Well well… WELL. This being a Sunday afternoon, Hate Week is no more.
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And yet, the Patriots are in the Super Bowl, again. No. 1 seed in the AFC against the Iggles, No. 1 seed in the NFC. Philadelphia is riding a weekend high, after the Hall of Fame selection of Brian Dawkins. And Terrell Owens; say what you will about T.O. (there’s plenty). The guy balled.
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That was back in Super Bowl XXwhatever. This time around, Philadelphia has a damn fine roster, notably better than New England’s—in most positions. The one really at stake, well…
Tron Brady: what has NOT being said about him? I heard talk about his career thoroughly eclipsing those of all-time NFL greats, to the point that Brady’s true peers are in other sports—like Gordie Howe, Michael Jordan, or Barry Bonds.
The coaching: what has not being said about Bill Belichick. His assistants have been living the life, getting the Pats to the Super Bowl while being the presumptive new head coaches of the Clots (Josh McDaniels) and Loins (Matt Patricia). Losing to this Eagles team will not hurt their bona fides.
On the Philly sideline, QB coach John DeFilippo has gotten interest from several teams. Super Bowl host Minnesota needs a new offensive coordinator, so DeFlip can’t ask for a better Pro Day. The way Foles stepped aside around the pocket against the Vikings D in the last game bodes well for the coach and QB.
The focus on the Eagles has been on making a game plan that Nick Foles would execute without difficulty, putting success in the hands of Agholor, Ajayi, Blount, Ertz, and Jeffrey. They good. Shit, even Torrey Smith can still force a defense to account for him. So Foles has options, but the question remains: what will he do when confronted with the chance to audible?
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Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Schwartz, this guy,
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has also been updating his résumé. He’s got a dynamite roster too, including Chris Long—who won the Super Bowl last year with New England. With LeGarrette Blount providing the debriefing for the Pats offense, I’d say the Iggles got prettay, prettay good mojo going into the game. A shame it’s played in the Birdmurderdome.
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So the NFC aviary has been owned in Super Bowls of late, with the Pats doing most of the damage. Big deal. I think the Eagles break the hex, 27-24, and the promise of a New Era will carry us through the goddamn offseason.
Then again, this is New England. Any HATAHs might wanna try something stronger than alcohol.
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Last day of the season! Let it out.
“NAWT A CATCH” – EVery day for the next 7 fucking months
Cris, shut the fuck up about that catch. JFC.
Oh my god Fuck you, Cris. You stupid asshole.
I’m just afraid that this will somehow result in even higher levels of smugness from pats fans, along the lines of, “well 7 SB appearances is still pretty good.” etc etc
Losing on two TDs that could have been overruled will make them a level of insufferable previously unheard of in the history of mankind.
The city of Boston could literally self destruct because of this stupid, unwarranted controversy.
oK, BUT IS THERE A DOWN SIDE?
I fail to see the downside of this.
IT’S EIGHT YOU FACKIN QUEER!
I rest my case
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Smugly says “eight.”.
It’s ten, but New England fans generally forget the NFL existed prior to 2001
Nick Foles should get paid.
SUPERB OWL MVP BIG DICK NICK FUCKING FOLES
“I get a ring, right?”
-Schmeagle
I do like the city of Philadelphia, so I will view this as good for the city, rather than good for those asshole fans. With their goddamn bird noises.
I ALMOST FORGOT!
Happy Patriots Schadenfreude Day, everyone!
Group hug!
Missed yinz, love yinz, FUCK THE CHEATRIOTS!
I’m getting texts from my friend in Philly. Shit is going off. So happy for those guys.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TvXm5HuR72k
This, but football themed.
WORLD’S GREATEST QB LOSES SUPER BOWL TO DERPY BACKUP
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Today is a happy day.
would have been better if it was the Vikings
We’ll take it.
Goddamn right.
GREEN CONFETTI SKYROCKETING! SELL now SELL. RED confetti down, white remains unchanged! HODL
I can taste Tom Brady’s tears from my living room.
FLY EAGLES FLY
did that old Eagle fan live to see the 4th quarter?
I hope Somalia likes all the Patriots 2018 Super Bowl Champions T-shirts and ball caps.
I would like to thank myself for taking that piss during the fourth quarter
I’m going to take up smoking just so I can have one now.
Doug Pederson is a national treasure. Finally a coach that played to fucking win against the Pats.
Don’t forget about Father Coughlin.
Is Philadelphia Phil okay, or did he die on the Hail Mary attempt?
That could have meant six more weeks of Brady.
THIS ISN’T EVEN MY FINAL FORM
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This is my komment of the day
That whimper you heard was not Collinsworth suffering from blueballs, but Jeff Fisher realizing his career is over.
Congrats Eagles fans.
I enjoyed talking shit with all of you this year
Could Crack the liberty bell again with my tumescense
Grease The Poles, MotherFucker!
What Aaron Rodgers says on Friday nights.
I hope Carson Wentz just got Wally Pipp’d
So like what do i do now?
Ejaculate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hLnecKDUweA
Congrats. I’m legit happy for you.
Igg…les? Ok I guess.
You once told me the Eagles must never win a Super Bowl.
😛
This is the closest to acceptable. But damn, they’ll be insufferable now 🙂
NOW WE CAN HATE THE EAGLES AGAIN
It’s gonna be a fucking hell of a party in Philly tonight. Enjoy it folks.
HUZZAH! You Phucks actually did it, under the weirdest of circumstances. Thank you, on behalf of humanity.
Congrats Iggles. Well fought, well won.
Congrats Philly now go fuck yourselves.
Haha Pats!
With God as my witness I have no idea what to do.
Sports Illustrated has some ideas.
Fuck your wife/girlfriend and climb a pole.
Strip down to your undies and run down the street.
/there are no other options
Congrats to all of the good and decent Eagles fans, and the fine Eagles DFOers. You guys deserve this.
Nick Foles: Superb Owl winning QB.
Let that sink in.
“Buuuuuuuurrrrrrppppp” – Kerry Collins
I have to go to bed tonight happy that the Eagles won. I’m not sure if I can live with this…
Yeah, it’s weird. Still only 1 ring tho…
You can retire now Brady.
FUCK YES YES EYS EYS YES YEZ YES FUCKITY FUCK YES FUCK YOU PATRIOTS
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Foles wins championships
Congrats to all you Eagles fans here.
Bellicheck vomiting out the black oil in his body
FUUUCCKKKKKK YYYEAAAHHHHHHH