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Your “Happy Hallmark Holiday, Honey” Thursday Evening Open Thread
Being allergic to cocoa, I consider Valentine’s Day to be nothing more than a plot by BIG CHOCOLATE to try & kill me. NFL…
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Your “No, No…Stop. No Fighting…” Wednesday Evening Open Thread
(banner pic courtesy bostonmagazine) NFL Notes: As expected, the 2018 NFL Schedule Release Presented by Verizon will be Thursday evening at 8:00 PM ET Yes…