Yes, it’s time to do to Jose Mourinho what we did to Davey Moyes (what, like 5 years ago?) and finish the walking ded off. Everton (in 8th position on 15 points, +3 GD) only need a draw at Old Trafford to stay above Manure (10th, -1), and the Blues come in hot and looking for all three. Damn it, but Lukaku is still on the opposite touchline, and a force to be reckoned with. It should be a real cracker of a match (especially if Ademola Lookman gets a start for the Toffees), sadly it comes on the weekend where the Colonies’ Daylight Savings Time differs from tha Muthaland, moving the kickoff to noon EST on Sunday (NBC). Palace and Arsenal warm things up on NBCSN (9:25), if the London Jaguras/Iggles match gets too dull. Burnley/Chelski too, but you needs NBC Gold for that.
Warning: watching Lesser Footy on stream whilst following multiple blog comment feeds AND watching RedZone will likely kill me. HUZZAH!
So that’s me hitting Sunday before the Saturday slate. What of that? you may ask. Nothing before 10, so get your beauty rest.
Seriously, Redshite/Cardiff is the main offering (NBCSN). Just fuck right off. And let’s hope you have Gold, because that’s the only way you’ll see anything else. I’d recommend the DFO Derby of Litre’s struggling Fulham v. yeah right’s surging Bournemouth (no shit, 6th position!). It has bananacakes (which the Brits would STILL call a pudding) 4-4 draw written all over it. A savvy live bettor (i.e., NOT HIPPO) could make much coin on this. Brighton and Wolves also feels mildly interesting.
Lester is having West Ham for tea over on NBC (12:30), but that is nae JV NFL skipping calibre in my book. But we wish Fronk all the best anyway.
The entire weekend slate is thrown off by the Blue Mancs taking on Spurs on British MNF (4:00, NBCSN), presumably to draw attention away from how shite a matchup Dreamboat v. Horse Balls will be later that evening. Nice cross-network friendly gesture!
Oh, there’s also some Classic Coke fixture that weird Scottish guy will be squealing about (10:55, BeIn), but there will be no Messi nor any strike force whatsoever for Real Madrid, which will make it sort of seem like Atleti is playing an intra-squadder.
Hmmmmm, ya like that one, Balls? 😀
Our Young Boys will lotion up back in the comfortable confines of Wankdorf this Saturday, against sommet called FC Sion (1:00, some stream that surely won’t get you on any MOAR watch lists!). Fresh off an encouraging 23 Oct Champions League draw v. Valencia, Young Boys will look to rise up, take a hard line early, and pound Sion’s back end into submission.
On to the JV!!!
Clemson at Florida State (Noon, ABC)
Rarest of rarities, the Semenholes being good guys? Nah, they both can get fucked straight into the Atlantic, and I have no hope for Dabo!’s boys losing even once, let alone the necessary twice. Until Bama turns them inside out, that is.
Texas Tech at Iowa State (Noon, ESPN2)
Guns Up!! has started doing it with some defense? Way to STAND UR GROUND, fellas. Team Cornpone State can be awfully pesky at home, thus the 5.5 point spread in favour of the 3-3 side. Probably a trap bet, but I wish I could bet it.
Purdue at Michigan State (Noon, ESPN)
Sorry, Cancer Boy. Your miracle ticket was good FOAR one week only. Welcome back to reality, as if the cancer ain’t remind you of that plenty enough.
TCU at Kansas (3:00, FS1)
Moneyline I wish I could bet, as this is likely KU’s best chance to get a Big Twaaaalllllve win this season. Bloodeyes don’t deserve to give 13 on the road against a MAC school this season.
Florida v. Georgia @ Silky Gerard’s Place (3:30, CBS)
Oh yeah, the World’s Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, primed to see some Bulldog Vengeance! Unless it turns out they just ain’t worth a fuck, in which case the Gators will take control of their destiny in the race to lose to Bama by 30 in early December.
Iowa State at Penn State (3:30, ESPN)
Holy shit, will this be a slog. It would make your ded, racist grandpappy pretty hard (if only he were still alive), though. Also that creepy paedo uncle.
Kentucky at Missouri (4:00, SECN)
Here comes another trap line (Mizzou -7) – I get that the Tiggers’ve had a tough schedule to be 0-3 in League play, but Kenfucky has played legitimately decent footbaw to get to 6-1, including last week’s tricky fixture in the wind against Vandy.
NC State at Syracuse (7:00, ESPN2)
We shall see if Clemson beats the (back to shitty) wolves twice, as you have to be mentally right playing SillyCuse. They hit ya in the mouth, and one best be ready to respond. State ain’t good enough to be dazed and confused for a half before getting its scat together. Line opened at Cuse -1.5, is Pack -2 as of Friday night. Fuck, that makes me itchy. Another DFO Derby of sorts, since scotchy mildly claims the L’Orange JV NFL side now.
Washington State at Stanford (7:00, PAC-12)
This is a really good matchup between two 3-1 (in-conference) teams, both coming off emotional wins, and I can’t believe it’s not on a real network. I guess Fox has to show that dumb based balling.
