was like, fuck him, fuck him too…totally fuck that white boy right there.
Guests at our party, “Wow this is delicious what did you call that?”
Yeah right: “Why I call that… find out next week on the season premier of Sunday Gravy!”
Sorry. The commercials got to my head.
Oh, btw, I’ll be in LA next weekend
What is a Catch? A 500-page philosophical treatise
What is a catch?
THAT was a catch
That’s a fumble out of bounds.
I thought so, but I’ll take the trade off of the next play going to the 9.
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I used to be involved in asbestos litigation. Met a lot of people with about 4 months to live.
I drink a lot.
American cinema…the biggest recruitment tool for ISIL….
Geez, I wonder how anyone could ID Christina Hendricks if she wore a mask?
That technology that identifies the distance between your eyes
It’s the eyes. Those big, juicy, supple eyes.
Han Solo movie ad was skipped
I believe it was the local ad window which is an even bigger problem.
I apologize for sharing one of those pages images, it just fits
We’ve filled the football with Folgers Crystals! Let’s see if anyone notices!
Australia Australia Australia We Love You. No Pooftas.
G’day, Bruce!
Forsberg get 3 games for THAT? Meanwhile Ratshit Marchand is still eligble to play during this millenium?
Oh right, football…
Where is this wind coming from?
I may’ve had a bit too much beer.
If Danny McBride were to disappear I would be OK with it.
Into a prison, ideally.
WHAT????
Yeah, he’s taken over the Adam Sandler title of “guy whose entire oevre leaves me cold”