(banner pic courtesy bostonmagazine)
NFL Notes:
- As expected, the 2018 NFL Schedule Release Presented by Verizon will be Thursday evening at 8:00 PM ET
- Yes – that’s what they’re calling it. Because, you see, in the NFL, everything is marketable.
- The internet is stirring the pot of dissension in New England, on the heels of Dreamboat not reporting to voluntary OTAs.
- It comes down to Belichick’s aggravation with the TB12 system interfering with “The Patriot Way”©®™
- Oh man, misunderstandings are the core of any good sitcom. For viewing purposes:
- Bill Belichick = Jack Tripper
- Tom Brady = Janet Wood
- Julian Edelman = Chrissy
- Robert Kraft = Mr. Roper
- Mrs. Roper is either dead or off visiting her mother every week
- Gronk = Larry Dallas
- I assume Lana is played by whatever MILF Belichick is currently chasing
- Oh man, misunderstandings are the core of any good sitcom. For viewing purposes:
- In the end, I believe this top commenter at PFT says it best:
- It comes down to Belichick’s aggravation with the TB12 system interfering with “The Patriot Way”©®™
- Speaking of rumour-mongering, after all the talk yesterday about hurt feelings, Aaron Rodgers said today he “knows his role” as the Packers QB.
- The Allagash hustlers over at the MMQB go one step further and come juuuuuuuuuust short of calling him a whiny bitch:
- A player’s power in his organization is directly proportional to the possibility of him wearing a different uniform sometime soon. No threat of departure, no demands. At this point, you might as well call it Rodgers’ Law.
- The Allagash hustlers over at the MMQB go one step further and come juuuuuuuuuust short of calling him a whiny bitch:
Tonight’s sports:
- NHL:
- GOLF is not a typo; that’s where they’re showing the games. Old people gon’ be mad!
- But at least Phoenix will now get to see some playoff hockey.
- Penguins at Flyers – 7:00PM | NBCSN / CBC (Pens up 2-1)
- Lightning at Devils – 7:30PM | GOLF / Sportsnet (Bolts up 2-1)
- Predators at Avalanche – 10:00PM | NBCSN / Sportsnet360 (Preds up 2-1)
- Ducks at Sharks – 10:30PM | GOLF / Sportsnet1 (Sharks up 3-0)
- GOLF is not a typo; that’s where they’re showing the games. Old people gon’ be mad!
- NBA:
- Pacers at Cavaliers – 7:00PM | TNT / TSN
- Timberwolves at Rockets – 9:30PM | TNT / TSN
- MLB:
- Indians vs. Twins – 7:00PM | ESPN / TSN2
I just think of Gary Bettman choking on his coffee at the thought of both LA teams out of the playoffs after the first round. Dr. Krieger?
About a year ago, the idiots that run our HR handed access to the employee W-2 stash. So my employer handed out credit monitoring service to us all as a “Sorry we hired a fucking moron” sort of thing.
I hate this service. Every month, it gives you a security warning update. Whenever I check it, its just the update for the sex offenders in my area. Every fucking time, I look through it even though all it is going to do is freak me out.
Two and a half blocks from me, there is a guy that apparently did time for incest, rape, sodomy, and carnal knowledge of a minor.
I never thought I would say this, but I think I understand the perspective of people that participate in lynch mobs.
Carnal knowledge?
Is there any other kind?
D. Trump
Here’s Salina de La Renta, an indy wrestler who has a ways to go to get into the WWE. Which means she has to be nice to her fan base!
You get a chair to the back! You get a chair to the back! YOU ALL GET CHAIRS TO THE BACK!
Wait, that’s not what you meant?
Next on a very special episode of Sunday Gravy.
Strangely, I’m craving a banana at the moment.
Put a ripe banana right into your favorite ear!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UQ48Oj4ZNvA
There’s a treasure to be found.
Shouldn’t that be a G?
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I mean… kinda?
Is it wrong that I know who this is?
And no, I don’t mean Patrick. Though the look on his face seems apropos.
Since you don’t even know Penthouse I’m going to assume you’re lying about knowing her.
I said I know who she is. I didn’t say I knew her.
They dated for a while; nothing serious. Give him a break. Seamus just didn’t see it going anywhere.
She’s got weird tits and blinks weird during oral sex.
2/10,….would still totally bang.
I would be very surprised if I get the Golf Channel.
Nope, we do not get the Golf Channel.
Millions of people?
NFL fans?
Sorry. But no, not really.
The real heroes….
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That whole genre….I just don’t get.
Well, it’s funny at least.
But yeah, old guy gay orgy porn for real ain’t my thing.
NO HONEST!!!!!!!
Not that there’s anything wrong with that!
There’s an awful lot wrong with that.
GODDAMMIT TOONCES!!!!!
Damn. She needs corrective lenses.
Or maybe just a smaller grog.
Can someone please beat the Gritsawx? Possibly with sticks? Or socks fulla nickels? I’m not picky.
When I seek spiritual guidance, I always find Leviticus 3:14 to be of great comfort:
Oh dangit. I forgot I need to return a coupla calls from earlier….
You have SFW gifs now?
Well, for now at least.
Still willing to link real porn tho if you guys don’t do your jobs.
LOL….jobs.