Texas A&M at Mississippi State (7:00, ESPN)
Cowbells went and hired Paedo State’s offensive “guru” and since that decision, have had no discernible offense whatsoever. Whispers are that a QB change could be afoot (bad pun in memory of last Egg Bowl’s gruesome injury). Still a trap game for the Aggies, who I still think are poop.
Oregon at Arizona (10:30, ESPN)
Another week, another apology for the bad tweaker selection. But hey, at least Bear Down FOAR Midterms won last week’s White Power Bowl – though they still need 3 wins out of their last 4 to go bowling. Oregon could be deflated after their wet fart on the Paloose. Or pissed off. Fuck if I know, this League is weird, man.
u noe this NC State fixture is important, That’s My Raiders! participant Beth Mowins on the call
Rewatching Creepshow 2. The main character in the oil raft story who’s absolutely the lawful good member of the group starts molesting his dead friend’s girlfriend while she’s asleep, causing her to die. What is it with Stephen King and fucked up sexuality in his stories?
I’ll never re-read IT. Not because it wasn’t scary, it was; it was just that whole “12-year-old-girl-pulling-the-train” thing really skeeved me out.
last gasp in OT for JV Donks
Beavers win!!
I like this Cool-aide thing better than the Andy Reid one
Dammit Cornpones
Oregon State has an 18-3 Q4 lead, on the precipice of go-ahead TD inside of 50 seconds
they aren’t using the middle of the field, which is baffling. Clock no longer the enemy, dumb-dumbs
28-34 you mean?
I mean they have outscored CO 18-3 in Q4. Apparently it was once 31-3 Buffs.
You mean 25-3?
/also, this is why you KEEP CABLE and have the maximal sports package
These are the days that keep me from cutting the cord. Gimme all the channels of live footy!
and what a lovely attempt that backup made!! LMAO
Beavs MISSED the winning extra point, now CO’s backup kicker will have a 54-yard try to win
It’s generous to call that a try. lol
what, only like 25 yards short and 30 yards wide!
You know what to do, Mr. Ayo…
am now cheering for a Sparky FG so I don’t have to go online for Shitty Wolves’ kickoff
The Eriq and palz have put 50 on South Florida. Can we PLEASE stop fetishizing the undefeated schools who ain’t played nobody??
A touching tribute to the 500s imo. God bless.
NICE!
Not looking good for the 2017 National Champs.
KU takes intentional safety, but left 1 second on the clock…
they kicked off RIGHT to the upback, had he taken an instant knee I wonder if the refs give TCU a shot at a 50-yard FG to win?
or if he had super quick-like called fair catch?
Guess I’m behind the sticks a bit…but are toss plays against UGA’s religion or sommet?
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST UGA.
IT’S NC STATE AT OHIO STATE ALL OVER AGAIN FFS.
Fine. I gotta go kill….errrrr i mean rationally talk to…..some of my relatives.
BUT FFS UGA WTF????????????????????????????????????
I miss the 1970s.
That is some goal line stand right there. Even with the PI.
Hey dawgs, run it again. lol
Cowards.
Wow, even as a UGa fan, I gotta say that was a pretty sketchy call.
Woooo!!!!! Go Dawgs.
Sudden change!!!!!
Nothing there to overturn that. Screw you SEC if you do.
Watching Florida offense is like trying to watch a rhino fuck an inflatable pool toy.
Ah shit, asshole family is here.
Catch you later. This probably won’t take long.
#PrayForTWBS…’sLiver…MoreThanWeAlreadyWere
Nah, I stayed sober for this intentionally. Once I kick their asses out, I’ll get my drank on.
am making country style ribs in insta-pot. Hope this works!
Oooooh. Who’s got two thumbs and is going to Hippo’s house?
(I’m actually reheating Instant Pot crab soup from a couple weeks ago and doing clam and shrimp to go along)
Dawgs fan in spikes… would that make a red hole?
GODDAMIT UGa. You just got neutered.
Right in the fucking nuts.
THAT’S MY NEST! I DON’T KNOW YOU!
I expected nor’easter. This is just cold and gray and depressingly out!
This Houston South Florida game is pretty fun!
WTF??? RACCOONS ARE ILLEGAL?!?!?
Giraffes and raccoons are friends? Who knew
This has to be Florida.
Ryan McPoyle’s not looking too good.
Rabid raccoons; not even once.
Mike Glennon is really trying to fit in with the locals down in Arizona.
I think that’s her grampa.
Which bring us to; either has the ability to basically open their throat……..
The Fox ruled!
Yes.
Ziggy zoggy Ziggy zoggy hoi hoi hoi!
She’s lovely.
And drunk soooooo….bonus?
10-15 more of those and I’d be handsome.
Just finished little man’s, soccer game and 7th birthday party, so I just looked at the news for the first time. Shalom to all my Jewish friends. And as always, a pox on the house of trump.
“No wonder this spa was so cheap.”
Includes full body massage
The human spine is amazing.
9/10…would let her grill my meat
Ouch……… oh, FIGURATIVELY.
I’d put it in her oven.
You are already baked.
Hee hee….don’t I wish.
I feel like I just drank a gallon of Fight Milk.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_4jVGjpyNsY&ab_channel=It%27sAlwaysSunnyInPhiladelphiaTribute
And now for a live look inside WCS’s colon.
Isn’t the first rule of Fight Milk to not talk about Fight Milk?
Team Cornpone with a Fat Guy TD on 4th and goal from the 10! Pass to a DT!!
Woof Woof.
UF kinda sucks. This makes me happy.
Me: This American news is depressing. Lets check on a happy country like Brazil. Lets see what’s going on there.
/googles Brazil, sees a presidential race is happening.
Oh… oh god no.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/outlook/2018/10/26/brazils-version-trump-makes-trump-look-like-mr-rogers/?noredirect=on&utm_term=.d6fc3ff0b468
it’s almost like normalizing fascism may have ripple effects
And this is from a republican.
We have always been at war with Eurasia. Actually at this point I think we’re at war with the rest of Oceania.
doggies can has bark?
KU/Bloodeyes might be The World’s SADDEST Outdoor Cocktail Party
This made me laugh.
Guns Up!! may lose on an intentional grounding safety dance
Trump has a 91% approval rating with those affiliated with the Republican party. It’s sad that media types are more concerned about protecting the GOP brand post Trump than addressing the fact that his ideology represents most of its constituents. Being racist in a civilized manner is still being racist.
Blair Walsh’s cat, I presume?
Let’s go, Dawgs!!!!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7RT5M44AVM
it just means MOAR
The worst part, as you know, is that that video clip actually is accurately representative of my family.
They’ll be showing up any time now to fuck up my football watchingz.
Better not be wearing a gun, however.
Still throws me for a loop when i am in a state with open carry laws. I am such a burnout that there is no question i would Plaxico myself.
Well, my asshole family members have been notified they are not to carry on my property ever again. The “No Guns” stickers went up on all of the entrances to the house today.
I dare ’em. I double dog dare ’em.
Stand your ground.
I’ve already told ’em that if they carry into my house again, and I’m in a bad mood, they might leave with a shotgun wound.
I own guns. But I don’t feel the need to carry them around in public and worsen the problem. That shit ain’t right.
I told ’em a lot of other things too about their pathetic little redneck lives.
They’re all pretty pissed at me right now.
Ask me if I care.
CBS Primetime-
Re-enforcing stereotypes to old liberals that think they’re bias-free.
SO MANY false flags, y’all! And Petey has a game to prepare for this Sunday…
https://talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/week-so-far
NYT already wrote a piece about blaming Obama, Hillary and Soros for the bomb threats, and it has nothing to do with their foreign policies and everything about what they said about Trump. Gotta get both sides out though!
the NYT has been sickening, absolutely showing their willingness to be quislings as need be
“Everyone should be fully armed in today’s America.”
-Mr. Scary Octopus, the NRA’s newest mascot
Uh, America’s spy agency NROL-39 would like a word with copy right infringements
It’s just NRO the L-39 is the mission designation.
Probably. Just guessing though.
Young Boys scored in the 87th and added time, there shall be wanking in Wankdorf tonite after all!!
Young Boys scored against an opponent in an area I never heard of? Classic Young Boys
you just can’t keep them pinned down for a full 90!
The shooter entered the synagogue shouting, “All Jews must die!” I wonder who he voted for.
the guy with the Jewish son-in-law?
Trump has already said on TV that if the synagogue had armed guards and checkpoints, no one would have been hurt.
Its amazing to me that this is an even arguable position…that we need to arm our freaking places of worship. I cannot fathom how the US is considered to be a first world country at this point.
guy probably just had a lot of economic anxiety, y’all
Oh the best fucking part…FOUR armed officers were hurt in responding to the attack.
How the fuck is an armed guard going to handle a live fire situation when four cops got seriously injured?
Furthermore, I am so fucking sick of people with these fucking fantasies about combat and they think owning a pistol…and MAYBE going to a fire range once in a while suddenly means that in a live fire situation, with civilians running around everywhere, they would manage to do anything positive.
They just need to watch more Die Hard and John Wick, brah.
Problem is, there are a lot more Politicians than Agent Orange who share these views and promote white supremacy. Steve King immediately comes to mind
“Did someone say ‘False flag’?” – Like half of Twitter right now
ah mean he had a beard the uber Jews have beards due the math LIBTARD!!!111
Vandy/Arky is busted-what next?
Purdue Pete has creeped his way back into contention. Game heading into Q4
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so you got to hear this week’s full cancer montage!
on the positive side of the ledger, Wahoowa very close to taking the Holes’ season to the brink of extinct.
still 1-2 🙁
https://www.livescore.com/soccer/switzerland/super-league/young-boys-vs-sion/6-14775479/