WCS’ favorite bassists….GO!!!!!!
John Entwistle (tWBS wins)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pohhMx9EdNc
Who?
FWIW, I might have cheated.
Ice Donks goal about to be called back.
Or not. Goaltender interference is the new “what is a catch?”
Replays are the tool of the DEVIL.
It’s not even hard to figure out. It’s like the NHL had an extra brain fart this year.
http://brawlinthefamily.keenspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2008-07-05-HongoSuper.jpg
I bet that banana seat smells…..good.
Sweet cute kitty.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs3xXlXSOKk
Those are some interesting directorial choices in Don Giovanni.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5liIhpkpkA
12:09 am EDT…59 posts.
You guys keep this sorry shit up and I’ll start posting a countdown of my favorite porn clips.
I love these.
We need one with Stormy and Trump shopped in.
here we go. And I have even seen that one and forgot….hysterical memory syndrome.
Shercock Holmes?
I have pulled off four time zones in the last four days.
Fuck this shit.
Get yo ass to Hawaii for the 5th this weekend!
I’ve “pulled off” daily for a while now.
I will be doing 11 over the weekend, four flights, three layovers, should be…… fu…… a thing.
Not to be that guy, but I mean actually sleeping in each of those time zones.
What; you can’t sleep on the plain?
Not to be that guy; but we are both bitching about first world problems.
It’s 11:45pm EDT and there’s only 42 comments on our open thread tonight.
It’s like I don’t even know you people anymore.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpN_TOP9hg8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eocCPDxKq1o
I guess we have more Kings fans than we thought…
Fuck Eastern time.
I’m reading The Bible.
How does it end?
This time the butler didn’t do it; he was a victim.
Sorry *SPOILERS!*
Outside of hawkey, I’m so desperately looking for escape, I’m watching longplays of the DOS game, Dune 2.
The draft needs to get here last week.
How do they fuck?
Contextually.
Forsberg beating the Avs is some fucked up irony.
I’m watching new Simpsons to kill time before picking my wife up at the airport.
Comic Book Guy apparently has a wife or a girlfriend or something now?
Have some alkyhol and Call Uber.
/realizes why single
//realizes why all women hate me
You don’t know, if you don’t ask.
Just saying….
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_g19fCJotPc
Oh god is there anything funnier than the Crypto-currency market place?
There was this company caused Savedroid. They claimed they would build a smart, A.I managed application which would automatically invest user funds into profitable ICO portfolios. There were also claims of a cryptocurrency credit card.
This company raised like $50 million USD in Europe as an ICO. The founder of Savedroid ICO Tweeted ‘Over and out’, with a picture of himself at the airport and then chilling on a beach.
Their website, I shit you not, currently has the South Park image as its only content now…
These scams are so fucking low tech. Its amazing.
To the moon! Wait, no, I mean to the beach!
https://ico.savedroid.com/
This is legit supposed to be the website for the company.
The subreddit is equally hilarious…
https://www.reddit.com/r/savedroid_ico/
My favorite crypto currency fools are the apocalyptic libertarians.
“Hey dude, you gotta use this internet currency. When world governments melt down and your paper money isn’t worth anything, your bitcoins will still be there so you can buy shit.”
Dumbass, if things get so bad that no paper currency is worth anything, there won’t be any electricity to go online.
Their other line. “Your money only has value because the government says so, and you sheep believe it.”
Yeah, I’m going to put my full faith and credit on one guy being able to code well enough that no one can get into the system and flood the market. Or if we’re going full action movie, that someone won’t kidnap him and force him to flood the market.
Much less likely than the US government being run by a moron who would believe that printing 10 gaxillion dollars will let us build a wall for free…
Hey wait up crypto dude.
I saw a “Bitcoin ATM” at a gas station at the Newark airport today.
This is definitely the darkest timeline.
last funny:
“Hey!”
*thousands of people turn around*
Guy who invented names: I HAVE to fix this.
1960 Impala
hahahaha found a funny:
why do you fill me up
(fill me up)
captain crunch baby
just to let me down
(let me down)
and turn my milk brown
and the worst of all
(worst of all)
the oops it’s all berries
was a major spill
(major spill)
but my favorite still
There are two LA hockey teams?
No, they will always be The Mighty Ducks of Anaheim no matter what.
The Flying V.
Fucking welp
Would like to once again congratulate the Philadelphia Eagles, the only professional sports team in Philadelphia.
Gabe Kapler took Nick Foles out for throwing 25 passes.
The Cup must go to Winnipeg
You spelled “Clarence Campbell Bowl” wrong.
YOU ARE GOD DAMNED RIGHT BALLSY!
You know what I like? Passing out
/goombye
Sweet baby jesus fuck, it’s worse than I thought
– Some guy named Joe, 0 AD
What? No Cindy…?
…or Terri?
Feeling a little cheated over here.
Oh right, it’s the P*ts. Never mind.
They don’t deserve it.
YOU TAKE THAT BACK AT LEAST ONE OF THEM WAS A PENTHOUSE PET!!!!!!!
I mean, what the hell is Penthouse???????
Sean Couturier is hurt, so RIP 2017-18 Philadelphia Flyers.
Time to watch the golf channel for a bit.
They’ll have Flyers-Caps starting next week
Hehehehe….right?